The Tinsmen Podcast

Grid Grills vs Grid Girls

Hairy Shorts

Controversial Opinion – Balis a bit shit nowadays

Bahn Mi tangent, what a surprise.

The Midget is legal.

Confusing YouTube.

Another thing Garz hasn’t done.

Can we sort out the freight situation please??!!

DnD Nerds, Lend us your input!

ADHPTSD

Campus Brewing – Prom Queen

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There was a time when Johnsy ate a lot of Flowers

Sloppy Swish

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Get on the AI image generators and send us in your T-Shirt Designs. Might even go on a hoodie. If we use yours you’ll get some free shit. But you’ve gotta send us the prompt you entered to get the image.

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Second Half Escalation Incoming. As More tins go down, the excitement comes up.

Wrapping up the Midget Mission

Bit more listener input.

Are Dildoes so name because of Dill Pickles?

Premixed tins are no good for old people, but stay tuned for Mystery Gins.

Do you want to see a Great Smash Off?

Keelz isn’t salty about losing a cooking competition 12 years ago.

Polish Tacos.

Keelz has a Spotify Update!!!!!! Strap in folks!!!!

Toehider –

Bats Aren’t Birds

https://open.spotify.com/track/0TdGCPX3VyhglSkO9t0ccK?si=a2c6a4c950014827

Toad Hirer

https://open.spotify.com/track/6qE5KwlOdRzsha6nL1FeH8?si=9f2d4182a71143d5

Pauls into ghost books. But not like, reading them or anything. Keelz has a revelation.

Mystery Beer – Garage Project – Escape From The Temple of Haze.

And that’s the beginning of the end…………………………………………………

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Paulies taste of Westralia

Not being shit - generally. Some are doing better than others. All better than us.

Phone books

WA is excellent. Perth is ok, mediocre at best.

Quokkas vs Quakkas

Family holidays and the shitstorm that goes with it.

Division on beach carts. Paulie innovates - road train beach carts.

Reminiscing on Hawaiian Shirts

Johnsy and Garz have let Keelz down by not telling him something they don’t know.

Your wife’s hair is trying to take your old fella.

Paulies F1 cookbook.

Medium rare Parmi and bouncy balls.

And, the moment you’ve all been waiting for - Keelan’s midget collection escapades.

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A small departure from the norm, Let us know what you think.

It was an absolute pleasure recording with these two. Relaxing, in the bush, shootin' the shit with some salt of the earth legends.

Big thanks to @brugan brewing for bringing the beers. A most excellent Mid-strength IPA. And Adrift Brewing (coming soon) for the Hazy. Get around ém.

Now semi-retired much earlier than most, Jed and Kel spend their time working a couple of months of the year, to fund the rest of it. Documenting their travels on their Oldmate Adventures YouTube channel.

We get into what that looks like as a lifestyle, the drivers for having done it and what he future holds.

Rebuilding caravans.

Too many hobbies, and taking them on the road.

Running Charity raffles.

Youtube.

Fishing. 

Hezza Slayer World Championship

Life.

Get around Jed and Kel at Oldmate Adventures on YouTube and all the socials.

@pinkribbonfishin on Instagram for the charity stuff.

And Oldmateadventures.au for merch both Oldmate and Pink Ribbon Stuff to go into the draw and support a fantastic cause.

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Second half of the 2024 Opener comin' atcha!

More on Keelz car gathering 

Garz' missus is an epic tightarse. Which is handy for him because he can't fix a coffee machine.

Mystery Beers from Deep Elite Brewing

Garz enables a rambling shark monologue from Johnsy.

Trevs Love List

Garz cops a fair bit about his parents sex life.

Shit hats.

Jocks are optional.

Taking Jet skis to the next level. Well, another level. Probably not a good one.

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Update on Garz’ Hamscapades

Festy communal swimming holes.

No British Racing Green. No sparkles. No closure. But a short east coast adventure. Let us know if you want to see the footage.

Either end of the scale on FB Muppetplace and fancy products.

Johnsy comes clean about pink drinks.

Old manning the kids slang.

Western Aquatic Crashing Adventures

Bit more old man chat, GPs that like feet and Sonographers on the AdultFans

Shirtcocking.

Gladiators.

Pickles.

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Merry Tinsmas!!

Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics

Drone shows are not fireworks.

We were wrong about E-Scooters

Snarting; now you know that’s a thing.

Christmas staples to roadhouse staples

Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff that’s not food.

We need you to start bullying sponsors for us.

Professional Shorts, Steel capped thongs.

Keelz gets crafty. Noni Hazelhurst crafty, not craft beers, but there is craft beers too. Shows us his genius and innovation knows no bounds which leads Paulie to shit himself with excitement. Christery Beers.

Instructional drum videos and big stezzas.

Dodgy Christmas lighting.

Cheers for all your support through 2023 ya bastards. We appreiate the fck outta yas!

See ya in 2024.

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The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch  up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots).

A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention to the Phat and Juicy NEIPA) and some equally tasty burgers was had and the result is some very confused PHAT patrons and this here poddy.

Massive shout out to PHAT, absolute bunch of legends. If you're in the area, drop in for a beer and a feed. It's a bloody tops joint.

Poddy Fodder Including, but not limited to:

There’s what in Hoegarden? And having to give clothing for it. Still didn’t stop the Cleps though. 

Respect for OnlyFanners. But not for creeps. 

Even though we usually fail at putting stuff in the show notes, @summerofnikkivale on Insta for Lachies PIC for park barbie cook ups. 

Stuff you can cook on. Stuff you can cook. Food stuff. Dude food stuff. He’s a Chef who makes food content, you get the idea. But also some backstory that hopefully is new to you. 

Social media-ing & Food Critic-ing for people who hate social media and food critics. 

Kids say the shittiest things. 

Trolling primary school Karens. 

Large String instruments. 

Spending formative years overseas and losing track of all the times you been detained at borders.

Dude food. In Perth. Obviously. 

Celebrity Chefs. 

Unnecessary pronunciations of food stuff. 

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Garz has been Eurotrippin

Bit of listener feedback

Australia post is trying to start shit

Go fast smoker bits,

Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag

Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old

Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin

Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy FB Marketplace listings.

Garz gets amongst some Man on Man action in Turkey

Far too much chat about scrambled eggs. Le us how boring you found this bit

Scam n Go

ChatGPTins returns to answer a hard hitting questions. Keep sending them in.

Don’t forget to leave us a review wherever you’re listening to this, and everywhere else too. We bloody appreciate it.

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Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath.

Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness.

Complain about China all you want, but they’ve been delivering the bargains for years.

 Rich people get no sympathy.

Obscure extreme sports – Everything you can dream it to be. But always descends to pornography or death.

Lamenting seasonal and limited release beers.

If you’re old, jam something between your legs. Old Man sleep injuries.

Theres extra considerations for hairy dudes.

Granny wanks.

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