It’s a battle of apps as DoorDash and LoseIt square off on Steve’s phone; Dag details the decadence of a Sunshine Boys tour. Steve plans his Scandinavian cruise, while already looking for ways to avoid interaction. We hear about the Fat Cyclists movement.

Prompted by Steve musing aloud about Mitchell Trubisky, Tom’s finally had enough, and yells at Steve. Showing restraint in the face of bribery, DJ Brendan Greeley resists playing an X-rated rap song, and places his debut corporate gig in the WIN column.

Have you ever heard of a carport? Steve discusses his favorite elementary school olive sandwich, as prepared by his mom. That dude down in Celebration Florida was a REALLY bad dad. The boys take a deep dive into the history of the Shirley Temple cocktail.

Sign stealing and nail painting, JBJ discusses the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and Brendan continues to finesses his playlists for his corporate DJ gig. Steve contemplates being a genius and realizes he’s too old, to start a new job. Is littering a thing?

Sign stealing and nail painting, JBJ discusses the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and Brendan continues to finesses his playlists for his corporate DJ gig. Steve contemplates being a genius and realizes he’s too old, to start a new job. Is littering a thing?

Steve is gifted with a hot dog and onion rings, which drives Rosie crazy. Steve considers a new vocation in mukbanging. Steve doesn’t like to work or fix things after sundown. Janet is dreading the long drive to Florida with Steve and Rosie in two weeks.

The donuts Brendan brought yesterday are disappearing at a suspicious rate. Dads don’t wear matching family shirts. As Joe returns from his time in Spain, we wonder how to say “return” in Spanish. This Is Us continues to leave Steve on the edge of tears.

Everyone shares stories of tragedy and triumph in their respective fields, including Tom, who can still recall every detail of a blown play in the Super Bowl. Steve and Brendan are recording together today, with a donut for burrito swap on the the table.

Steve is trapped in Apple's "infinite loop". Brendan had quite a weekend up in Wisconsin. He was on a non-skiing ski trip. Luckily, he had his Pizza Pizzazz with him. Steve reads a Michigan Christmas Eve story that will make you not want a piece of bacon.

The guys start the Friday DahlCast off with an examination of 2019 baby names, partly in response to Steve's dismay about the lack of Steves coming down the pike. Diamond Dave has a residency in both Las Vegas and outer space. Steve has some chat trouble.