Steve is trapped in Apple's "infinite loop". Brendan had quite a weekend up in Wisconsin. He was on a non-skiing ski trip. Luckily, he had his Pizza Pizzazz with him. Steve reads a Michigan Christmas Eve story that will make you not want a piece of bacon.

The guys start the Friday DahlCast off with an examination of 2019 baby names, partly in response to Steve's dismay about the lack of Steves coming down the pike. Diamond Dave has a residency in both Las Vegas and outer space. Steve has some chat trouble.

Happy Birthday greetings to Brendan, are followed by an extensive analysis of his PA system. Brendan’s new Foot First radio spot features some wicked rhymes. Janet fondly recalls Steve’s brilliance as a drunken survival expert in an emergency situation.

Steve and Janet went to see Mean Girls last night, then came home and had Taco Bell tacos in bed. Chris Jones went easy on "Girls" Steve thought that the lessons in the show were ones he had already learned. He hasn't been a mean girl in like, forever.

Steve can't believe that IL is already sold out of recreational marijuana. Come on, people! You've had over a year to plan for it. Then Steve acts all gangsta like he understands money laundering. Dag likes a Madonna song? Then, calls from across the USA.

After a Golden Globes recap, it's lazy Steve versus the post office and exercise. Tom unveils our mantra for 2020, “Don’t think, just enjoy!” and talks stingers, concussions and the Steve and Garry NYE strippers. A Floridiot raises the bar on Floridiocy.

Virginia wraps up the Bears 2019 season with several veiled threats towards her coach and QB. According to his presser, Ryan Pace already has it all figured out for next year. Janet joins the boys for Ask Janet. Steve recommends asking her for a pudding.

So far, it's been a year of "firsts". It's only January 2nd, so that checks out. Seems like Brendan's NYC trip went well. He still doesn't get Phish, though. Steve's looking for a burrito mule, and recaps his NYE viewing. CNN's Bill Weir was a highlight.

So far, it's been a year of "firsts". It's only January 2nd, so that checks out. Seems like Brendan's NYC trip went well. He still doesn't get Phish, though. Steve's looking for a burrito mule, and recaps his NYE viewing. CNN's Bill Weir was a highlight.

Add two scoops of ice cream. No, seriously, there's a place in Bucktown where you can pay to have your baby float in a giant sink. Or, you can do it in the tub at home for free. Steve says he wanted to be a Disneyland Monorail pilot when he was a youth.