The Slaptail Squad

Years ago, Beavers were hunted by disgusting humans, never to be seen in jolly old England again, until...

Beavers are nature's engineers. Hard working, family oriented, and Dam good paratroopers. Listen as the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins brings you a little story about the impact of Beavers in England.

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The Squad assembles. Beaveman provides an update on his first high school reunion. He graduated over 35 years ago and his lived with one thought in his mind if he ever confronted his high school bully. Wonder what happened?

Swan brings the true crime. A story of a mother who allegedly killed her three children then attempted to take her own life. Is she really the piece of sh!+? What really happened the day Lindsay Clancy allegedly took her children's lives?

The Beaveman brings it with not so grand rounds. What happens when you get a splinter you can't remove?

Nolan tells us about the many places in history the Samurai appeared, and it wasn't just Japan.

The Monster brings us haunted stories about the glorious sport of baseball, and Swan rounds out the evening with dumb jokes with Swan.

All throughout the episode, the squad nods to the late, great Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman. We miss you.

See Beaveman live, on stage. October 9, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre

Straight to the Gallows: A Dark Comedy Show

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This week, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town brings you Monstrous Minutes. The FBI built an entire town just to attack it daily with cyber attacks, to see if they can fix it. The only weird thing about this story is that for some reason, they chose Huntsville, AL. Like what you hear? Share with friends. Rate and review. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Special thanks to the states in the US that are our biggest supporters. Thank you California, Florida, Texas, Georgia, New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania. Thank you Canada for getting us on the charts. Big thanks to Norway for keeping us as a top podcast. We love you all. Give us money so we can fulfill the dream Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

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Nolan, Swan, and the Beaveman unite this week as Drippy Steve recovers from bottom surgery and JD makes an urgent trip to Disney to ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

Behavioral health therapy, what a joke. Talk about a soft science. The squad agrees it is nothing but BS wrapped in an SSRI.

Swan gives us an update on last weeks story. The update, there is no update worth a crap. Thanks Swan. How about some details about the family mass murder suicide of the Karolkiewicz family?

Thankfully, she has another POS to talk about.

Jason Wayne Redman, a 55-year-old Traverse City man, has been arrested after authorities seized electronic devices containing approximately 8,000 images and videos of child sexual abuse material. Get the sundress ready for that a-hole.

Nolan, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy reinforces the belief that psychology and psychiatry is bs. Bring on the cocaine.

The Beaveman furthers the narative and reads from one of his go-to books, Psychopathia Sexualis. Has the field of psychology advanced at all? Nah

Finally, Swan brings the drone with dumb jokes with Swan. Sure to disappoint.

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Some lady cleans out her dad's gun safe, trys to sell his shit and ends up finding out his shotgun is evidence.

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Can we be any more specific than that? It seems like a given, but clearly people just keep doing it. This week, the Squad unites to talk about the latest family annihilator. Oh, this one is special, huge family. Any time you kill 4 or more of your family members, you get the distinguished title of family mass murderer. Believe it or not, not all of them kill themselves. This one did.

The Beaveman and JD bring some context to crimes of this nature. The Swan presents the case, in typical Swan fashion, scattered as F!

Nolan brings us some historical context of giant pieces of sh!+ that murdered their family members, and Drippy Steve fails to present an intriguing true crime tale.

You always have a choice. Make the right one. Get help. There is a special place in hell for people that kill their children and family members.

But did he do it? Did the others? The Slaptail Squad provides a little bit of information to consider.

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He's back, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town himself, JD Hutchins brings you this weeks Monstrous Minutes.

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This week on the Slaptail Squad Swan comes hot out the gates with an intriguing true crme update on on this weeks featured piece of sh!+ currently residing at a Kalamazoo county jail awaiting extradition to Alaska. Christoper Popps is the primary suspect in the killing of Patrick Orville Dearth nearly 33 years ago in Alaska. Swan really wants to talk to him.

The Beaveman really talked Steven up this week after giving him suggestions about his segment. Did Steven hit the ball out of the park or did he biff it? What do you think?

The Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town himself does not disappoint. This week he discusses Quantum Immortality. Clearly, the Beaveman is intrigued.

Nolan comes in hot and peters out like a wet candle. This guy really does love the Mongols, and not just the barbecue.

Beaveman explains to every man in simple terms how the male ejaculates. Do they get it? Probably not.

And the Swan angrily tells us jokes for Dumb Jokes with Swan.

Despite the fact that Beaveman loses his sh!+ consistently throughout the pod, they still have a ton of fun.

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This week on Monstrous Minutes with JD Hutchins, the trailer park monster and Dark Lord of Browntown brings us story of a deep see creature.

Scientists just captured Goblin Sharks on camera for the first time. These sharks are diving deeper into the ocean than originally thought possible. Spoiler alert! That's not a good thing!

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This week the Slaptail Squad keeps it weird and disturbing as usual. Content warning. Swan talks about body parts discovered in a lake & in the freezer. Drippy Steve can't multitask as usual while attempting to talk to us about Aliens while our intellectual elitist fact checks him. Beaveman talks to us about why we should eradicate mosquitoes.

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