THE TOKIN' ASIAN

Matt and Dave return after seeing two films in 24 hours and attempt to discuss both without mixing them up. Somewhere along the way THE LAST JEDI gets thrown in the mix as well. They also make an awful attempt at a new feature for the show: Terrible Improv, (either Dimprov or Rimprov or maybe Limprov). Other topics include the worst Buffalo Bill impressions you will ever hear, Gasplay, the new dirty puppet movie, lame theater advertising, Matt’s amazing new wardrobe, and more.

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THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS:

HAIL CAESAR ACTING SCENE:

C3PO ERROR CARD:

DOUG LAWLESS on THE LAST JEDI:

PREDICTION:

THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

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In what will likely become a yearly event, Matt and Dave see a new STAR WARS movie in the theater and then offer up a spoiler-filled (and in Matt’s case weed-fueled) review. This time around they present their take on ROGUE ONE: A Star Wars Story. It’s only been out for about three weeks as this episode is being posted, so if you were one of the last holdouts unsure if this one was for you, hopefully this will help. In a stunning podcast first, Matt and Dave are joined in this episode by guest host April Votolato, who was tricked into appearing with promises of a robot painting Matt offered her years ago. Such drama, on screen and off… How does it all turn out? You’ll just have to listen to know.

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ROGUE ONE:

MANDELA EFFECT:

BRONIES:

BRONY? NO! I’m a CARE BRO!

FACE OFF:

BILL HICKS:

FOREST WHITAKER in FAST TIMES:

THE GET DOWN:

CLERKS DEATH STAR CONVERSATION:

AGE OF CHANCE – KISS:

JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE:

VADER’S BURNT DICK:

BAS RUTTEN:

AUSTIN POWERS:

And somehow it feels like these guys were making fun of us even before we posted our episode:

THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

Check out MOTOR at their WEBSITE,

Matt and Dave return after a long hiatus to reflect on the state of current American politics and get deep into the issue of fecal odor disguising bathroom sprays. Other topics include Onyx The Fortuitous, penis flytraps, the funniest word, Tip O’Neill, military boner pills, disappointing nudity in movies, Bill Clinton cancellations, PBP, Ams, chime confusion, future animal consent via sign language, Tattoo vs. Twiki, and Rastafarian robots.

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Matt’s “Space Larson” Animations:

Figure It Out! Toy Review w/Onyx The Fortuitous:

V.I.Poo:

Poo Pourri:

Summer Lovers:

Neutron Dance:

“Gorilla using sign language at Miami Zoo asking for my soft pretzel”

Escape from the Planet of the Apes:

“The Plane, The Plane”

Booty Booty Booty:

It Was A Good Day:

PULP – Like A Friend:

THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

Check out MOTOR at their WEBSITE,

Matt and Dave went and saw the movie HARDCORE HENRY and then sat down to file this report on the splendid work of art that it is, after Matt spent the requisite amount of time in the “green room” of course. Along the way they also discuss drug sniffing teens saving the world in Robert Rodriguez’s THE FACULTY, Andrew Dice Clay, Star Wars ROGUE ONE, Cock Ring Ken, The classic Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop & Matt’s questionable designs for new versions, and disappointing ways that filmmakers get the 80s wrong.

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HARDCORE HENRY Trailer:

Drug test from THE FACULTY:

Andrew Dice Clay SHOWTIME Series:

ROGUE ONE Trailer:

EARRING MAJIC KEN (there is one in this video):

FUZZY PUMPER BARBER SHOP:

Biting Elbows – ‘The Stampede’ Official Music Video:

Biting Elbows – ‘Bad Motherfucker’ Official Music Video:

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge (1962 – Apparently with newer added music):

EVERYBODY WANTS SOME Trailer:

THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

BLACK CROWN CAR SERVICE

Matt buys a Cotton Candy maker. What do you think he’s going to do with it?

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Weird Arby’s Worker

Tropical Storm – Dick Touch The Water

THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

BLACK CROWN CAR SERVICE

Dave offers Matt a deal that could have staggering implications for both of their futures. It’s all very serious. Along the way they also discuss Matt’s podcast recording preparation procedures, Snoop Dogg’s narration skills, the Bernie Sanders / Col. Sanders confusion issue, tax revenues from legal marijuana sales in the USA, Matt’s disturbing totalitarian weed regime concept, conservative pro-weed radio host Hash Rimbong, why Asians are described as yellow (hint: Matt assumes urine is involved), the best concert Matt ever saw, emo vocals as stalker instructions, wet lyrics, cake farting, songwriting encouragement, golden toes, having sex while listening to your band, and nothing but crickets from potential emo-superstar Taylor Jepsen.

