JAM if you want to JAM. This episode features a new segment entitled WRITER'S ROOM where the FELLOWS lay out the coming of age tale of an aging superstar battling TIME and ALIENS. Join us on this trans-dimensional intergalactic ride!

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Put down the Long John's, turn UP the Kid Rock, and come give us a kiss on the moustache.

SHOUT OUTS:

Rick Beato - https://www.youtube.com/user/pegzch

Gideon - No Love/No One - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7XeudKuhdk

Wiz Khalifa & Curren$y - 2009 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq73DsQnhQc

Bring Me The Horizon - amo - https://www.amazon.com/amo-Bring-Me-Horizon/dp/B07GJ35HTC

August Burns Red - Phantom Sessions e.p. - https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/phantom-sessions-ep/1451222012

Judiciary - Surface Noise - https://judiciarytx.bandcamp.com/

The Boogie Monster podcast ft. Kyle Kinane & Dave Stone - http://boogiemonster.libsyn.com/

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National Treasure was pretty cool, right? WE SURE THINK SO! Sean Bean's character is a bit of a lucky asshole in that one, right? WE THINK THAT AS WELL! Should Ed Harris have re-booted his really good idea of hijacking a tourist group at Alcatraz in order to clear his family's name in NT 2: Electric Boogaloo? NAH, HE SHOULD'VE RE-BOOTED HIS IDEA FROM GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS AND STOLEN THE GOOD GLENGARRY HIGHLANDS LEADS TO SELL TO GRAFF AT A BUCK A THROW. THAT'S 5 THOUSAND LARGE SPLIT TWO WAYS.

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We engage BIGLY with our co-host, Alexa! That's right! We let the government into our palatial podcasting position by playing the card game that's sweeping the nation, MIX TAPE. Join ya boiz as we choose songs that fit situations given to us by the cards provided and then play them through our inevitable robot overlord, Alexa!

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Get it? Like the car? ANYWAY welcome to the fifty-third edition of the SAC! We get lit on tiny bottles of alcohol and absolutely RIPPED on jellybean cocktails. I mean, we really showed we have a problem with booze if we're sucking the sugar alcohol out of peach bellini jelly beans and then spitting them onto the floor. ENJOY THE DEBAUCHERY.

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WHOA the lay-off is OVER. The FELLAS B BAQ w/ absurd takes on surreal topics SUCH AS: tall bois with not tall arms AND glasses: leave them on during lingus cunni OR take them off, matic auto? AUDIO ISSUES show up, but the show soldiers forth!

Missed Erections from AMERICA and we Power Rank life stats we want to have Big Pete (the Mel Kiper of Heaven) read off to us when we get to the off-white gates.

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WHOA! HOLD UP! WAIT JUST A MINUTE! Ya fellow folks are back with an episode that'll leave you satisfied and satiated from an auditory perspective. The lads discuss their most recent foray into the Deepest, darkest, not dankest (Canton Hall took Mike's dank) Ellum to be a part of Every Time I Die's 20th Anniversary Show. We touch upon Thanksgiving happenings, commiserate our gob-smacktitude over the reaction to the Avengers: Endgame trailer, and just the worst Bane impressions you've ever heard!

Missed Erections chumming str8 outta North Texas, New Zealand, and the Green Isle of Ireland that'll leave you sissies scurrying for the front of that line!

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Yo! Can you believe that Zombieland and Space Jam take place within the same universe? We can't! Check it out as we discuss MULTIPLE topics like the passing of the GREAT Stan Lee, butt-fucking bandits (OH MY), vigilante justice if you only have ONE leg, certain kinds of ice cream, and MUCH MORE.

We have the FINAL appearance of Overrated/Underrated (RIP) and we Power Rank wishes with the famed cursed monkey paw WITH rebuttals from the other fellas as to what the curse is that accompanies you deepest wishes.

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Your fellas are BACK and they are on the Highway 2 Horny! Check out what happens when Eddie Brock gets a wee bit too turnt when hanging with Venom, Frodo meme: is it trash or treasure? We talk the dangers of blacking out during Red Dead Redemption 2: Electric Boogaloo and not shaving your face or petting your horse.

Missed Erections coming in from Canada, Overrated/Underrated, and we Power Rank the little things we would do if we hit the BIG LOTTO.

Stay tuned after the cast for a little outtake from our sponsor, JFC.

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Greetings from beyond Lake Eerie! The fellas are back to blow your minds with an antiquated (90s) synonym for female genitalia that Ice T might be partly responsible for! Behold in bemusement as ya boiz discuss Rondo's saliva problem, Venom being mostly unnecessary, Solo being completely unnecessary, scuffles on trains, and what senses one deduces from to indicate whether a person has shat on said train plus much, much, muuuch more!

Missed Erections coming in HAWT from Denver, The Land, and the DFW. Overrated/Underrated makes a triumphant return, and we Power Rank alternate film genres for comic book characters to appear in.

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