The Slothman Prophecies Podcast

Salutations Viewers! The Fiestaween Season is nigh upon us! Join us as we discuss three terrifying tales from our home state, North Carolina: The Averasboro Gallinipper, The Chatham County Blood Shower, and the Disappearance of Nell Cropsey! There will be blood, there will be showers, and there most definitely will be missing pigs in Episode 27: First In Fright II - Countdown To Mid-Light!

ATTENTION VIEWERS: We come to you live (for now) from Hurricane Florence to tell you about Justin's recent, mature encounters with Pokemon Black, Gerald Ford's REAL name, and Vanilla Ice quarantines. Also, the mysterious, unsolved disappearance of Congressman Hale Boggs and his fellow passengers on a flight over the Alaskan coast. Find out more than you ever wanted to know about the Warren Commission, Watergate, J. Edgar Hoover, and how Boggs' connection to all of the above may have had something to do with the events of October 12, 1972! It's Episode 26: Hale Or High Watergate!

Howdy Viewers! Welcome to the Sloth Files, a crossover episode with an amazing podcast you should absolutely be listening to called TX Files! Join Carl and Michael B as we discuss the Roswell of the UK, the Rendlesham Forest UFO Incident! If you love it let us know! We'll do more! Subscribe, Rate, Review, and follow us on Twitter @Slothpod and @TX_Files!

Plug your nostrils and hide your dogs, Viewers! Justin has returned from his near-death experience with the Fruity Yummy Mummy to talk about the new Robert the Doll movie, mascot naming etiquette, and the mating habits of bugs on his screen door. We also talk about how a brave dog, a cool mom, and a bunch of mostly unsupervised boys had an unpleasant run in with some aircraft beacons, fog, and a very stinky owl. Or was it something altogether spookier? Come learn all about the Flatwoods Monster in Episode 25: The Braxton County Stinky Owl Incident!

Happy Labour Day Viewers! In this episode Katie and Carl discuss state trees, 2-ply versus 3-ply, and leather-bound books! Also the Tiny Coffins of Arthur's Seat a.k.a. the Edinburgh Murder Dolls. Come find out why it's a bad idea to let unaccompanied minors anywhere near a brace of coneys in Episode 24: Tiny Coffins Tiny Pants!

Greetings Viewers! Come listen to the voices of Carl and Katie as they take a journey from suspected german spies to giant piezoelectric crystals to government experiments to the Ashtar Galactic Command! Plus we sing Cher. Come learn about the improbably intertwined tales of Frank Critzer, George Van Tassel, Giant Rock, Operation Tumbler-Snapper, The 1952 Washington DC UFO Flap, and the 1977 Southern Television Broadcast Interuption! Oh, and don't forget THE INTEGRATRON!!! It's Episode 23: Between A Rock And Ashtar Place!

Aloha, Viewers! Come join us as Katie sings Blue Christmas, Carl accidentally reveals his biggest fear, and we give Johnny Depp unsolicited advice about his love life! We also come to the end of our two-parter on Elvis. Is he alive? Is he Orion? Was he in Home Alone? Find the answers (maybe) to all these questions and more in Episode 22: The King of Conspiracies Part 2 - Signature Tilt!

It's now or never, Viewers. In this episode, my lovely wife Katie joins me to discuss the King of all conspiracies: The "Death" of the King of Rock n' Roll. We jiggle our way through the MANY timelines of August 16, 1977, the "autopsy" of "Elvis", his...credentials..., and how hard J. Edgar Hoover tried not to meet him. Plus more than you ever wanted to know about how to spell Aaron (or is it Aron?!) Don't be cruel, come join us for Episode 21: The King of Conspiracies Part I - The Bathroom Shag!

Avast ye Viewers! It's our twentieth episode! And in honor of ourselves, in this episode my lovely wife Katie helps me kick off our inaugural First In Fright, a compilation of North Carolina legends, ghost stories, and weird stuff that we will occasionally dip back into when I'm running low on topics. In this one, we tell the tales of the Boojum, Sop Doll Sop, and the Haunting of Teach's Hole. You read that correctly. Its a marital menagerie of myths, murder, and mayhem in Episode 20: First In Fright: Boojum & Teach's Hole!

Avast ye Viewers! It's our twentieth episode! And in honor of ourselves, in this episode my lovely wife Katie helps me kick off our inaugural First In Fright, a compilation of North Carolina legends, ghost stories, and weird stuff that we will occasionally dip back into when I'm running low on topics. In this one, we tell the tales of the Boojum, Sop Doll Sop, and the Haunting of Teach's Hole. You read that correctly. Its a marital menagerie of myths, murder, and mayhem in Episode 20: First In Fright: Boojum Teach's Hole!