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- New Disarmament Treaty Calls For World Powers To All Fire Their Nuclear Stockpiles At Fiji
The world is a safer place today. Hear what went into the unprecedented, unilateral agreement to obliterate the 7,000-square-mile island.
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8 min - Huge Quantities Of Primo Shit Incinerated By Feds
Hear what led DEA agents to seize and destroy more than 16,000 pounds of the dank sticky-icky.
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9 min - Study Finds More Americans Waiting To Start Secret Second Families Until Later In Life
Hear why an increasing number of people around the country are now waiting until their late 40s, even 50s, to jump into an additional secret marriage.
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8 min - Sephora Awarded NASA Contract To Give Moon Fresh, Fun Makeover
Hear how NASA’s latest partnership with the private sector could help the moon look 10 years younger with a natural, age-defying skin regimen.
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10 min - Heavenly Authorities Arrest God For Leaving Children In Overheating Planet
Find out if Lord, God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, will face any prison time for this reckless act.
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8 min - Robots Inform Artificial Intelligence Researchers That They’ll Take It From Here
The A.I. research team at MIT is hailing it as a breakthrough in their field that will finally allow them to kick back and relax a little bit. We have the latest on what the now-sentient robotic life forms have planned next.
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9 min - BREAKING: Total Hunk On Roof Deck Outside Our Window
And he’s not wearing a shirt. Oh, yeah.
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8 min - Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting Pair Of Bengal Tigers To 69 In Captivity
Hear why zoologists are calling the big cat’s act of mutual oral sex a major breakthrough in the field of animal behavior.
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8 min - Study Confirms It Very Easy To Be Good Parent
Hear why, according to a new Duke University study, being a decent parent is actually incredibly easy —and if you find it to be at all difficult, you’re probably doing it wrong.
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8 min - Study: Job Applicants With 4-Year College Degree Just As Successful As Those Who Lie About Having 4-Year College Degree
Hear how those who fabricated a bachelor’s degree also tended to have better test scores, less student debt, and an additional graduate degree from a prestigious Ivy League school.
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About The Topical
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The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely…
scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.
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