The Starlight Megaphone

Lusipurr is extremely overworked and consequently the podcast is very late indeed, but SiliconNooB, Blitzmage, and Imitanis seem not to care. Why, it is as if they do not know the podcast is late at all. What indifference! What arrogance! Donate now!

Lusipurr is in a hurry to play some more Final Fantasy XIV in his meagre free time, and so he instructs SiliconNooB and Gyme to roll all of their collected news stories into a giant news Katamari. Then, the panel gives away games to attentive listeners!

EA Fineness Minister Chris 'Sabin' Privitere is again called in to announce the news of a further downgrade in EA Fineness. Then, between tears of grief (or are they tears of joy?), the panelists prove to The Legendary Zoltan that Panty Machines do exist!

Addicted to koala feed, Deimosion refuses to eat his specially-selected bamboo shoots. Kenjuuju and Imitanis offer a care package from Magna Brittania, but fearing the result which a diet of butter and dirt might cause, Lusipurr preemptively fires them.

When The Legendary Zoltan lets it be known that he does not appreciate the triviality of Lusipurr's reading material, the panel devises a better way to bring culture to the masses: a fourteen-week tour de force of the 20th century's seminal comedic novel.

Confronted by a dinner bill for ninety-three thousand Pokedollars, Lusipurr is unhinged. But the teachings of renowned existentialist Waluigi bring no succour, for the purple-clad villain has his own philosophical pitfalls prepared for the unwary. Waaaaa!

Enrei gets massive, multiplayer, and ONLINE, Deimosion relates remakes, Reetin is out for FREE, Blitzmage is better in Europe, and Lusipurr has a wish granted. Also, the Lusipurr.com Autumn playthrough of Final Fantasy VIII begins this week!

With Anime Central (A-Cen) on the horizon and Summer finally arriving, most of the staff go on holiday, leaving only Ginia and RootBeerKing available as panelists. Lusipurr manages to avoid the 'Canadian sandwich,' to tell a story about sausages, instead.

The panel eschews pants in favour of light undergarments when a seasonal warm-front surprisingly envelops the entire United States and also Australia. A digeridoo is played to the delight of all, Sony revives PSN, and Lusi tells another gripping tale.

Japan is levelled, Otaku mourn their toppled figurines, and the panel consider the public thrashing dealt out to Dragon Age II and producer Biotronic Artwares. Ginia signs off amidst scenes of international carnage--surely, the wrath of the Great Potato!