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The Squad assembles to take a break from the norm. This week, Swan and Beaveman constructed a little role-playing game in an attempt to drive Nolan crazy. Unfortunately, because it was the first time, it took way too long to iron out the rules and gameplay so they could not play 2 games per person. They need to iron it out a bit more, but they had fun.

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This week we have an unfortunate update on a case we covered on the last episode of, The Slaptail Squad. Missing hiker Neil Gehring has been found. Our thoughts and sympathies go out to the family of this young man. We had hoped that our podcast could help spread the word to hopefully find him safe and well. Not a missing 411 case but the full details have not been released. Suspicious? You decide. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad

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The Squad assembles to bring you this weeks idiotic conversation. Missed us?

Nolan brings us some weird history. Anyone know who Queen Boudica was and why she was so important? No? Well, you won't learn much, but maybe it will inspire you to dig a little deeper.

Missing 411 anyone? It continues, or does it. JD brings the heat in monotone. Is that possible. Neil Gehring was reported as missing from Olympia National Park on September 2, 2026 after failing to return as planned. Hopefully he is ok. Is this another case of the 411 conspiracy theory?

Swan brings us this weeks featured piece of sh!+ times three. No shortage of dumb criminals out there.

The Beaveman continues the journey to the great mortality. This week, her presents the bacteria itself, Yersinia Pestis.

Finally, Swan finishes off with dumb jokes. They are definitely that.

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If I told you there existed a centaur like, Goat headed thing, that wielded axes and chainsaws, would you think it's purpose was search and rescue? This week on Monstrous Minutes, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town introduces Slaptail Nation to Three Halves. Part demon, part robot, all go! Support the Patreon https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad

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This week the squad unites for its typical banter and irreverent humor mixed with some interesting topics of discussion.

The Beaveman returns from his trip to where it all began, Ft. Benning Georgia. He welcomed his young friend into the brotherhood of the US Army Airborne and Infantry. Follow me! All the way!

The Swan brings us this weeks featured piece of sh!+. This guy wants to hide out in a tiny doghouse that is clearly not suited to house the Norse God of Thunder! Chavezz Alfredo Thor Russell tried to get away, but the bad boys got him. Can Swan deliver the news in local anchor style? Nope! But it was fun to mess around.

The Beaveman continues to provide context and pull the squad and the audience into the time of the Great Mortality. This week, he discusses the Oriental Rat Flea.

Nolan brings a surprisingly interesting tale of the voyage of the damned, and JD rambles on relentlessly abut the Delta Blues and deals with the Devil. Robert Johnson, and Tommy Johnson got their guitar skills, bo skills, and skills with dealing with animals bred for their skills in magic directly from Old Scratch himself. Or did they?

Swan brings it home in the only way she can, with Dumb Jokes with Swan.

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Members of the Great Slaptail Nation, Welcome back. Or, if you're brand new and you've stumbled your way here, welcome.We want to thank each and every one of you for everyone for listening— you've endured our questionable decisions, Beaveman's Not So Grand Rounds, JD's Monsters Lair, Nolan's Weird History, Drippy Steve's unnecessary oversharing, Swan's terrible jokes, and conversations that somehow keep getting recorded. We've survived aliens, bodily fluids, bizarre medical conditions, questionable life choices, and whatever the hell happened in the last season. And we're back bringing you even more this season!!! It's the premier of Season 8 and the "Squad" unites! Beaveman decides to determine the order of segments with a brief bout of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It goes as about as well as you think it would. Between Steven trying to change the structure of the show and our resident Dark Lord unsurprisingly choosing the left hand path and cheating his way through it, it's a surprise they came to any decisions at all. Oh well, that's what happens when you get a bunch of idiots to compete with each other. Nolan gets us started with the weird history of doctors washing their hands. It doesn't end well for the man who originally made the suggestion. JD cheats his way to an opportunity of being able to drag us into The Monster's Lair where news of an ancient tree's death leads us down a rabbit hole the size of a forest. Swan gives us a "very interesting" segment about this week's Featured Piece of Sh1+. Next we get Beaveman's Not So Ground Rounds about a dark, little, furry creature and no it's not his pen1$. This Season, Not So Grand Rounds will be a series of stories surrounding the same subject. Listen to find out what! Finally as always, Swan pummels us with awful jokes. This time around, her jokes, if you can even call them that, take on a distinctly Canadian tone. It's Season 8 of The Slaptail Squad! Buckle up and get ready because here we go again... because we know what it means to walk the lonely street of dreams...

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Scientists study the sand of D-Day beaches 80 + years after the Normandy invasion, the French coastlines where battles occurred, are "bleeding metal." After another 100 years or so, the wounds of the D-Day beaches will be fully healed, unlike the wounds of human war history and the ones of the warfighters unlucky enough to bear witness to said history.

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It's the last episode of season seven and the squad unites. Nope. They didn't. Just the Beaveman and two of his friends who happen to be two very funny individuals. Comedian Dale Earnhardt, the mullet-having, midwest macabre Lord of Opossums and GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist join the Beaveman for a talk about everything. When we say everything, we are pretty close. Topics include but are not limited to: stories about food, food in the military, GD's bullies, Beaveman's paratrooper stories, that asshole Pete Hegseth, racial profiling, picks of Jodi Arias's butthole, Indiana Jones ageism, GD's vigilante days, Sedley Alley (huge piece of sh!+), Suzanne Collins RIP beautiful soul, serial killers, and whatever else they can think of. Thank you for joining in on the fun. Here is to upcoming season 8.

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This week on Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchis presents a brief glimpse into the possible future of search and rescue.

Scientists are strapping Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches into diving suits for new efforts to advance Search and Rescue. Imagine being saved by the real world equivalent to the Prawns from District 9!?

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This week, the Slaptail Squad welcomes author Anthony Dyer to the show. Anthony is a former U.S. Air Force special missions aviator with over a decade of experience in special operations aviation. He flew high-risk missions around the globe, earning multiple accolades including the Air Force's Jolly Green Rescue Mission of the Year in 2018. Will that experience help him keep his sanity on a podcast like the Slaptail Squad? Guess you have to listen to find out.

The Beaveman presents a common condition known to our guest, you guessed it, motion sickness. Nolan keeps his pie-hole shut, and the Swan brings us one hell of a depressing story about this weeks featured piece of sh!+.

Thank you to all of our humans in the armed forces, to our veterans, and the good people of planet earth that are doing the best to protect the people around them and this rock we live on.

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Please check out Anthony's book. Available for purchase on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, heck wherever you can get it. Link to Amazon provided.

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