Brew a pot of coffee, crush some Red Bulls, and down a handful of caffeine pills: it’s Freddy vs. Freddy this week, as Bret, David, and Alan discuss the classic 1984 Wes Craven film, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and its 2010 remake.

Bret, David, and Alan recap their recent trip to California, where they hit up Son of Monsterpalooza in Burbank, and Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Hollywood.

Then they board Captain Spaulding’s Murder Ride for a discussion of Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses (2003), The Devil’s Rejects (2005), and 3 From Hell (2019).

Klaatu barada… nnnn… nnnnnnn… never mind! Celebrating their official one year anniversary as a podcast, Bret, David, and Alan drink beer, recite incantations, and inadvertently awaken the army of the dead. Groovy!

As they cower in fear, they discuss two cult classics from director Sam Raimi, featuring Bruce Campbell: Evil Dead II (1987) and Army of Darkness (1992).

Get your pencils, books, and javelins ready, kids! This week, Bret, David, and Alan watched (well… mostly) two high school themed 80’s slasher films: Slaughter High (1986) and Return to Horror High (1987). Did they enjoy them, or was it like getting a three-hour swirly?

Whether you’re donning a top hat and a monocle, or rocking leather S&M gear, The Swearwolves have you covered in this week’s episode! Pull your head out of your butt and open your third eye as Bret, David, and Alan discuss two films associated with producer/writer/director Brian Yuzna: From Beyond (1986) and Society (1989).

Bret, David, & Alan knock back some adult beverages and discuss a pair of, ahem, ballsy horror films directed by Don Coscarelli: Phantasm (1979) and Phantasm II (1988).

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of killer robot movies from 1990: Class of 1999 and Hardware.

Hold on to your beer, grab a slice of pumpkin pie, and pass the cranberry sauce as Bret, David, and Alan serve up a pair of classy horror films from 1987: Blood Rage and Blood Diner.

Clutch your pearls and keep your arms, legs, and feet in the vehicle at all times, as Bret, David, and Alan break down the 2007 Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino throwback double-feature: Grindhouse.

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of body horror films from director David Cronenberg: Videodrome (1983) and The Fly (1986).