Talk about a DOOZY of an episode! We throw out fight advice (always aim for the back of the head), talk about Tall Mike's trip to The Land, the blind communities lack of interest in PLAYOFF BASKETBALL, we answer FAN SUBMITTED QUESTIONS (thanks Big Paul), body-shaming run-ins, and MUCH MORE.

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REPEATEDLY PUNCH THAT FOURTH GRADER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD

Please never leave us again, Michael. Whenever you leave we drink too much and wax belligerent on comics and Star Wars and sparkly vampires trying to become non-sparkly bat-people and it's all just too much.

BIG JACK got a quick INTERVIEW with UNITY-TX @UnityTX on TWITTER

Also featured is LITTLE MIKE and the first half of his INTERVIEW with BLOSSOM REYNOLDS @blossomreyn0lds

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RIHANNA

2/3 of the fellers are present for this pod of debauchery. LYFT/UBER stories, DUDES staring at hogs in the bathroom stories, walking the streets of THE HATCH stories, and MORE.

HORSES.

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REMOVE YOUR HORSESHOES AND STAY A WHILE

If you pull your hog or hooters out in the Danger Room BEWARE! The night is dark and full of scary shit. Dad stories, Dirk stories, hitting on door girls stories, X-Men stories, Big Tex stories, Missed Erections stories, hair brushing stories, shout out stories, AND more!

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RESHEET

Join the movement and wag the dog's tail or something.

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RESPONSIBLE PROTESTING FOR THE RETURN OF BELOVED TACO BELL ITEMS

HOT EPISODE COMING (ew) ATCHA!

Traffic woes, using polite gender references maliciously, running for Mayor of Flavor Town on the Socialist platform, Frankie Muniz: HOW OLD AM I HERE?!, and MUCH MORE.

Missed Erections with the caveat of having our mouth holes ABUSED by Da' Bomb hot sauce. IT. GETS. Pretty spicy.

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN

We got pretty lit on this episode. Like, full-blown 1999 "A Place In The Sun" Lit. We stroll down memory lane talking about pierced hooters, we get DEEP into Texas history by discussing the got'tedness of snatching up BOTH of Santa Anna's fake legs, and a whole lot more.

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MY TEET

Ever wonder who cologne/perfume is for? WE HAVE. Ever wonder how A*ex J*nes remembers all of his WYLD shit? WE CRACKED THE CODE. Ever wanted to unnecessarily censor your friend to make them sound DISGUSTINGLY racist? WE DID. All of that and TONS MORE.

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RESEAL

This episode is both SURREAL and ABSURD. We talk lucid dreaming, being bad friends, missed keyboard concerts, unnecessary censorship, and some other stuff.

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R3GR3T

What do those letters mean??

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