The Topical

By The Onion

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scrat... more

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

The Topical episodes:

October 12, 2020 New Paternity Leave Policy Would Allow Fathers To Take Off Work If They Need To Appear On ‘Maury’
The progressive new policy grants potential fathers eight days to fly out to a taping of the popular daytime talk show so they can determine if they are off the hook for the next 18 years or if their old side piece is trying to trap them out of revenge.
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9min
October 09, 2020 Report: Kangaroo At Petting Zoo Can’t Be Good
Oh yeah, that’s definitely not good. We have the latest on this marsupial that could only have been acquired through some particularly sketchy means.
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7min
October 08, 2020 DNC Concerned Warm, Cozy Beds On Brisk November Morning Could Keep Voters From Going To Polls On Election Day
Hear how Democratic officials are looking to lure snuggled voters out of their beds and to the polls this fall.
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9min
October 07, 2020 Piece Of Shit From Nearby Town Marries Bitch From High School
Like, for real. We have the latest on how these two dumbasses reconnected, and you’re not going to believe it.
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9min
October 06, 2020 NASA Discovers Evidence That Life Could Exist Outside America
Could there be potential lifeforms lurking in the mysterious void that lies beyond the U.S.? We have the latest on this monumental discovery.
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9min
October 05, 2020 Small Town Ravished By Alejandro
We have the latest on the hot-blooded heartthrob that made landfall two days ago, sweeping hundreds of men and women off their feet.
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9min
October 02, 2020 Study: Pitbull Owners 10 Times More Likely To Bite Pedestrians Than Owners Of Other Dog Breeds
New data today is backing up claims that pitbull owners, on average, tend to be more aggressive and territorial than owners of German shepherds or rottweilers.
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9min
October 01, 2020 Local Residents Express Concern Over Homeless Shelter Being Built On Their Planet
Hear why citizens across the globe are displeased with a local nonprofit’s plan to build a new homeless shelter in such close proximity to the planet’s many schools, homes, and parks.
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8min
September 30, 2020 Congress Aids Those Struggling With Depression By Implementing New National Suicide-Prevention Conga Line
Hear why placing your hands on another person’s hips and swaying rhythmically, even for just a few beats of the drum, can be greatly beneficial for one’s mental health.
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5min
September 29, 2020 White House Vows To Have Something To Stick Into Your Arm By October
Initial timelines have estimated a Covid vaccine could be available by early 2021, but according to the White House, we may have something even sooner. Hear why the Trump administration believes they will have some kind of sharp thing to puncture your skin and inject you with before the election.
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9min

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

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