Manscaping or gorilla salad? It's a choice. No toasted bread for Brendan in Ukrainian Village. The Starbeat Dictaphone lives. Radio's still trying to convince itself that it's not dead. Steve analyzes the Tribune sale to Nexstar. He's just making shit up!

After a quick review of Vince Neil in Downers, the boys get with Tom Thayer to discuss the Bears at Broncos cliffhanger, and the soup of the day. Once Tom is off, Steve wonders if the same Jesus who made Parky miss let Piniero make it. Also, why no tilde?

At the risk of burying the lede, Steve Has some thoughts on Bill Maher, James Corden and fat shaming. There are some guitars missing in Pilsen. Virginia returns for Episode 1 of Season 100 of The Virginia Monologues. She is not happy with Mitch and Nagy!

Brendan made it to Dag's Expo 76 gig at Simon's on Wednesday, but was called away for a higher purpose. That's the way the cookie stumbles. Steve finally understands that Patches by Clarence Carter really did make Dag cry. So too does Dondi. Another one!

Steve and Janet went to see The Band's Visit at BIC last night. Remind Steve not ot have dry-aged beef before a play. Steve recommends neither. It was made worse by no intermission. Sam Sklar is on the Skype. Brendan's working on a new podcast for chiPod.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! host, Peter Sagal seems to be getting out in front of a hissy fit at a DC Metro Station. There's a fawning retelling of the story in the Washington Post. Steve's hoping there's video of him losing it. Wait Wait.. Don't Show Me!

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! host, Peter Sagal seems to be getting out in front of a hissy fit at a DC Metro Station. There's a fawning retelling of the story in the Washington Post. Steve's hoping there's video of him losing it. Wait Wait.. Don't Show Me!

Welcome to the future, friends. Tom Thayer is on Skype. For real video Skype. He and Steve have a very intense "Is it wrong?" conversation about the Bears game last week. Steve invites the boys down to Florida and recommends Once upon A Time In Hollywood.

Steve, Dag and Brendan try to figure out what went wrong at soldier Field Thursday night. They come to no reasonable conclusion. Steve's all about that bass, though. Johnny Depp stops by to defend his latest Sauvage commercial for Dior. He doesn't get it.

Steve's been working hard on the Matt & Brendan channel. Let's hope they do a show every week now. Tom Thayer wants to Skype, and Steve's not ready for it. Ironic? Tom gets everyone jacked for the Bears game tonight. Janet comes downstairs for Ask Janet.