The Slothman Prophecies Podcast

In this episode we tell you about Walter, Justin watches a scary movie, and we get OUR FIRST GMAIL! Also we talk about 5 [allegedly] haunted and/or cursed paintings. Can you feel it coming back again, like a rolling thunder chasing the wind? It's Episode 10: Five Creepy Paintings You Must See To Believe [Part 1]!

In this episode, Justin makes contact with our Tulpa, Groot Brute, Carl eats cough drops, and we talk about Crusader Kings 2 [A LOT]. We also discuss the mysterious death of Amy Robsart, whose husband [yet another Robert] might have been Queen Elizabeth's special boy toy. Accident? Murder? Is Beyonce secretly Solange's mom? Find out in Episode 9: How Dirty Was Amy Robsart's Assize?

In this episode we still don't have any emails, Justin eats watermelon, and we make a pact to become Chocolate Vampires together! We also learn about Tulpas. Come help us summon a hot-pink thoughtform brain ghost in Episode 8: Di Chuut 'Bout Groot Brute!

In this episode Carl is sick, we sing Cher, we blow the Gumlog County Wikipedia Conspiracy wide open! We also talk about Space Penguins. Hot sauce and Hallelujah! It's Episode 7: The Mississippi Regular Crawdaddy Revival!

In this muy especial episode, Justin reads in Patois, Carl gives away a million dollar idea for robot pirates, and we all hear some of the spookiest stories from south of the border! Come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with us in Episode 6: Tequila Mockingbird!

In this episode Justin reads his apology letter to Robert the doll, we hate on the Fruity Yummy Mummy, and we learn all about how the CIA tried to kill Bob Marley, and maybe even succeeded! Make your 4/20 extra special with Episode 5: Voulez-Vous Parler en Patois Ce Soir!

In this episode, Carl and Justin talk about how to structure an apology letter, why people are using Google+, and who is running down the hall?!?!? Oh, and Robert the haunted doll. BTW, you might only be able to hear the hall-running in question on headphones. Want to write to Robert yourself? You can find his contact info at RobertTheDoll.org.

Mushrooms are aliens guys. That's just a fact of life. Come join us as we discuss more than you ever wanted to know about fungus, Terrence McKenna, Lucy, Erotic Romance Novels, and the chance that an all-powerful artificial intelligence from the future is going to obliterate everyone who listens to this episode (now's your chance to back out)!

Welcome to Justin's Pokemon Times! A show where Justin explains Pokemon conspiracies to Carl! Also there's some creepypasta thrown in, we discuss the secret life of Mr. Mime, Rubbing the Captain’s back, and now much , Ghost wants to fight ghost wants to fight GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt happy April fools day GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt

Welcome to the second episode of Slothman Prophecies! In this episode, we examine one of the most-witnessed close encounters of all time, Justin gets a new mic (which we forgot to turn on), and my mommy tells me not to swear so much!