Ýou'll have to bear with us, the yelling isn’t just because of the beers, it was raining pretty hard at times. Or it could just be the beers kicking in. Probably just the beers.

Baby wipes are wicked, but they shouldn’t smell like shit.

Buying stuff off farmers > eating planes> cutting your hands?

Old Tractors and old shit on farms.

Listener Questions

• Bunnings lists

Craft 3 packs (even though we now know they’re actually a 4pk), Part beer packages and stocktake gustapo. Keelz loves bitch fuel.

Aunty Trazs Meat Market.

Zoom is the facebook of Teams, Skype dropped the ball.

Accidental IT guys.

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More of the usual shit talk from the lads on this one. We put it to a vote on the socials and the 30-40 minute crowd won out. So this Part 1 is just the start. Follow along for the rest and watch the descent into absolute nonsense.

In this one.......

Upper thigh compliments, Keelz has bore dramas, Round 1 of Mystery beers.

Are flies better than pubes in sandwiches? Kids lunches are fuckin bullshit!

What sort of loser wears a U2 tour shirt in public?

Lo and behold, old bastards have dramas with social media

Trudy the Bluetooth hijacker

Fuel prices and hilarious servo circuses in Kwinana.

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Unsurprisingly, more shit talk from the lads this episode. But you lot seem to keep coming back anyway.

The Pig explodes, but Garz gets a merciful nurse to shave around the blisters.

It's not your car, it's us.

The internet is always listening, Chinese spy phones and how they make us all look like photographers.

Garz talks DIY sex changes, why you should never sniff the bag and takes Dad Jokes to a new low. Also gets very upset about the current state of sandwiches.

Why a Mitsubishi Challenger shouldn't be your new Soccerlander unless you can change your own Transmission oil.

Keelz brings mystery beers.

Keelz and Garz go all fangirl over Alestorm.

Silent Knight

https://open.spotify.com/artist/5zt3YkAQNyHiVQ8iMPx01b?si=U78_ifWEQ-Cq8GwtwG05Yw

Shane Mostyn

https://www.youtube.com/c/ShayneMostynMobilePhotography

Nick Thake Photography

https://www.instagram.com/nick.thake.photography/

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Not gunna lie, this ep is 2.5 hours of straight up shit talk.

You've been warned.

Tinsmen socials, Garz gets his bags out and strikes smart TV gold, middle aged obstinance, pickin beers, mummy's f*!k car, boating fails, making your deck look bigger, Garz aims high with The Pig.

It's been a few eps since we did it last, so we go on a rant about muppets on the highway.

Soccerlanders divide the group, and we start to flesh out the core of Soccerlanding vs Overmumming but just end up arguing.

Tunes

To Kill Achilles - 21:36

https://open.spotify.com/track/6QXTwvZQJoAY3IENYPMnZb?si=85781a1bf8d441e7

Make Way For Man - Fireflies

https://open.spotify.com/track/4c5Nzx7ipumoTSHkCLz8Kw?si=031ea1ebf9ed48c3

Black Label Society - Set You Free

https://open.spotify.com/track/1bCV4dPXueagM0PDzHth4u?si=ea2c6008807d47a1

The Devil Makes Three - The Plank

https://open.spotify.com/track/191qPeOpllZfaApp35HXK3?si=cb7e6c8421f94155

August Burns Red - Empire

https://open.spotify.com/track/1KCdnmHdfEkjjjOQhM5gyN?si=1796ad01e1cf46a4

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We're back with Part 2 of our chat with Taylor Daw.

This ones pretty heavy on the social media chat. Platforms for muppets, being a dickhead in the bush, the role "Influencers" play in calling this stuff out and their place in society in general.

Compliment Sandwiches.

Boe from Outback Cleanups is a legend and Taylors plan to raffle a trailer.

Getting a massage at the licensing center.

Johnsy gets another rant in about McGowan.

Razors. By 4 blokes with beards?

Hit us up if you want a sticker.

Leave us a review on your podcast platform of choice.

Cheers Legends!

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In this episode the boys are joined by hieroglyph celebrity, Taylor Daw.

Kids sport, Serious lighthearted Amateur Pro Wrestling.

Underage drinking, shutting down airports and how Taylors Mum doesn't go anywhere without a corkscrew.

OctoB.E.E.Rs catch up, Keelz selling out to sponsors, upcoming Bush B.E.E.Rs. Big Thanks to Gage Roads and Monster Energy.

