THE TOKIN' ASIAN

Matt gets so high it takes 2.5 hours to record 1 hour. Some would call that really good weed. Dave calls it an editing challenge. This episode’s topics include entertainment description for the blind, listening to podcast episodes out of order, #3 (slurry), paste or gravy, Matt’s clean slate, homemade monk hash candy, Viagra candy canes, the difference between yellow and gold, the Bloop, the disappointment that comes from the inherent false advertising contained in the title Moby Dick, Dude Wipes, Full Frontal Asian, Matt as a character in Dave’s own personal Groundhog Day, Bobby Jimmy and the Critters, shower relief, brown panthers, verbal mime, and what is a Clam Hand?

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Bobby Jimmy and the Critters

THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

Matt and Dave return to bring the world a second installment of what may someday be described as “an intense and nuanced study of the intricacies of race relations, cannabis consumption, and toilet talk.” Matt airs his deep concern that children may be allowed to listen to the podcast and be irreparably damaged before he and Dave dive into a series of important topics including masturbating gorilla toys, questionable bathroom soap, terribly annoying common phrases, the Alabama protein shake, Ally Sheedy’s dandruff, cutting, cadres of nuns, sick children vs diarrhea as an excuse to miss work, the ethnicity of Muppets (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew in particular), advice for dating 18 year olds, republicans, Joan Jett’s shoes, girls with eye patches, failed weed legalization measures, the other Splinter, various slurs for white people straight from the official database, webelos, weeble wobbles, faking disabilities to avoid conversations, a surprise revelation about Flashdance, and a very special poem.

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THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.

Matt introduces himself to the podcast listening world as the host of this new show, and introduces board op Dave as his assistant and show facilitator. The format of the show is explained, and Matt makes various attempts at writing a new theme song for Dave’s other podcast I’VE KNOWN YOU TOO LONG, all while discussing topics including legal weed, Wang Chung, Long Duk Dong, 70s TV, trying to help by giving questionable advice, Mad magazine fold-ins and hidden penis art, PaRappa the Rapper, a certain type of citrus fruit party, names of other things you definitely should not search on the internet, something about horses, firecracker necklaces, late-night crossbow stunts, jaywalking shenanigans, Matt’s stripper name, a unique new type of one man band, incorrect census numbers, weak slander for caucasians, and probably some other things.

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THE TOKIN’ ASIAN is a bi-weekly check in and chat with Matt, a man who fits the description of the title both literally and figuratively. As a Japanese American artist, musician, filmmaker, and working professional, Matt has navigated the sometimes choppy waters of racial, sexual, and interpersonal relationships and come away with a unique life experience that he wants to share with you. Plus he likes to smoke a lot of weed and make up dirty songs. Life is balance. Let Matt help bring some to yours.