Steve's impressed by Dag's wingspan and he witnessed a kerfuffle on the walk here. The news is spending too much time on Lollapalooza, Brendan recalls his last incident with Steve involving a grandfather clock, and a Minnesota woman's coffee was violated.

Today's show starts with the "Where is that talking coming from" game. A plane went down in Europe and it seems like news anchors are scrambling to get the most minute details. Steve startled some old ladies, an American Airlines mole, and new glasses!

What's going on outside today? Snow returns and leaves Steve too hot in the labyrinth pedway. The Dahls had a trendy breakfast in sustainable chairs, when did "the 'burbs" become a phrase, a Himalayan salt cave, and Janet found a pair of mystery panties!

From hand cut artisanal fries to protests, Chicago's Daley Plaza provides Steve afternoon entertainment on his way to work each day. He has a burger tip for you & he's made reservations for dinner tonight and has his tight black jeans on for the occasion.

Steve got an unexpected thank you this morning. A local beef cheek recall sounds unappetizing, Steve won't be riding his bike to the train, Dag over milkshaked yesterday, and Janet picked up an amazing springtime angel food cake, but hid the coffee cake.

Is that Robert Durst from Bevereleye Hills or is it Daniel Van Kirk? You be the judge. Did you know Scientology offers free pizza to interested souls? Rumor has it a few Radio Shacks will stay open, but will they carry the weird stuff Steve loves?

Good afternoon, Subscribers. This is your captain speaking. If there's trouble, Steve likes to think he'd be the guy to sit on the crazed passenger. Roger's boat was removed from its slip today, a psychedelic pepper for your brain, & time for corned beef.

A Big weekend for Steve and his family: Mike & Kathryn welcomed their son, Emmett! Big weekend for Brendan too, St. Paddy's Day was in full swing. Steve got new glasses, an Italian purse fight & Ashley Judd gets an unexpected kiss from Dick Vitale.

Spring is here! Steve over jacketed and faced a moral dilemma on the street when a lady had stuff all over her rear. An LA trip with Ron Lewis is in order, turns out a chihuahua has been living on Roger's boat & Steve once had an Irish castle to himself.

Steve was sucked in to Empire again, and Brendan wants to score Big 10 tickets. Rainbow Push is not a medical group, time flies when you're trying to get through winter, Steve's nostalgic over Radio Shack & Janet needs a reason to break out the good bra.