Bret, David, and Alan put on their Power Gloves, crack open some beers, crank Alice Cooper up to eleven, and discuss a pair of “part sixes” with conflicting resolutions: Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) and Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991).

Who will live?* Who will die?**

*The title of this episode contains spoilers

also…

**The titles of these films contain spoilers

Bret, David, and Alan are joined one more time by Bootsie, and discuss two documentaries about horror films: The American Nightmare (2000) and Going To Pieces (2006).

Bret, David, and Alan are once again joined by Bootsie, and discuss two 1981 horror films by The Godfather of Gore, Lucio Fulci: The Beyond and The House by the Cemetery.

Bret, David, and Alan ring in 2020 with an old friend of Bret’s (and loyal Swearwolves listener/horror fanatic), “Bootsie,” for a discussion of two films by Robert Eggers: The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019).

Are these overblown exercises in pretentiousness, or are we witnessing a filmmaker on the path to mastering the genre?

You needn’t consult a billygoat nor a mermaid, and you don’t have to strangle a seagull to get their opinion on this pair of period flicks. All you have to do is hit the play button.

Do it!

Live deliciously!

In the last Swearwolves podcast of the decade, Bret, David, & Alan count down to 2020 with two rock and roll themed horror films: Suck (2009) and Green Room (2015).

They also discuss the upcoming Swearwolves podcast score, with original music composed and performed by David and his bandmate, Aaron Moya. Available on all major music streaming platforms January 10th, 2020. Just search “Aaron Moya & David Thompson,” or “The Swearwolves.”

Put on your butt-flap pajamas, pour some eggnog, and have a holly, jolly Christmas as Bret, David, and Alan get sloshed while talking about Santa’s Slay (2005) and A Christmas Horror Story (2015).

Bret, David, and Alan get weird and discuss two mind-bending sci-fi horror flicks: Altered States (1980) and Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010).

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two horror films about pissed off primates going apeshit: Monkey Shines (1988) and Shakma (1990).

Still licking the wounds from their ill-fated Thanksgiving episode, Bret, David, and Alan go in for seconds as they discuss Feast (2005) and Feast II (2008). Will this serve as a palate cleanser, or are they merely gluttons for punishment?

Put some extra whip cream on that slice of pumpkin pie, would ya?

The Swearwolves are incredibly thankful for all of the great movies they’ve been blessed to watch for the podcast. This week’s episode, however, serves as a reminder that really, really bad movies also exist. So hold your favorite horror films extra close this holiday, as Bret, David, and Alan are forced to gobble up Poultrygeist (2006) and Thankskilling (2009).