Segways vs Segues, and getting hoon-lawed on electric scooters.

Garz throws a leg over a pig, blokes flash their knobs at him and we review his lack of riding skill.

No5 Army trailer builds.

We introduce "The 6 Pack". A few quick questions for our guest which are anything but quick.

Tune in for Part 2 of our chat with Taylor for his antics on Social Media and another rant about Mr MaoGowan.

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Bit of catch up wafflin' from the lads this episode.

There may or may not have been some pre-game day drinkin'.

Garz' Red Bluff Trip, Keelz and Johnsy's Darwin Trip, Best Lockdown location in Australia

Fixing the Census, The Scent Nonsense and Nose Feng Shui.

Dave Grohl is a fucking legend, even though Garz and Keelz don't watch videos sent to them.

RIP Zoo mag.

Let us know if you want us to start an Insta account for Keelz. It'll be 100% butthole content though.

Garz has a weird interest in mens chins.

Running is stupid, even when there's a fire.

Bit of uniformed, amateur craft beer chat.

Keelz gets some british racecar shit off his liver

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This episode, the lads are joined by @run_tmp and @louie501. Yeah, guests. Just like the pros.

After 7 months of lockdown, run_tmp finds the best Indian joint in Melbourne.

His-vis suits and roadworks raves; Buying cots for dogs; The disastrous consequences of dead freezers, and how you can get insurance to pay for it thanks to Better Trevs and Gardens.

Tinspeople. Ginsluts. Decorative Horror Teddy Bears.

And more than one anecdote about Garz' past, including but not limited to toilets being optional, Tiger sex pesting in Melbourne and Garz and Louies cross-country road trip.

Roadie the Roadtrip Teddy Bear. Join, just to shit Garz.

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Soen (The Band that isn't Savia but loves smashing minors)

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This time round Garz and Johnsy go craft beer shopping. Then drink craft beer. Keelz does not.

The lads show their age (again) by reminiscing about old cartoons, bitching about traffic (again), throwing out borderline inappropriate Dad Jokes (again), the first time you hear Freedom by RATM (@thejacobgivens on TikTok), Fatty Matty Cheesecake and going ham on Instagram Live. Also, we know nothing about Instagram.

Craft beer. Hops.

Nature Is Metal - The greatest Instagram account of all time. But be warned, it's a bit hectic.

Craft beer.

Bit of chat about Tunes and how Spotify, like Instagram, doesn't meet Keelz' expectations.

Something about craft beer.

How to get a sweet Tinsmen Poddy sticker and how you can get us to try shit out and maybe get some free shit.

TUNES 'n shit

Mini The Sloth - https://open.spotify.com/artist/5wNvbrIVMjJ22s0vBTPmtn

                         - https://soundcloud.com/minithesloth/jaar 

The Dead Love - https://open.spotify.com/track/2Tv9dXLcMgOy1nx72qET0d?si=66759fbed3c74a7f

SoSo - YeahNah 

https://open.spotify.com/track/0hThzj308i60tIjCcWWsXG?si=88cc7db4badb4565 

GUY ON A BUFFALO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM 

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Second part of the last one coming at ya folks!

Not our finest effort (which isn't saying much) but after a long spell, we just had to back on the horse and get one done.

This one sees a lot of waffle about back in the day tunes, vigorous lawnmowing, wives starting arguments with a single word and 'armless fellas.

Garz needs running water while camping, apparently.

We also half-arsedly introduce him. Sorta.

Plus a good half hour of Grandpa-spec ranting about overtaking lanes and how everyone else cannot drive! (We're looking at you Nomads with SKI stickers!!)

TUNES

Redhook

https://open.spotify.com/track/3cXgRdLROmbWCuYMeqU1P4?si=454acaecd290468d

https://open.spotify.com/track/0QlvzPsVzBJBQmO5roImhq?si=d0d6eea751c94e69

Southern River Band

https://open.spotify.com/track/7IMr9fw6GGowNpKcPknIZJ?si=8fb1660abf9b4b4e

NoFoTo

https://open.spotify.com/track/2d3UUUbA9GHUw6TgM0QI0n?si=4bf205302b454827

Taylor McCall

https://www.facebook.com/StevenRinellaMeatEater/videos/taylor-mccall-plays-black-powder-soul-on-the-meateater-podcast/364307981598870/

https://open.spotify.com/track/5OVuf5f80WxRa8yse55Y2k?si=34782a58ec5646c9

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