After a lovely introduction by Vince Argento of the Argento Cheese fortune, Steve Dag and Brendan take the stage for Part One of the 9/24/19 shows at Zanies. Chef Hans, drops a Rusty Staub, and Steve reveals something he has kept private for 40+ years.

The guys recap their Bears game viewing party at Hooters on Monday night. Steve taking pictures horizontally is the new wha-camole. Still in all, a good time was had by all, and the Bears WON! The boys also got to take home some nifty Hooters glassware.

Tom's in Baltimore for the Redskins game. Tom and Jeff don't set foot in D.C. for the game, because it's in Maryland. Tom was pressured into crab cakes for dinner on Sunday night. Steve, his boys and Dag and Brendan are going to Hooters to watch the game.

The guys talk about their upcoming trip to Florida. Steve promises he's a good host. Brendan remains optimistic about the Cubs. Virginia takes Nagy and Mitch to church, where they run into Eddie Piniero. Steve wonders why Piniero doesn't have a tilde (ñ).

The guys talk about their upcoming trip to Florida. Steve promises he's a good host. Brendan remains optimistic about the Cubs. Virginia takes Nagy and Mitch to church, where they run into Eddie Piniero. Steve wonders why Piniero doesn't have a tilde (ñ).

Steve orders Janet a new iPad Mini for her Birthday like it's GrubHub. Steve used to work at a Landmark hotel in San Diego. Janet comes down to the basement to answer some questions, and what-not. She ALSO didn't want to hear a Drew Peterson dating game.

Steve and his sons still haven't agreed on a Bears game watching locations for next Monday night. Steve comes up on Mike's screen as Steve, not dad. Janet now stays up until 1:00 am, and it's putting things out of whack at the house. Hi, I'm Mike Nelson.

Manscaping or gorilla salad? It's a choice. No toasted bread for Brendan in Ukrainian Village. The Starbeat Dictaphone lives. Radio's still trying to convince itself that it's not dead. Steve analyzes the Tribune sale to Nexstar. He's just making shit up!

After a quick review of Vince Neil in Downers, the boys get with Tom Thayer to discuss the Bears at Broncos cliffhanger, and the soup of the day. Once Tom is off, Steve wonders if the same Jesus who made Parky miss let Piniero make it. Also, why no tilde?

At the risk of burying the lede, Steve Has some thoughts on Bill Maher, James Corden and fat shaming. There are some guitars missing in Pilsen. Virginia returns for Episode 1 of Season 100 of The Virginia Monologues. She is not happy with Mitch and Nagy!