The Slothman Prophecies Podcast

Thanks, Viewers, for coming to our autumnal celebration of the undead: Fangsgiving. Join Carl and Katie for a cornucopia of vampire tales. Tonight we spin yarns about Ghost-Vamp William Doggett, The Alnwick Vampire, The Vampire of Berwick, and the the ooky spooky story of Arnont Paule and the Vampires of Meduegna! We hope your cranberry sauce has rings on it, because its Episode 36: Fangsgiving!

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Welcome Viewers! The year is 1935, the room is 1046, and the mysterious man is...uh...? Join us as we tell poop stories, try not to laugh at the name Soptic, and pretend like we know anything about the hospitality industry while we ponder our way through one of the most unsolved of unsolved mysteries: Roland T. Owen and the Curious Case of Room 1046! How? Why? Who? We probably won't find out in Episode 35: Bathtub Made Of Knives!

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I know of no reason why you shouldn't listen to this episode! Join us for gunfights, getaways, gullibility, and GUNPOWDER. It's the conclusion to our two-parter on England's infamous Gunpowder Plot, where things go south in a hurry. Find out why dying of a urinary tract infection in the Tower of London is definitely not the worst case scenario in Episode 34: The Gunpowder Plot Part 2 - Threats Are Only For Boyz!

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Viewers! Verily, we vociferously vow that vivacious vocalizations of vast value -ah, screw it- await! Exploding bananas, beefeaters, Bloody Mary, and Lawyerbot all make appearances in this one! Plus we explore the true story that inspired one of the great graphic novels of all time! Remember remember! It's Episode 33: The Gunpowder Plot Part I - Wintour Is Coming!

P.S. We pre-recorded, so we didn't mention it in the show, but thank you for all your support in our Teepublic drive for the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank during October! All of you should feel super smug! If you missed out, you can stil donate directly to them at www.FoodbankCENC.org!

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MERRY FIESTAWEEN TIDINGS UPON YOU VIEWERS! Welcome to the 2018 FIESTAWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA SPECTACULAR (aka Carl and Justin goofing off) Join us as we discuss Spongebob, All Quiet On The Western Front, Captain Fokke's Amazing Journey, and the spookiest ship ever to round the Cape of Good Hope in 12 Parsecs: The Flying Dutchman. It's Episode 32: Diabetes & My Wife! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

MERRY FIESTAWEEN TIDINGS UPON YOU VIEWERS! Welcome to the 2018 FIESTAWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA SPECTACULAR (aka Carl and Justin goofing off) Join us as we discuss Spongebob, All Quiet On The Western Front, Captain Fokke's Amazing Journey, and the spookiest ship ever to round the Cape of Good Hope in 12 Parsecs: The Flying Dutchman. It's Episode 32: Diabetes My Wife! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Shiver me timbers Viewers! Tonight we continue our Fiestaween theme of Spooky Ships with a tale of insurance fraud, experienced seamen, and a butthole Flood. Join Katie and Carl for one of the most famous maritime mysteries ever, the Mary Celeste! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Bienvenidos Viewers! Tonight we continue the spooky mysteries of Fiestaween with the conclusion of the blood-curdling tale of the Herbert Fuller! Whodunnit? Whydunnit? Howdunnit? We try but fail to answer all these questions and more in Episode 30: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part 2 - Murder, She Boat! We guarantee the ending of this story is so bizarre, you won't see it coming. Just like whatever that is behind you... Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Good Evening, Viewers. You're expected. Tonight Justin and Carl continue the Fiestaween festivities with uncharacteristically hot October heat, debutolology, and failure at baby showers. We also cruise into one of the most unsettling, unexpected, unparalleled, and maybe even unsolved murder mysteries ever to sail the high seas. WHODUNNIT?!? It's Episode 29: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part I - Fuller Half Empty! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

FIESTAWEEN IS UPON US! Salt your rims and dip your chips, because tonight we kick off the FIRST episode of our FIRST Fiestaween season ever on Slothman Prophecies. Tonight we've got tulpas, we've got hungry cats, we've got time machines, and most importantly, we've got a tale so full of mystery it might not even exist. Get your limes and your lifejackets ready, because we're diving headfirst into the mystery of the S.S. Ourang Medan in Episode 28: Porkmanteau! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank, but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.