Mayday! Steve's memory is on a two-hour loop. Google helps us with the backstories of mayday, gag me with a spoon and jaywalking. Jackson Dahl carved his initials above the fireplace, but blames Emery for the mantle misstep. The 6' bong hit is explained.

Janet counters Steve's dishwasher loading lesson with a laundry experiment. She found an old note and was disappointed in Steve's lack of sentimentality. Emmet Dahl trades needles for Super Soakers, causing Grandpa Steve to consider a backyard waterpark.

Steve fondly recalls his gold bong. Dag's 1981 anecdote about Lower Wacker crashes, bongs, Jim Beam and Who's Next started as a dare. Meat cheat with the Flexitarian Diet. Steve missed a day in his journal. Migraines give him sympathy for Scottie Pippen.

Steve finds it hard to make ice in a hard water town. El Milagro may be on hiatus, but that doesn't stop Dag from splashing color all over his fish tacos. Brendan achieves boss status with Weber BBQ. Johnny Depp introduces us to his pals Greeny and Mooh.

Steve can't get enough of swearing Michael Jordan. Tom Thayer likes the potential St. Viator alum Cole Kmet brings to the Bears. Dag remembers losing his sense of taste and smell back in March. A flat tire leads to cold pizza and social media retribution.

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Steve threw out some old VHS tapes. Little did he know some of the 90s films in his collection had been taped over with Skinemax classics. Matt Dahl remembers one particular film quite fondly. Steve appreciates his technologically advanced bathroom scale.

Steve fears Janet is too social to distance herself from loved ones. Dag called virtual Veggie Bingo for The Hideout and Brendan accuses him of rigging the results. Bono's Italian friend plays the deserted Colosseum. Alex Trebek nerd shames a contestant.

Steve and the crew review his Michael Jordan interview at White Sox Spring Training from 1994. David Hochberg brags about his pillowy prostate, and unleashes on interest rates. Joe Gaspar films a series of bicycle shop ASMR videos. First up: Grease Port.

Tom Thayer says Jerry Krause is getting a raw deal on "The Last Dance". The Bears legend also dishes out a story about dinner with Michael Douglas and previews this week's COVID-affected NFL Draft. Dag introduces a brand new character, the Norwegian Rat.