It's Guacamole Wednesday and Joe's slightly late which causes Steve to spill his tea everywhere. Steve is still miffed about an old nun's free ride at the condo, The Bachelor is similar to Stockholm syndrome, & Brendan delegates a duty that goes awry.

There might be something to Daylight Savings interrupting sleep patterns, Steve had to put on Best of Bread last night. Kelly Clarkson is shamed by an unattractive twit, this town breaks quarterback's spirits, and Steve searches for a Girl Scouts expose.

Steve's back downtown and worried about the ability of hippie soap to properly clean hands. Dag just flew in from St. Louis, America would be better off with classic chicken noodle soup - none of this spiced kale stuff, GMA looks like Laugh-In & Dahlvinia

Ladies & Gentlemen, Steve Dahl is back! In his best fake work out clothes, he's ready for a full day from the comfort of the basement. Steve thinks everyone should have an emergency sick kit with saltines & Vernors and he's grateful for nurse Janet!

Steve's still out sick, but tech texts are coming in from him which is a good sign. Dag explains how he got his first guitar, Dag & Brendan had a beer last night & bonded over Bruce Springsteen, circus elephants are no more and how bout an old fashioned?

Steve is still out sick today, the likes of which Brendan has never seen. Joe is here for Guacamole Wednesday, Dag prefers Jagermeister when it comes to shots, Brendan tries a Scotch egg, Dag has a Reagan conspiracy theory and what's a velvet taco?

Steve performed an icy mince to get to work, but unfortunately his delicate dance couldn't save him from whatever illness has invaded his body. Judge Judy is on the hot bench, a guy vapes sperm for $68, The Brian Wilson movie, and Dag & Brendan take over!

Steve watched Shania Twain ride in on a horse during her Vegas concert last night - wonder if it's Wayne Newtons? Brendan might like to date a UFC lady, Dag proposes a ticker tape funeral parade, Pulaski Day today and why can't we have Christmas in March?

Brendan's all spiffed up to host a charity event this evening. A dress is causing the internet to freak out over a mental fork in the road - is it blue and black or white and gold? A cousin tweets at Steve and Dag wrote Mary Tyler Moore's obit prematurely

A vegan donut called to Steve at 4 a.m. The snow blower, drop offs at the Metra, My Little Pony with Mary - what a start to the day! Dag doesn't know anyone in Woodstock, Brendan has a space odyssey, ASMR for babies, and Janet encounters a centipede.