Blimey, this is a long one. Aldi beers, Audiobooks, Britpop, Tribute Acts, Shaun Hutson, Cowell, all discussed with the same amount of respect and humour you've come to expect from us.

No one would have believed that in the last years of the 1970s, a concept album based on the H.G. Wells novel would have such a profound and lasting impact on those who heard it. Few men even considered the possibility that it would it re-emerge in the 21st century as a live theatrical experience, featuring Russell Watson and Marti fucking Pellow. And yet, across the gulf of 4 decades, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this record as a peerless masterpiece, whilst Gary Barlow slowly and surely drew his plans against us. 

Enjoy a long scotch whilst playing with your dart as we review the unintentionally hilarious 2018 documentary 'After The Screaming Stops' featuring twin turnip-heads Matt and Luke Goss. 

There was Tucker's coolness, Baxter's sarcasm, Zammo getting smashed on smack, Gripper starting a race war and Bronson's wig. And who could forget poor put-upon punchbag Ro-land? We remember one of the best shows of our childhood.

We cast a critical eye over the festive season and ask the question 'Is Christmas just shit now?'

Yes, we couldn't resist adding our voices to the noise but we hope our take is a bit different. We also get into Zidane, Botham and Jimmy Somerville!

From a shape-shifting super-spy to an old man in a big coat, it seemed like anyone could tackle crime in the 80s, you didn't even need permission. We lapped up the futuristic vehicles and the fantasy of it all but why was a nosy novelist such a magnet for murder and just what was a Majordomo called Max really thinking? 

We celebrate the magnificent Pink Floyd and in particular the difficult and antagonistic relationship between creative visionary Roger Waters and quiet genius David Gilmour. 

We discuss the extraordinary career of Stephen King - his books, the film and TV adaptations and his influence on pop culture. Time to face the master! 

Oh we did have a laugh on this one, reminiscing about morning TV in the 6 weeks' holiday, Superstars' cheat Brian Jacks, Survivors and Aap Kaa Hak. We then moved onto having a pop at The Hit Man And Her and greedy sociopath Gary Barlow.