The Stars Made Me Do It

Happy Cancer season and welcome to our FINAL Venus episode! Cancer Venus is a kind and family oriented sign that is constantly seeking security. While they are apt to ride the feelings wave, as all Cancer placements are wont to do, those with Venus in Cancer are exceptionally nurturing and devoted. Do you have Venus in Cancer? How are you affected when Venus is in the sign of Cancer?

A big thank you to everyone who contributed to our Venus questionnaire this Venus season!

Get ready for a Saturn deep dive! Ciera and Mimí are here to talk about everything Saturnian, including the infamous Saturn Return. What is your Saturn Return? What other Saturn cycles show up in your lifetime? If you have any questions about Saturn, this episode aims to answer it. One side restriction, one side reward, Saturn is the strict, but fair teacher that is here to make sure we learn our life-lessons. Speaking of sides...are you more of a Daddy Saturn or a Father Saturn?

Stay tuned for our part 2 where we go over Saturn through each sign of the zodiac!

Welcome to our new mini-series! Ciera and Mimí bring astrology to another popular personality type: Enneagrams! There are nine Enneagram personality types, and those nine personality types make up three triads. The first triad we will be discussing is The Gut Triad. The three Enneagrams that make up the The Gut Triad are 8, 9, and 1. These types operate from fear: 8s externalize it, 9s ignore it, and 1s internalize it. Are any of these your Enneagram type? Do you agree that these three numbers have some very clear zodiac signs associated with them based on their descriptions? Tune in and let us know!

Rewind the clock to 2004 and jump into this Mean Girls analysis with us!! Mimí and Ciera discuss one of the most iconic millennial cinematic treasures of all time and do it through a lens of astrology! Do you agree that Regina's rage is fueled by an Aries moon? How about the rest of The Plastics? This analysis goes over the main characters (including Kevin G, obvi), as well as the legendary cast. Join us for this epic throwback, and stop trying to make 'fetch' happen...it's not going to happen.

Welcome back to our Aspects series where we are diving into aspects, aka the different relationships, between two planets. This episode is all about the moon and Mercury! The moon represents our emotional self and how we feel safe, and Mercury is our processing system. We can also look to BOTH of these 'planets' when it comes to memories- the moon being our emotional memories and Mercury being our logical memories. The different aspects we will be going over are: Moon conjunct Mercury, Moon sextile Mercury, Moon trine Mercury, Moon square Mercury, and Moon opposition Mercury. All of these aspects will be discussed through the lens of a natal chart, as well as composite, synastry, and transits. As the two fastest moving 'planets,' we sure notice these two interacting regularly! Do you have any of these aspects in your chart?

Happy Gemini season! Join Ciera and Mimí as they discuss the airy, mutable, intellectual Gemini Venus. Always bringing their charm and wit, these Venus signs are extremely entertaining and conversational. Wondering why Gemini Venus always gets a bad rep for being flaky or constantly seeking new relationships? Tune in for all the beautiful duality of these mercurial Venus signs!

Can you believe it?! In honor of the 200th TSMMDI episode, Ciera and Mimí are sharing YOUR feedback! Join us in discovering where all of our listeners are from, what episodes stand out as fan-faves, a final answer on the chocolate chip/raisin debate, and, naturally, what vegetables Mimí and Ciera would be. All of this and more on our TWO HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!!

Introducing our new series where we answer your astrology questions! In the first installment of our Q&A series, Mimí and Ciera discuss the void of course moon, the descendant, and the vertex. Tune in for more info on how the void of course moon is calculated and what it's used for, what our descendent can show us when it comes to the relationships in our life, and how our vertex can indicate destined relationships and fated meetings.

The Firestorm is reunited for this colorful ramble! Ciera, Martha, and Mimí start with a classic Am I The A**hole, go for another round of F*uck/Marry/Kill, and then artsy with some astro-coloring. Let us know if any of these rambles are too "blasé-faire" for you, and if you are a pants around the knees or ankles kind of person....

The flowers are blooming, the sun is shining, the cows are living their best lives chillin' in fields...it's Taurus season! In this Taurus Venus episode, Ciera and Mimí dive into this earthy Venus sign and Mimí brings her firsthand experience/lifetime of Taurus Venus knowledge to the episode. Being one of the sigs that Venus rules, this Venus sign is gushing with sensuality. Loving comforts, domesticity, and the physical joys in life, those with Venus in Taurus, or the second house, know what it is they want and love in life. While we know that Taurus has stubborn tendencies...when a Taurus Venus loves someone or something, they love it with their full heart and dedication.