The Terrible Friends Podcast

This week’s episode involves werewolf, pirate, and tinfoil themed hospitals, monster babies, and more of Jake being creepy (except this time, his phone acts creepy on its own). If you haven’t already, please head over to our iTunes Page and give us a rating and review.  Shoot us an email at [email protected], and while you’re at it, check out our new home at SuperTotallyAwesome.com. On Facebook, we’re here.  On Twitter, we are @terriblefriends, and you can follow the boys; @terriblejeff, @terriblejake, @terriblerich.

You know what the internet needs? Another webcomic about furries. Ok. That’s probably (definitely) not true, but we pitch one anyway. It’s called “Furmagination” and it’s about two furries with a steampunk time machine who travel through the ages meeting celeberities. Then it gets weird. We appear in fine form as we make a list of  words that end it the letter Z. Jake also tells us about being invited to a baby shower with a bunch of other creeps.  And then we talk about old edutainment games on the Mac. Don’t forget to like our page on facebook and follow us on twitter! Thanks for listening!

You might have noticed that we’re officially moved under the umbrella of SuperTotallyAwesome.com with two other podcasts: The F-List Bad Movie Podcast, and Gizmonic Institutes Radio.  We are super excited about this, so if you haven’t taken the time to drop in and look around, please do so. In this episode we delve into Western hat wear and what the true volume is for a 10 gallon hat.  Jake also recounts a recent excursion to the local bar where he was accosted by a old cowboy who hits on his Fiance and an old pharmacist puts her “balls” on a fooseball table.  We also come up with some more cool Terrible Friends t-shirt ideas that you’ll be seeing in our t-shirt store very soon. Enjoy!

Hello everyone! We have a bunch of new and exciting stuff going on – first and foremost being that we have a new home! The Terrible Friends Podcast is now officially part of the Super Totally Awesome comedy network, along with our good friends The F-List Bad Movie Podcast and Gizmonic Institutes Radio (a brand new show dedicated to Mystery Science Theater 3000)! We implore you to head over to our new site and give it a look – it’s pretty awesome! This week we’re guest-less and we discuss clearing your throat, why it’s very important to some people that there is semi-truck parking at Asian massage parlors, and have a conversation about a sci-fi themed brothel that leads to the discussion of which fictional characters would be the WORST to um… meet at the brothel.   Thanks for listening! As always, you should make sure to check us out on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!

Hello there! We hope you all survived New Years Eve without drinking too much or giving a super awkward hug to a girl you went to high school with like 10 years ago and haven’t seen her since but just happened to be at the same party as you, because Jake totally did that. Speaking of awkward, in this episode Jeff shares some poetry that he wrote as a young college man (here’s a hint: it’s fucking awful), and our good friend Brett is back to talk about how much he hates giving money to poor people in New York City. Enjoy!

What’s worse than “Two Santas, One Cup?” The poetry that Jake wrote in high school. It’s TERRIBLE. It’s almost as bad as the fact that now, people will be linking to our website after searching for “Two Santas, One Cup”. Welcome creepos! We’re also joined this week by our friend Mike, to talk about Outkast and certain members of the Black Eyed Peas. THINGS GET WILD! Don’t forget to head over to Facebook to like our page, and to follow us on Twitter. Thanks for listening!

What’s better than a Christmas present from your Terrible Friends?  An EXTRA SUPER LONG DOUBLE SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EPISODE!! Seriously, we have so much holiday goodness packed into this this thing, that I don’t even remember half of it. I DO know that most of it is at least… tangentially related to the holiday season in some respect.  We spend most of the show searching for a theme for the episode – MY personal favorite was ” Roarin’ 20’s Ukulele Christmas”.  Like I said earlier – TANGENTIALLY related to the holiday season. Enjoy our special episode, and be sure to check back next week for our special end-of-2011 show! As always, make sure to like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter! Thanks for listening, and have a Happy Holiday Season!!!!

Hello dear podcast friends!  This week we are joined again by our good friend Brett, and we discuss what one might do if he or she ever found, inside his or her rectum, a sliver from a bar of soap.  Jake also recounts a recent excursion to the local bar where he was preyed upon by the scariest girl imaginable, and we discuss the merits of American legends such as Pecos Bill, John Henry, and Paul Bunyan. Enjoy!

This week’s episode is brought to you by bacon. Bacon salt, Kevin Bacon, Baconaise and most importantly, Caleb Bacon from the Gentlemen’s Club Podcast. Also: Baconlube. We wouldn’t want to forget that.   We discuss important topics like the difference between Mr. Freeze and Frieza, DRAGONS, Hollywood, and so much other great stuff that if I tried listing it here, the blog would be INFINITE. You should just listen to the episode instead. Trust me on this one. And as soon as you’re done enjoying our newest offering, you should head over to Caleb’s show The Gentlemen’s Club, and check it out. It’s grrrrreat ! Thanks for listening, and if you haven’t already head over to the ‘book and fan our page, and follow us on Twitter!

Happy Thanksgiving!  This week’s episode is amazing because we have extra special guest Lou from Lou Reads the Internet! If you haven’t heard Lou Reads the Internet, go listen to an episode right now.  We’ll wait. Hey you’re back!  That’s fucking fantastic isn’t it? On the episode this week we break Lou in Terrible Friends style.  We talk about the lovely lady fans of Insane Clown Posse, all the awful Facebook messages we sent to girls back in 2006 when we were single and trying to get laid, and Jeff reads some of his angsty journal writing from 2004.  Lou also tells us about a trip to Greece when he was younger where he won a dance competition and offended a lot of German people.  Then Jake and Lou read a forum thread from Fetlife.com involving weird furry kitten roleplaying. Enjoy! Be sure to follow your Terrible Friends, wherever they may be! @terriblejake @terriblejeff @terriblerich Terrible Friends on Facebook Check out Lou Reads the Internet!