Good news and bad news viewers: The bad news is, Justin has gone missing. The good news is this week I'm joined by my lovely wife Katie! You belong with us as we discuss Scottish Fold kittens, the Church of Satan, and the queen of Bad Blood herself, Taylor Swift! Turn on, tune in, drop out, and shake it off for Episode 19: Trailer Swift!

Whodunnit?!? Join us as Justin decides who should take the down elevator, Carl gets scared in a bunk-bed, and we find out which one of us hasn't showered in a week! Its suspect time in Episode 18: Hinterkaifeck Part 2 - Hay Fever!

In this über-creepy true crime episode, Justin eagerly awaits The Snap, Carl builds a bridge (don't get too excited, it's not a drawbridge), and we learn all about that sweet sweet goose-butter. We also talk about one of the most mysterious, eerie, and unsolved murder cases ever in Episode 17: Hinterkaifeck Part 1 - Motorenhütte!

In this episode Carl does a spot-on impression of Bill Hader, Kristen sneezes, and Justin regales us with an epic tale of fence-staining. Also, we talk about the Curse of Little Bastard! Do you love Rob Zombie? Do you love The Sims? Somehow we also talk about those things in Episode 16: Jimmy & The Hotrods!

In this episode Carl does a spot-on impression of Bill Hader, Kristen sneezes, and Justin regales us with an epic tale of fence-staining. Also, we talk about the Curse of Little Bastard! Do you love Rob Zombie? Do you love The Sims? Somehow we also talk about those things in Episode 16: Jimmy The Hotrods!

Need a few tips on how to get thrown out of Area 51? Don't worry, here's Episode 15: Lazar Pointers! On this one we talk (for too long) about crossing the 1000 download mark, Justin expresses his love for confrontational Youtube videos, and dig deep into the big, steaming pile of controversy that is the story of Bob Lazar. So hop in your Jet Car and fuel up with some Moscovium as we pander to the audience in: Episode 15: Lazar Pointers!

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law! Unless you piss off Jimmy Page that is. Join us as we both thank and rebuke SuperFan Joey for sending us a haunted doll, we invent a new cocktail called the Willrow Hood, and Carl drinks several of them. Also, we go over the tale of Eddie & The Hotrods, the most famous band you've never heard of, and how Aleister Crowley, Boleskine House, and Jimmy Page combine to make sure they can't, in fact, do anything they wanna do.

Justin takes the lead on this episode to bring you heroic ice cream rescue, Dave Coulier revelations, and a sports conspiracy! Was the 1985 NBA draft rigged? Of course it was. But come listen to Justin explain how, in Episode 13: The 1985 New York Fix!

Howdy Viewers! Sorry for buzzfeeding you so hard, but we're finally finishing it! Join us as Producer Cathulhu tells us its dinner-time, we learn about Jägermeisters, and Justin explains homeowner's insurance in Episode 12: The Other Five Haunted Paintings You Need To See To Believe [Part 2]!

Gee golly gee whiz are you in for a treat, Viewers. This week Justin and I read our heaps (five or six) of gmails and then play a very special recording for you. We gathered our four best friends/wives together for a Memorial Day Weekend Party/Test of our psychic abilities, and the results may shock you. Grab a pen and paper and join myself, Justin, Katie, Kristen, JT, and David in Episode 11: Zener and the Art of Administrative Maintenance!