Steve maintains beef with The Great Gazoo, but ultimate respect for Barnacle Boy and Apu. Easter plans involve Crucifixion Steaks. Dag readies himself for a tailgate performance in Berwyn. A lefty guitar is the secret clue you'll need to connect the dots.

Go Puff an egg! It's a Holy Thursday pundemic on the Dahlcast. Janet hides Dove coconut Easter candy around the house. Steve wasn't invited to a House Party. Samantha Sklar is moving closer to Brendan. Speaking of Brendan, he opens in a victory lap mode.

Steve's not buying into the miracle hand lotion his dad left behind. He applies it gingerly with two fingers. Brendan fears he got too close to a cyclist. Joe displays envy regarding Steve's new ham. John Heggie makes a generous offer to first responders.

The Dahl Family throws a thanks you parade for Matt and Justine. The Sports Machine makes a brief comeback. Steve recaps his appearance on The Score, which in itself, had moments of simply being a recap of AM1000. Become a new subscriber today at dahl.com

The Dahl Family throws a thanks you parade for Matt and Justine. The Sports Machine makes a brief comeback. Steve recaps his appearance on The Score, which in itself, had moments of simply being a recap of AM1000. Become a new subscriber today at dahl.com

Tom Thayer is engaged in battle with an invasive Joliet squirrel. Emotionless Steve feels nothing when he applies Roger's hand lotion. Have you ever heard of Nivea? Bacon fat fried chicken tempts dieting Steve. Brendan samples the best s'more of his life

Steve exhibits his "Get off my Lawn" skills when local punks gather on his property. Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood entertained in a stripped down CBS performance. Kevin Kolman from Weber Grills calls in to offer advice on brisket, steak and bratwurst.

The Dahl Family throws a surprise parade for Matt and Justine. Despite disputes over ownership & origin, The Sports Machine makes a brief appearance. Steve recaps his appearance on The Score, which in itself, had moments of simply being a recap of AM1000.

We pay tribute to Steve’s friend and White Sox broadcaster the late great Ed Farmer. Janet’s had her fill of Dilly Bar and Steve’s pronunciation of Zoooom. She contemplates pulling a Carole Baskin on Steve, who is distracted by a GIF of sexy Ned Flanders.

Steve is getting into Zoom and critiques Jeff Lowe's douchewear. He learns about the late, greatly-endowed model Wardy Joubert III, aka Wood, the enduring face of pranks amidst isolation. The Whammer pulls an Italian beef joke on Brendan for April Fools.