The Slime Zone

Friend of the Slime Zone and resident Mexican Jew, Dirk Orozco, drops in for a positively gooey discussion about social media addiction, Croatia, relationships, and more! Drop a comment if you know where Croatia is 😎 (we have no idea).

Millennials call him Laugh Daddy. Others refer to him as Father Giggles. Dan Schneider, the engine behind the Nickelodeon live-action hit factory that produced The Amanda Show, Drake and Josh, iCarly and many more was recently outed for being a creep in the "Quiet On The Set" documentary. Watch in shock and horror as we pick apart his staged apology video and slip in a few tasteful zingers along the way.

ChatGPT leads us astray once again as we employ it in a vain attempt to go viral! Watch in disappointment as A.I. directs our most generic and innoffensive episode to-date. Take notes, fellow content creators!

It's a modern twist on the revered classic! This week we play "F**k, Marry, Kill: REMIX" - a game where we decide the fate of various trios of concepts and inanimate objects. From forklifts to dog breeds, nothing is off limits. Hop in the Slime Zone and play along!

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In this culinary episode, Jesse has the great honor of being the first to try my attempt at creating real-life "Dubious Food" from the Legend of Zelda series. It's a theme park of flavors. It's covered in bodily fluids. As Jesse remarks, "it's like the Radiohead of food." What does he mean by that? Watch on to find out!

In this slimy episode we come up with new ways to say stuff. We also graphically depict an alternate cut of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows where Voldemort rails the shit out of Lucius Malfoy for speaking out of term. Currently seeking angel investors to make this a reality.

Hugging. Kissing. Puppy play. We lay it all out on the table this Valentine's Day and divulge our favorite (and least-favorite) forms of physical intimacy. Grab your special someone consensually and sidle up for this especially steamy Slime Zone installment 😏

Don't have a Valentine? Wanna bag some sliz? Watch this episode immediately!

This week, local ladies man "Bryce" joins me in The Slime Zone to teach me a thing or two about wooing the ladies. We practice our most cutting edge pickup lines on each other and practically cream our jeans. It's pretty gross. Actually, don't watch this episode. Can somebody tell me how to delete a podcast

This time we enlist the help of horny chatbots to write ourselves a screenplay. We've got David Fincher in our camp and we have a contract with Sony Pictures for $500m. And here's the best part - we want YOU to star in it. The catch? You just have to do a small Dave & Busters plug. Also you might have to fuck an ostrich.