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THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

BLACK CROWN CAR SERVICE

Matt and Dave see the new hard-R Marvel superhero movie DEADPOOL and record a spoiler-full episode in response. Seeing as how they never entirely stay on topic, they also veer into discussions of capitalism working with regards to legal weed, new mythological creatures, the intrinsic unfairness of Ryan Reynolds’s sense of humor, issues arising from Scarlett Johansson’s hypothetical penis size, dousing for porn, a place for Matt in the modern film industry, the possibility that Meatloaf may have changed his mind on what exactly he would and wouldn’t do for love, Kitty Pride and Rogue sex issues, what the hell is wrong with The Fantastic Four, and the difficulty of explaining the current state of the Marvel Continuous Universe (MCU).

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GRASS & GLASS: Seattle’s recreational marijuana superstore. Click HERE.

COMEDY BANG BANG – Solo Bolo Trolo: Episode #402 of this usually hilarious podcast. Click HERE.

MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES:

I’d Do Anything for Love:

Cloak and Dagger: Click HERE.

MONSTER MAGNET – Negasonic Teenage Warhead:

Kitty Pryde: Click HERE.

Rogue: Click HERE.

Ferris Bueller after credits scene:

Battle Royale:

The Killer:

Hard Boiled:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors:

THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

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Matt receives his first audio question from a listener, and it forces him to confront the horror of millennial emo kids head on. But before and after that Dave walks with him through a variety of topics including ass-snatching, delayed brain messages, zombie themes in classic songs, hemorrhoid tentacles, apology-based ass play, kaiju genitalia animation, homemade bong cleaner, what kind of damage to expect when Matt is your guest, weed consumption estimations, the possibility of a Matt band reunion, alphabetical dating coincidences, the assumed quality of Trump dumps, Bill Clinton campaign shenanigans, white slight encouragement, and origami condoms.

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THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

SPOILER ALERT! One of the hosts of this show may have smoked marijuana before recording. Also, we watched THE FORCE AWAKENS and will completely ruin it for you if you haven’t seen it. Matt and Dave start off their discussion of Star Wars Episode 7 in the most natural way possible, that being discussions of VALLEY GIRL, NIGHT OF THE COMET, BETTER OFF DEAD, PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE, STREETS OF FIRE, and the one element that almost connects them all. While getting around to talking about the space movie they also discuss new slang, stunt titties, custom rolling papers, ham smell, Jar Jar: rabbit or platypus?, Asian aliens, yellow lightsabers, sedation dentistry vs home dentistry, classic driving instructions, nose vaping, the fact that the Star Wars Holiday Special may or may not be considered canon, how Wedge could have effectively been used in the movie, Luke Skywalker’s medical marijuana influenced green lightsaber, vicious Ewoks, better weapons for Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren as a Jawbreaker fanboy, a disturbing theory of Rey’s parentage, and Yoda’s nuts.

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Valley Girl

Night Of The Comet

Better Off Dead

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

Streets of Fire

Elizabeth Daily (EG Daily):

The JAR JAR Sith theory video:

Dick of Gold (Larry Williams Directions):

And here are the Larry Williams directions using Google maps:

Star Wars Christmas Special part 1:

The Death Star conversation from CLERKS:

BRICK:

NAUSICAA:

THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

Matt and Dave end 2015 with a vaguely holiday-themed discussion that swings wildly between serious and scatalogical, as you may have come to expect. Matt gives some useful tips that may come in handy for family gatherings, and along the way they touch on many other topics including self-defecating humor, callbacks to nonexistent prior bits, the ethnicity of Dave’s yard art, neti douche, proper pronunciation advice for white people, spiritual spooning, flasher motivations, magic underwear, stripped bolts, useful co-workers, Trump theories, environmental predictions, weapon handling, breakaway civilizations, reptilian skepticism, Matt’s desert island 3, Song of the East, flapjacks, Freejack, Snatch, and original holiday songs.

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THE MALL FART TRICK:

Handjob Karaoke – Japanese TV Show:

Handjob Cabin – Movie Trailer:

THE REPLACEMENTS – Can’t Hardly Wait

HUSKER DU – Could You Be The One

GO-GO’S – Head Over Heals

BEACH SLANG – Bad Art & Weirdo Ideas

THE WAITRESSES – Christmas Wrapping

Wes Anderson’s AMEX Commercial:

THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.