Watch this to lower your T! How low can you go?

This week on The Slime Zone we celebrate workers in America by discussing the most wretched jobs we've ever had. Several unrelated yet deeply troubling questions arise. Why have Jack Black and Jack White never collaborated? Who will be our first Slime Intern? Listen on to hear our vague guesses at the answers.

In this slimey episode we discuss our ideal death scenarios. Then, we rank 113 conventional red flags in relationships from absolute deal breakers to traits we actually think are attractive. Also, if you're reading this, you're invited to the Death Roast of Jesse Gillenwalters hosted by Pete Davidson.

In this gooey installation of the Slime Zone we're joined by the notorious Nashville Goober Duo - also known as Bryce and Dirk. We confess to our sins with merriment and laughter and then do a series of intense blind taste-tests of various colas. It's a real wet one!

In this flag-themed episode we discuss our reds, greens and beiges. We also touch on the virtues of Cum Flakes, a hotly-debated breakfast cereal with branding dangerously similar to Corn Flakes.