It's the 14th Annual Sports Machine Golf Open Benefit Championship Invitational. Jag, Bren and Stumpy are in the 19th hole to cover this star-studded event, all for a good cause. They want to wipe out whore mongering. Ironically, the guests are two Johns.

This pilot episode of My Two Caitlins, is an exclusive "first listen" for Steve Dahl Network subscribers. Response from the TV networks has been slow, but we at Caitlins remain optimistic. We thought we'd give them a little "goose" and get the audio out.

After several attempts, Steve is finally able to get through to Tom Thayer in his room in New Jersey. Tom recounts his two breakfasts and last night's dinner. Steve and Dag decide Tom is the best person to watch for "the little things" in tonight's game.

Janet hits the basement for "Ask Janet", and Steve has already dug himself into a 0-2 count hole. He's caught looking on strike three as Janet rings him up. Janet draws the walk, but Steve manages to get the ruling overturned. Dag just got out of the way.

When we started recording today podcast, Dag, Joe and I figured Brendan was already having his 2nd Irish pub experience of the day. We know he's having a good time. Today we learn that Steve's attraction to Judy Carne was well-founded. She was good crazy!

Brendan is heading to Ireland tonight with his cousin, Connor "who's quite the cocksman", according to Brendan. I don't think that means he owns a large rooster farm. Steve discovers a new way to deal with the Disco Demolition bullshit (via Bill Maher).

Legendary Chicago Improv man, Dave Pasquesi joins Steve, Dag and Brendan to chat about the Season Two Premier of Lodge 49 on AMC. Dave plays Blaise, and he does not disappoint. Brendan forces an emotional donkey reunion on an unsuspecting Steve and Dag.

Tom Thayer recaps the Bears Preseason opener. He wants to know about the BK taco. Steve loses his shit over a number of things, but most specifically the bed in his and Janet's bedroom in New Buffalo (en suite). Brendan has some new luggage for Ireland.

Steve and Janet seem to be getting on each other's nerves up in MI. Steve feels that a visit to the "supermarket" will clear that up. Janet wants him to do some bush pruning. Steve makes that seem dirty (as per usual). Steve and Janet's 41st is on Sunday!

The Ohio State Fair has the Apollo 11 mission cast in butter. Steve really wants to spread that on toast. Brendan defends Armstrong's dropping of the letter "A" in his first step comment. Steve remembers how lame Chicago radio was when he arrived in 1978.