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- Congressional Democrats Threaten To All Wear Same Color If Trump Loses Election And Refuses To Leave Office
What if Trump loses but refuses to accept the election results? That’s the question on the minds of Democrats today, who say they’d be willing to go so far as coordinating a day where they all wear the same pin in order to hold the president accountable.
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8 min - New Evidence Calls Into Question William Shakespeare’s Authorship Of ‘The Usual Suspects’
It’s long been considered a cornerstone of Shakespeare’s work, but mounting historical evidence says he may not have actually been responsible for the 1995 neo-noir mystery film.
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8 min - As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, Snakes Still Slithering Around Out There
Covid-19. Police brutality. The 2020 presidential election. And on top of all that, snakes. Hear why sometimes it feels like Americans just can’t catch a break.
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8 min - TikTok Apologizes After Inadvertently Giving Platform To Thousands Of Theater Kids
The popular social media app is in hot water after some dangerously sincere videos. Hear how the company is backtracking today after having their platform flooded with millions of videos featuring insufferable high school drama club students.
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8 min - Trump, Biden Campaigns Unveil Bold New Mouth Sounds
We have the latest on the coughs, hisses, hard swallows, lip smacks, and phlegmy throat clearings at the forefront of each campaign.
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8 min - Severely Injured Woman Heroically Fights Off Paramedics Trying To Force Her Into Medical Debt
Hear how this woman was able to fend off her would-be assailants, and what you should watch out for if you hear sirens headed your way.
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8 min - NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun
The scientific community is calling the monumental mission a crucial step forward toward better understanding how species react to being deposited into the sun’s 27 million-degree plasma core.
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9 min - Defensive Chicago Police Officer Perfectly Capable Of Disappearing Protestors Without Help From Homeland Security
OPR has the latest in this ongoing “turf war” between the Chicago Police Department and Homeland Security. Can the two sides find a way to brutalize citizens together?
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9 min - Financial Experts Recommend Americans Set Aside Giant Mesmerizing Pearl To Rub Obsessively In Retirement
Hear more about the benefits of investing in an awe-inspiring pearl to tenderly caress while whispering, “Yes, my sweet,” to it every night.
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8 min - Nation Informs Body-Positive Advertisers It Ready To Go Back To Staring At Unattainably Attractive People
The American people held a press conference today to announce that, while they appreciate the strides brands have made toward inclusivity over the years, they kind of got it already, okay?
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About The Topical
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The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely…
scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.
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