The Slime Zone is now an entrepreneurship podcast. Tune in to this week's episode to hear Jesse and Michael's latest business propositions. Also, expect to learn a thing or two about spider endorphins. Do you know what kind of music spiders like? Seriously, let us know because we have no idea.

Two budding entrepreneurs go head-to-head in this scintillating battle of capitalistic prowess. Tune in to Slime Tank to collect on the hottest business ideas of the century whilst barfing in your mouth simultaneously.

In this putrid installment of The Slime Zone, Michael pitches Jesse a few ideas for porn parodies of famous movie and TV franchises. Jesse regales us with a childhood memory of stumbling upon a not-so-sexy E.T. spoof that left him traumatized. Then we eat five different flavors of eastern Lay's potato chips. All in all, it's a fine episode.

In this one we try to describe the plot of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for like 30 minutes and it's unclear if any of it's funny. Afterwards, bafflingly, we decide to double down and try the exact same thing with Liar Liar (1997) starring Jim Carrey. Is it Slimetastic? You tell us!

In this gooey 'sode we create a tier list out of the best and worst rooms of a house. Then, because our thirst for tier-making simply cannot not be quenched, we make a BONUS tier list out of mental illnesses! It's an educational bash.

We're throwing a Halloween Spooktacular in the Slime Zone! In this episode we swap Halloween trauma stories and end up writing a few spooky stories of our own. Chug some ectoplasm and goop on in!

Get slopped up and join us as we delve into the inner machinations of each other's minds via scintillating personality quizzes! SPECIAL GUEST and inaugural “Slime Girl” GRACI PHILLIPS drops in to chortle and dispense feminine wisdom! Copious amounts of carcinogenic fog and cat hair are metabolized in this episode. You've got to see it for yourself!

In this squelchin 'sode, Jesse and I discuss the potential merits and pitfalls of hustle culture. Things get a little political. The lord's name is taken in vain. Jesse cries and I poop my pants. A swarm of bees devours our wieners and then we both go to hell. Jesse goes to classic "hell 1" where satan blows fireballs on your face while a guy with a fork pokes your butt for all eternity. I go to the lesser-known "hell 7: type B" where my mother tells me I can't have the hot wheels car I saw at the dealership even though I really want it. It's a hoot down here in the Slime Zone!

We attempt to make an alignment chart of billionaires and have a hard time filling the "good" column. However, we are able to determine with certainty that Jeff Bezos is addicted to lolicon.