In this ramble we introduce a new rankings segment where we rank all 12 zodiac signs on a scale from silly to serious (do you agree with our lists?). We do some deep diving into some Nadir talk, and step up on stage for some Midheaven talk. With a little Gemini/Capricorn compatibility talk, as well as some classic Martha-isms, this ramble is filled with all the astro goodness!

Here with some blunt honesty for everyone...this episode is all about Mercury in Sagittarius! While never accused of honing in on the fine details...Sagittarius Mercury encompasses the classic optimistic and playful energies we are used to thinking of with Sag placements, but expanded even further when it comes to truth seeking, conceptualizing, and living by personal morals and ethics. Mimí, Martha and Ciera (Sag Mercury!) share all the Sagittarian truths and interview Wanessa on her thoughts about being a Sagittarius Mercury. Join us, and raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by a Sagittarius Mercury....

Happy Birthday Ciera! In this episode Mimí and Martha go over Ciera's progressions and solar return for the upcoming year. We reflect on last year's reading and how those predictions came to fruition, and Martha tells Ciera to buckle up with this solar return moon in Scorpio...

It's the third installment of our asteroid series and today the three of us are chatting Juno! Juno is the Roman goddess of commitment and marriage, but also of betrayal and infidelity. (You might also know her as Hera from Greek mythology.) Your Juno placement is known for pointing you to how and where you will meet your partner, as well as what commitment looks like for you in a relationship. All three of our Juno signs totally checked out for how we met our partners...how about you?

Welcome readers to an analysis episode of the FABULOUS book The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid! Ciera and Martha discuss Evelyn Hugo, all 7 of her husbands, as well as some other key characters. Do you agree with the calculating Virgo energy we see from Evelyn? A spoiler alert is definitely in effect here! Let us know your thoughts on these deep an interesting characters, as well as your Mercury placement and your speed-reading level!

It's time for another ramble! This week, Mimí and Ciera keep it spooky themed with a round of the Rulership Game (let us know your score!), what placements to look at for ghost-lovers, and a good solid ramble about Pluto through the generations. Packed with some good info, chuckles, and a small portion of butt astrology, it's a ramble to remember! Don't forget to tag us in any photos of Halloween costumes and gives us the deets on your chart.

Put on your detective hats because we're looking at you, Scorpio Mercury! Beyond inquisitive and perceptive, this placement is a sure one for discovering everyone's secrets (Gretchen Wieners, we're looking at you!) Join us as we discuss a myriad of Scorpio topics and interview Martha's very own cousin who has a knack for getting to the bottom of things. Do you have Mercury in Scorpio? Let us know!

A spooky season classic...join Ciera and Mimí analyze the characters and cast of Hocus Pocus AND Hocus Pocus 2! Were you as triggered by Gilbert as Mimí was? Did you also dress up as a witch or mummy as a child? Do you agree with our astro thoughts on the Sanderson Sisters? Does Billy Butcherson also give you Gemini vibes? Tune in and let us know!

This week, we continue riding on the Asteroid Train and bring you some researched information on Vesta: the asteroid of inner success. Join us as we discuss how we embody accomplishment and where we seek pleasure as well as how to use Vesta's feminine urge to commit and succeed. Don't know anything about the asteroids? Not to worry, we're all learning!