The Thought Police

The Thought Police

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  • S1 Ep76: Just don't upset the dog
    Mike and Matt return to deliver the most biting comment and opinion on the week's news as you've come to expect by now. The unfair dismissal claim against Priti Patel, income tax demands, the latest chapter in the farcical Harry & Meghan story, lockdown frustrations (especially for the pets) and the tough environment for journalists are the items on the docket. 

    Subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss an episode with new ones dropping weekly during these unprecedented times.

    You can find the show on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP and email the show via: [email protected].

    Mike can also be found on Twitter @IROMG. Matt...isn't on there (haven't you heard?)

    Stay safe...
    36 min
  • S1 Ep75: Keep your bloody distance
    Mike Graham and Matt Kelly reconvene as coronavirus-related lockdown continues to discuss the impact social distancing measures may have on kids, the idiots who are taking to the streets despite warnings and how other countries are dealing more severely with flouting offenders. There's also room for other matters such as the latest Labour gaffe, not being a local in an area full of locals, being caught out by intimidating language and the possibility of a Premier League return; oh and there's a Fleet Street story or two thrown in as well! Keep safe and thank you for listening. 

    Subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss an episode with new ones dropping weekly during these unprecedented times. You can find the show on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP and email the show via: [email protected].

    Mike Graham is @IROMG on Twitter. Matt...isn't on there (haven't you heard?)
    36 min
  • S1 Ep74: Home truths
    Mike and Matt are back via long distance communication as we enter week 3 of lockdown. But what will the other side look like after we're through with the coronavirus crisis? What tips do the Thought Police have for entertaining yourself while shacked up at home? And what do they most miss about normal life? Find out here. Also up for discussion are Peter Hitchens, Marco Pierre White, MG's new cooking podcast and Keir Starmer as the new Labour leader. You may not be able to leave your house, but the good news is we'll come to you. Welcome in...

    Subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss an episode with new ones dropping weekly during these unprecedented times. You can find the show on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP and email the show via: [email protected].

    Mike Graham is @IROMG on Twitter. Matt...isn't on there (haven't you heard?)
    36 min
  • S1 Ep73: The lockdown low-down
    Despite location restrictions, Mike Graham (in studio) and Matt Kelly (self-isolating at home - via phone) still manage to come together for a meeting of minds as they discuss the latest goings on with the coronavirus pandemic. How will the world operate on the other side? Why do certain people change their behaviour so dramatically during times like these? How have the government reacted? And what about those people stuck at home who really don't want to - or shouldn't - be? It's all discussed here, as well as a bit of (related) football, movie and celebrity chat as the Thought Police continue to keep their heads while the world around them are losing theirs...

    Subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss an episode with new ones dropping at least once (but hopefully twice) weekly during these unprecedented times. You can find the show on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP and email the show via: [email protected].

    And remember, if you're feeling low or anxious or in need of a chat, pick up the phone. You don't have to suffer alone.   
    38 min
  • S1 Ep72: Whining and dining
    Matt and Mike discuss MG's recent illness, being useless around the house, lackadaisical handymen, mixed dining experiences, posh party invites and gin. 

    Follow the podcast on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP. Mike is: @IROMG and Matt can be found via his publication: @TheNewEuropean.

    New episodes are available to download every Tuesday and Thursday so subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss a thing and if you have a question or topic for the boys to discuss you can email: [email protected].
    44 min
  • S1 Ep71: Going viral
    You'll never guess what dominates the Thought Police today...it's the virus none of us can escape from and it's led to some of the most unusual and bizarre circumstances ever witnessed in human history (including certain behaviours!). Mike and Matt philsophise about just how exceptional this situation is and how it may be remembered including the ghostly nature of the empty streets, the devastation it's likely to cause to the economy, panic buyers panicking everyone else into panic buying, working from home, the age group potentially most at risk to the disease and the really big issue -actually having to speak to your partner! 

    There are other matters to attend to as well including paintball injuries, hipsters taking over New York, artists and their insecurities, St Patrick's Day, and...take a deep breath...taking a deep breath. All is explained on yet another fascinating episode of the Thought Police.    
     
    Follow the podcast on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP. Mike is: @IROMG and Matt can be found via his publication: @TheNewEuropean

    New episodes are available to download every Tuesday and Thursday so subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss a thing and if you have a question or topic for the boys to discuss you can email: [email protected].
    40 min
  • S1 Ep70: TPQs (Fifth Edition) - Answer Time
    Mike and Matt answer more of your questions from the mailbox including how to revamp our politics, the spread of coronavirus, what form a Thought Police live show might take and more. Matt also shares the challenges faced by losing your eyesight and being left-handed and Mike expresses his love for YouTube and disdain for arch-feminists. 

    Follow the podcast on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP. Mike is: @IROMG and Matt can be found via his publication: @TheNewEuropean

    New episodes are available to download every Tuesday and Thursday so subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss a thing and if you have a question or topic for the boys to discuss you can email: [email protected].
    39 min
  • S1 Ep69: Running around like a headless chicken
    Mike and Matt are back for more topical chat. The spread of covid-19 dominates the conversation as it does the conscience but there are plenty of other subjects and tangents including tone deaf tweeters, Jolyon Maugham, people who panic for no reason, keeping chickens, the RSPCA, travelling on the bus, turning 60 and why "Mugabe" was innocent.   

    Follow the podcast on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP. Mike is: @IROMG and Matt can be found via his publication: @TheNewEuropean

    New episodes are available to download every Tuesday and Thursday so subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss a thing and if you have a question or topic for the boys to discuss you can email: [email protected].
    39 min
  • S1 Ep68: Plagued by problems
    Mike Graham and Matt Kelly discuss the coronavirus, American English, fast driving, road accidents, dead geckos, giant fish, locusts and ducks. 

    Follow the podcast on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP. Mike is: @IROMG and Matt can be found via his publication: @TheNewEuropean

    New episodes are available to download every Tuesday and Thursday so subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss a thing and if you have a question or topic for the boys to discuss you can email: [email protected].
    33 min
  • S1 Ep67: Home discomforts
    Mike and Matt are back on top form...for now(!) as they catch up on a busy week of news including Priti Patel vs. the Home Office (which leads to a long rant about the political structure in the UK), Boris' new baby and the challenges of having children later in life, the oldest man in the world, VAR in the Premier League and the impact its having on football and the story still dominating the news agenda - the spread of coronavirus and whether we should be worried. Today's tangents include Oman, sausages and lavatorial habits. Charming. 

    Follow the podcast on Twitter: @ThoughtPoliceTP. Mike is: @IROMG and Matt can be found via his publication: @TheNewEuropean

    New episodes are available to download every Tuesday and Thursday so subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss a thing and if you have a question or topic for the boys to discuss you can email: [email protected].
    45 min

About The Thought Police

From the publisher's feed

It’s not 1984 anymore but it sure feels like it. The Thought Police returns for a third series. After working with previous partners Kevin O’Sullivan and Matt Kelly for the past few years Mike Graham has got a new co-host. He is the highly entertaining American comedian Lewis Schaffer whose wry observations on life have to be heard to be believed. We’ve got culture, we’ve got politics and we might even make you laugh in these troubled times. 

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