The boys discuss what bugs, vermin, and other animals creep them out the most.  The photo Jake found of a Japanese lady with her head covered in cicada shells definitely takes the cake. Don’t forget to find us on Facbook, Twitter, and if you’re a really awesome person, leave us a review on iTunes!  Also, send us an email at [email protected] if you’d like to ask us any questions or share stuff with us. Enjoy!

Hey friends!  We’re back!  This episode starts an all new season of the Terrible Friends Podcast.  In this episode we talk about the time Jake tried to be Alec Baldwin for Halloween (an atrocity that Jeff describes as “the baby in a centrifuge”).  We also look at some customer reviews from a couple Spencer’s Gifts products, namely a Fatty Patty Inflatable Jumbo Love Doll, and unfortunately the reviews aren’t about how good of a gag the gift is. Don’t forget to find us on Facbook, Twitter, and if you’re a special person with a heart of gold, leave us a review on iTunes!  Also, send us an email at [email protected] if you’d like to ask us any questions or share stuff with us.

Our awesome new Chicago comedienne friend Ever Mainard is back for this episode, and she tells all about what it’s like to be a young female comedian in today’s world.  This includes working at a Starbucks with the resident crazy person “Street Jimmy”, and pissing off a bunch of people in Michigan by congratulating them on not having to deal with snow (apparently they depend on the snow for their jobs).  She also recounts the story of her peeing her pants in middle school, and she and Jeff girl out hardcore talking about feelings and “having a fat day”. You can find Ever on the web at EverMainard.com, or on Twitter @evermainard.  She’s a super smart and funny lady, and you should definitely check her out. Here’s a bit of her standup that has recently garnered her some international acclaim.  Enjoy!

This episode is very special.  It marks the very first time that we’ve had a real comedian on the show.  It also marks the first time we’ve ever had a girl on the show, and we sure didn’t pull any punches.  The very funny Chicago comedienne Ever Mainard was our guest this week.  You can find her at EverMainard.com, and follow her on Twitter @evermainard. In this episode we find out that Jake is related to Wyatt Earp, everyone loved Hank the Cowdog books growing up, and that Rich is a connoisseur of rodeos and “mutton busting”.  Ever learns what “Rule 34” means, and she and Jake have a creep-off.  She wins.

Hello everyone! The joke that would usually go here has been removed to make room because this week’s podcast is HUGE! Don’t worry – it’s also great! I know that most of the time (especially recently) huge doesn’t equal great, but in this case, it does! This week we’re joined by Aric McKeown from The Mustache Rangers Podcast (which  you NEED to listen to if you haven’t already – BECAUSE IT’S AMAZING)! We talk about life in Minnesota, old-timey sex toy salesmen, pants our moms made for us, and what to bury in dirt – among many, many other things. It’s fantastic! After the show, you can head over and talk with us about weird stuff on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter. And if you feel ESPECIALLY kind, stop by our iTunes page and give us a friendly review! Thanks for listening!

This week we have on a brand new guest to the podcast: Adam Macy from The F-List Bad Movie Podcast.  Adam tells all about his rocky childhood, from his pranks that made the community think his parents were beating him, adventures with his machine gun preacher of a father, and being sent to Florida to a troubled kids camp where everyone snorted Ritalin and shot monkeys.

This week the ever magnificent and provocative Matt Clark, our good friend who writes for the MTV Splash Page, among other places.  In this episode Jeff recounts his encounter with a unicyclist wearing a three piece suit, everyone talks a whole lot of shit on Ohio (which is where Matt lives), and Mr. Clark delves further into the Legend of Mullet Moccasin Man (see Episode 109).  Oh and we’re pretty sure that Mullet Moccasin Man is the Bratja guy who plays the slide flute in a wolf costume.  See video below.  We also try to come up with fun affectations for each other, but this doesn’t get much farther than Jake either wearing a dildo tied to his forehead or greeting all women by saying “You’re filling out nicely.” Enjoy.

Settings This week we bring you part II of the Terrible Friends Same Room Party of Strangeness. We discuss how dressing up as the Super Mario gang would inevitably lead to one of us wearing a dress, and how Jake wants to meet an elevator operator REALLY BAD. We also bore straight into one of Jeff’s formative childhood traumas, and talk about birthdays! Remember, if you retain ONE thing from your journey with us it’s BEWARE OF SECRET LISTENERS. Trust. Don’t forget to find us on Facbook, Twitter, and if you’re a special person with a heart of gold, leave us a review on iTunes!

If you’re keeping track, this is the 2nd episode title in which we reference Limp Bizkit. It’s not necessarily something we feel proud about, but when you actually LISTEN to the episode, you’ll understand why we had to do it. And maybe forgive us a little bit. Jake went on a ski vacation with all the other rich kids from the country club last weekend, so this episode is kind of short – a “Part 1” of a cool 2 part episode we recorded a few weeks ago between shooting some videos. Aside from Limp Bizkit, we also talk about some weird energy drinks we bought at a gas station, the previous night out, and what Janis Joplin smelled like according to Rich’s dad. Spoiler alert: Spoiled (it’s what she smelled like). Thanks for listening! As always, you should head over to our facebook page and like us and follow us on twitter. We love your iTunes reviews too! But that’s only because you’re so handsome.

It’s that time of year where love is in the air… which means that we head up to the ol’ mental attic and re-open the box labeled “RELATIONSHIP FAILURES”. Let’s unpack the contents! While we’re up there, we can also talk about whether or not wizards in the Harry Potter-verse use wands to spice things up in the bedroom. These are IMPORTANT TOPICS PEOPLE. If you haven’t already, head over and like our Facebook page and follow us on Twitter. WE DARE YOU. Thanks for listening!