We’re back in the Oppenheim jungle, babes — and somehow, Selling the OC survived another renewal! In this week’s double recap of Episodes 1 and 2, we’re doing our civic duty for the Snark Squad and diving headfirst into the chaos: Alex Hall’s contour wars, Brandi’s side-eye diplomacy, Gio’s boss energy (in his own mind), and Tyler… just existing. We talk divorce, delusion, and the $30 million listings that make us question our career choices. Then we play two games — “Why Is Tyler Even Here?” and “Celebrity Client Roulette” — because if Netflix won’t make it fun, we will. Grab a crab rangoon, pour the wine, and join us on The Snark Side.

It’s The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Season 6, Episode 9 — and babes, the Utah chaos is reaching new altitudes. Whitney’s stirring the snowglobe of drama, Meredith’s cryptic one-liners are back in rotation, and Monica’s still fighting for her life in every group event. Between Lisa’s luxe meltdowns and Heather’s unexpected peacekeeper era, the ladies are serving high-altitude hysteria with a side of glam. We break down every icy confrontation, gasp over that mid-season trailer (because WOW), and predict what fresh drama’s brewing for the rest of the season — all while dreaming about our crab rangoon lunch plans. Grab your parkas and your Prosecco, Snark Squad — the slopes are messy this week.

It’s a milestone moment on The Snark Side — Episode 100, baby! Danielle and Jay are celebrating in true Snark Squad style with laughter, shade, and a side of family drama. After apologizing for the late upload (thanks to Jays’s Amber-Johnston-level mom visit), the duo dives into 7 Little Johnstons Season 16, Episode 5 — breaking down every chaotic, heartfelt, and eyebrow-raising moment.

It’s our 99th episode, Snark Squad — can you believe it?! We’re one away from 100, and tonight we’re diving into Seeking Sister Wife Season 6, Episode 8 with full bellies, full glasses, and full opinions. Danielle’s mom (a total Amber Johnston clone) is making a surprise midnight visit, we’re having chicken and waffles for lunch thanks to Jana’s suggestion, and there’s breaking TLC gossip — Lorrana is pregnant! We unpack that wild reveal, roast this week’s episode with our usual unholy blend of love and shade, debate whether we actually like Shanay, and go deep on the big question: does polygamy ever really work? Spoiler alert… not on this network.

It’s Season 7, Episode 10 of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way—and the drama is piling up like unpaid bills. Jenny and Sumit’s family café hits a major setback and everyone’s crisis-salted. Dylan finally admits that Pattiya’s money troubles are the real reason he hasn’t proposed (we knew it). Greta blindsides Matthew with her staunch “no kids, no compromise” stance. And Luke? His friend Brian straight-up warns him: “Don’t marry Madelein.” Costly cafés, engagement limbo, reproductive ultimatums and friend-for-hire interventions—this episode has it all, and we’re so here for it.

It’s Season 10, Episode 7 of Below Deck Mediterranean — and Danielle and Jay are back, full of Costco chicken-bake-glizzy-cheese-dog energy, deep into their BookTok journey (Fourth Wing, anyone?), and ready to unpack the yacht-level chaos. This episode dropped a surprise: a charter that turns into a full-on Bachelorette-meets-superyacht scenario, complete with a bachelor, his matchmaker, six bachelorettes… and the crew stuck in the middle. Kizzy’s swoop-in competition, Joe’s predictable flirt-storm, Aesha burying her side-eye deep, and a new stew trying to prove she belongs—all served on a platter of rich people antics and Bravo chaos. Danielle and Jay break it all down, play role-swap games (what job would they have aboard?), and debate what merch-move means for the girls this season. Damp sea breeze, dramatic dalliances, and dinner-service disasters—this one hits different.

It’s Season 20, Episode 7 of Sister Wives — and the Brown brood have dialed the drama past “midnight panic-call from your mom” into full-blown “plural marriage debrief.” Christine and David land the main confrontation when he claims the fundamental flaw in polygamy isn’t the wives’ feelings, but the hus-bans driving the whole thing from a throne of control. Meanwhile, Meri’s deep dive into her wedding memorabilia opens up a flash-flood of pain, Janelle tries to stay sane through the chaos, and Kody and Robyn stumble through a dance lesson like it’s marriage counseling set to salsa. Glue your pearls, grab your fleece, and cozy up — the only thing colder than this month’s temps is the emotional weather these women are navigating.

It’s Season 10, Episode 6 of The Real Housewives of Potomac—and this final night in Nevis is serving slow-burn tension with a splash of beachside decadence. The ladies throw a wild bachelorette party for Jassi—complete with sultry costumes and branded “call-girl” shot glasses—while Gizelle mediates the simmering showdown between Wendy and Keiarna and Angel storms off in tears after an off-camera feud. Tia and Jassi’s filter-fueled dinner fight explodes, Stacey catches a sneak conversation, and Designer Cocktails + Island Air = disaster waiting to be edited. Grab your sunscreen, we’re boat-hopping straight into the chaos

It’s Season 9, Part 1 of the 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After — No Limits Tell All, and the mansion drama is served with a side of chaos. Danielle and Jay break down every meltdown, confession, and awkward stare from the Tell All, from Angela and Michael’s emotional volcanoes to Ed and Liz’s delusions, Andrei and Libby’s trust drama, and Kalani and Asuelu’s explosive moments. Along the way, they sprinkle in snark about past couples, predict the next episode’s chaos, and debate whether Andrei really looked through Libby’s phone—or is just doing a dramatic cover story. Plus, a bonus: Danielle and Jay try a wild TikTok food hack with Costco chicken bakes and hot dogs, because somebody has to elevate the snacking experience. Snark, shade, and hilarity await in this full recap of the No Limits Tell All.

It’s Season 4, Episode 7 of Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test—and we need a moment, because this one stars the king of delusion himself: Kody Brown. The man showed up like he was auditioning for Survivor: Midlife Crisis Edition and left us wondering if ego counts as body armor. From refusing pepper on his food (because apparently seasoning is for sinners) to claiming he’s not on drugs while performing like a pre-workout commercial gone wrong, Kody gave chaotic dad energy in camo. His castmates roasted him on podcasts, Reddit lit him up like a Christmas polygamist tree, and somehow, he still thinks he’s the alpha. Danielle and Jay are in full camo, eating lobster rolls with extra pepper in his honor, and ready to unpack every delusional flex, every “I’m a manly man” meltdown, and every moment Robyn—sorry, Sobyn—probably fainted from secondhand embarrassment. Buckle up, Snark Squad—this mission is messy.