The Tinsmen Podcast

Paulies taste of Westralia

Not being shit - generally. Some are doing better than others. All better than us.

Phone books

WA is excellent. Perth is ok, mediocre at best.

Quokkas vs Quakkas

Family holidays and the shitstorm that goes with it.

Division on beach carts. Paulie innovates - road train beach carts.

Reminiscing on Hawaiian Shirts

Johnsy and Garz have let Keelz down by not telling him something they don’t know.

Your wife’s hair is trying to take your old fella.

Paulies F1 cookbook.

Medium rare Parmi and bouncy balls.

And, the moment you’ve all been waiting for - Keelan’s midget collection escapades.

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A small departure from the norm, Let us know what you think.

It was an absolute pleasure recording with these two. Relaxing, in the bush, shootin' the shit with some salt of the earth legends.

Big thanks to @brugan brewing for bringing the beers. A most excellent Mid-strength IPA. And Adrift Brewing (coming soon) for the Hazy. Get around ém.

Now semi-retired much earlier than most, Jed and Kel spend their time working a couple of months of the year, to fund the rest of it. Documenting their travels on their Oldmate Adventures YouTube channel.

We get into what that looks like as a lifestyle, the drivers for having done it and what he future holds.

Rebuilding caravans.

Too many hobbies, and taking them on the road.

Running Charity raffles.

Youtube.

Fishing. 

Hezza Slayer World Championship

Life.

Get around Jed and Kel at Oldmate Adventures on YouTube and all the socials.

@pinkribbonfishin on Instagram for the charity stuff.

And Oldmateadventures.au for merch both Oldmate and Pink Ribbon Stuff to go into the draw and support a fantastic cause.

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Second half of the 2024 Opener comin' atcha!

More on Keelz car gathering 

Garz' missus is an epic tightarse. Which is handy for him because he can't fix a coffee machine.

Mystery Beers from Deep Elite Brewing

Garz enables a rambling shark monologue from Johnsy.

Trevs Love List

Garz cops a fair bit about his parents sex life.

Shit hats.

Jocks are optional.

Taking Jet skis to the next level. Well, another level. Probably not a good one.

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Update on Garz’ Hamscapades

Festy communal swimming holes.

No British Racing Green. No sparkles. No closure. But a short east coast adventure. Let us know if you want to see the footage.

Either end of the scale on FB Muppetplace and fancy products.

Johnsy comes clean about pink drinks.

Old manning the kids slang.

Western Aquatic Crashing Adventures

Bit more old man chat, GPs that like feet and Sonographers on the AdultFans

Shirtcocking.

Gladiators.

Pickles.

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Merry Tinsmas!!

Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics

Drone shows are not fireworks.

We were wrong about E-Scooters

Snarting; now you know that’s a thing.

Christmas staples to roadhouse staples

Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff that’s not food.

We need you to start bullying sponsors for us.

Professional Shorts, Steel capped thongs.

Keelz gets crafty. Noni Hazelhurst crafty, not craft beers, but there is craft beers too. Shows us his genius and innovation knows no bounds which leads Paulie to shit himself with excitement. Christery Beers.

Instructional drum videos and big stezzas.

Dodgy Christmas lighting.

Cheers for all your support through 2023 ya bastards. We appreiate the fck outta yas!

See ya in 2024.

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The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch  up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots).

A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention to the Phat and Juicy NEIPA) and some equally tasty burgers was had and the result is some very confused PHAT patrons and this here poddy.

Massive shout out to PHAT, absolute bunch of legends. If you're in the area, drop in for a beer and a feed. It's a bloody tops joint.

Poddy Fodder Including, but not limited to:

There’s what in Hoegarden? And having to give clothing for it. Still didn’t stop the Cleps though. 

Respect for OnlyFanners. But not for creeps. 

Even though we usually fail at putting stuff in the show notes, @summerofnikkivale on Insta for Lachies PIC for park barbie cook ups. 

Stuff you can cook on. Stuff you can cook. Food stuff. Dude food stuff. He’s a Chef who makes food content, you get the idea. But also some backstory that hopefully is new to you. 

Social media-ing & Food Critic-ing for people who hate social media and food critics. 

Kids say the shittiest things. 

Trolling primary school Karens. 

Large String instruments. 

Spending formative years overseas and losing track of all the times you been detained at borders.

Dude food. In Perth. Obviously. 

Celebrity Chefs. 

Unnecessary pronunciations of food stuff. 

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Garz has been Eurotrippin

Bit of listener feedback

Australia post is trying to start shit

Go fast smoker bits,

Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag

Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old

Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin

Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy FB Marketplace listings.

Garz gets amongst some Man on Man action in Turkey

Far too much chat about scrambled eggs. Le us how boring you found this bit

Scam n Go

ChatGPTins returns to answer a hard hitting questions. Keep sending them in.

Don’t forget to leave us a review wherever you’re listening to this, and everywhere else too. We bloody appreciate it.

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Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath.

Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness.

Complain about China all you want, but they’ve been delivering the bargains for years.

 Rich people get no sympathy.

Obscure extreme sports – Everything you can dream it to be. But always descends to pornography or death.

Lamenting seasonal and limited release beers.

If you’re old, jam something between your legs. Old Man sleep injuries.

Theres extra considerations for hairy dudes.

Granny wanks.

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Due to some technical difficulties, the lads needed to fix the game so as to not break their promise of an episode per month. This one also got a bit long so the call was made to split this one in half. So fear not, the title will make more sense when part 2 comes out.

In this first instalment:

Keelz still doesn't know what British racing green with sparkles looks like

Banh Mi – All about the bread. Nobody wants bunnings mouth

Bunnings face swap bloke

F1 Chat

Is Ryan Reynolds trying to seduce us? Garz is already rolling over in preparation

Disposable Oodie liners

Fuck off filters

Is Elon Musk an AI or Just taking the piss? In any case he’s probs a cyborg so the fight between him and Zuck will  just be 2 robots.

Also, we shoulda seen the Chris Rock slap coming because Will Smith clearly doesn’t play well with others.

Costco – Big food. Big Clientele.

Introducing Garz: Costco Sherpa

You wouldn’t know if Keelz won lotto, but there’d be signs

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Stout and whiskey – a questionable combination

Warroora Wrap up

Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught  – but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; there’s no need to exaggerate already bragworthy fish, but Red Rooster Rotisserie Rankin IS worth bragging about.

Anal probing is imminent – the lads have checked with an actual scientist.

There is such thing as a stupid question. With answers to match.

Garz went for a ride with a bunch of Distinguished Gentlemen. Met some bloke who drives racecars.

Keelz wants to go for a drive with some distinguished gentlemen so has engaged the services of a questionable bloke to paint his car a colour he’s never seen. Who may be a squatter. Undoubtedly exposed to a lot of paint fumes. Stay tuned for this success story. In any case Keelz cares more about Parmi’s than what colour his car gets painted.

Lipstickin’ the pig

Garz is going full F1 yuppie and taking his Kids to Monza. Stay tuned for how that turns out. And if his missus has gone full F1 groupie

Umbrellas need regulation.

Is Midstrength and Stones Mac the peak? Because TEDs certainly fucking weren’t!

Geriatric rappers

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