The Starlight Megaphone

The panel kicks off series three with a studied and insightful examination of Sony's PSP2, codenamed NGP, but all comes to a hasty end when Australia wins the toss, for it is common knowledge that Cricket takes precedence over podcasting! #ODI #Cricket

Nate & Biggs return and the podcast is like an out-of-control mine cart ride: it soon goes off the rails and improbably crashes straight into Gilbert Gottfried's genitals, becoming one of those episodes which Lusipurr hopes he will never have to explain.

Lusi and Biggs set about taking an enormous poo on Micro$oft, but it isn't undeserved. The prophecies of Kudo Tsunoda are exposed as lies. M$ stock takes a tumble as a result. Meanwhile, Emperor Kotick grows powerful at their expense.

After a week of posting absolute nonsense, the Lusipurr.com staff finally decides to really drive a nail into their Fearless Leader's coffin. Nate Liles explodes, leaving only Australians and Canadians behind. Meanwhile, Lusipurr comes down with Shingles.

Without decent news once again, the panel resorts to hurling slurs and epithets at each other. Obsessed with music of the 1980s, Nate Liles does his level best to seize the reins perforce using the magnificent weapon of his velveteen voice.

Pushed to the brink by the tripartite efforts of Bup, Riddles, and Ethos, Lusipurr finally abandons ship midway, preferring a poo in the loo to the pointless antics of his usless podcast panel. (Next week, the panel will be replaced by a dog choir.)

Lusipurr, Ethan, and Ginia show a decidedly anti-minority bent in this outrageously racist, sexist, homophobic, bigoted podcast. Their ignorance doesn't stop them rolling the Katamari, though! Na-nanana-nananana-na-nana-nanana!

Lusipurr tries in vain to keep Bup and Ginia on the rails in this PKMN-packed podcast which covers mad bets, classless updates, disappointing sales, and--of course--the Ashes!

Lusipurr, Bup, and Ginia discuss the merits of The Sims (there are none), consider advertising for McDonald's Angus Burgers (denied), and perform woefully in the Lusipurr.com Game Show (Nate wins). News? What news?

Nate displays his amazing face-based music; the panel fails to discuss things of importance; Final Fantasy IX comes to an excellent conclusion; and listeners learn what they can expect from the Summer Fiesta '09. It's all here, except for what isn't!