Get your pencils, books, and javelins ready, kids! This week, Bret, David, and Alan watched (well… mostly) two high school themed 80’s slasher films: Slaughter High (1986) and Return to Horror High (1987). Did they enjoy them, or was it like getting a three-hour swirly?

Whether you’re donning a top hat and a monocle, or rocking leather S&M gear, The Swearwolves have you covered in this week’s episode! Pull your head out of your butt and open your third eye as Bret, David, and Alan discuss two films associated with producer/writer/director Brian Yuzna: From Beyond (1986) and Society (1989).

Bret, David, & Alan knock back some adult beverages and discuss a pair of, ahem, ballsy horror films directed by Don Coscarelli: Phantasm (1979) and Phantasm II (1988).

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of killer robot movies from 1990: Class of 1999 and Hardware.

Hold on to your beer, grab a slice of pumpkin pie, and pass the cranberry sauce as Bret, David, and Alan serve up a pair of classy horror films from 1987: Blood Rage and Blood Diner.

Clutch your pearls and keep your arms, legs, and feet in the vehicle at all times, as Bret, David, and Alan break down the 2007 Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino throwback double-feature: Grindhouse.

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of body horror films from director David Cronenberg: Videodrome (1983) and The Fly (1986).

Fresh off meeting Tom Atkins at Mad Monster Party AZ, Bret, David, and Alan discuss two Atkins-featured horror films: The Fog (1980) and Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982). They also award one lucky Twitter follower with a Trick-Or-Treat Studios Silver Shamrock skull mask, signed by the man himself!

Bret, David, and Alan discuss the first two films written and directed by horror auteur, Jordan Peele. Are we bearing witness to the emergence of the next master of the genre? Buckle up for a long and serious* episode about Get Out (2017) and Us (2019)!

*by The Swearwolves’ standards

Bret, David, and Alan brush up on their Italian and discuss (in perfect English) a pair of films produced by Dario Argento and directed by Lamberto Bava: Demons (1985), and its 1986 sequel, Demons 2.

The Swearwolves are typically on the same page when it comes to their thoughts on movies, but this is not such an episode. Get your popcorn ready!