The Topical

By The Onion

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scrat... more

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

The Topical episodes:

October 26, 2020 Frustrated Political Scientist Patton Oswalt Attempts To Explain Gerrymandering Without Help Of Visual Aids
OPR election expert Patton Oswalt attempts to explain the controversial practice, but this time on a podcast. Will he be able to show voters how gerrymandering affects their ballot without using any of his usual charts or maps?

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11min
October 23, 2020 Health Experts Determine College Social Distancing Guidelines Still No Match For The Jasonator
Hear why even the strictest protocols may not be enough to prevent the spread of The J-Dog with a case full of brewskis.

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8min
October 22, 2020 Conservatives Hopeful SCOTUS Majority Will Bring Days Of On-Demand Cervical Cancer Detection To An End
Hear why many Christian pro-life groups are celebrating what they believe could be the judicial power needed to stop pap smears and HPV tests for good.

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9min
October 21, 2020 High Crime Rate Leading More Inmates To Consider Moving Out Of Prison
Hear where the nation’s incarcerated plan to flee in order to start a safer, quieter life.

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8min
October 20, 2020 Report: Friends Don’t Really Think Of You As Part Of Group
Hear why the people you thought you were closest with actually don’t feel similarly at all.

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9min
October 19, 2020 CDC Reclassifies Majority Of Covid-19 Deaths To Being Personally Murdered By Barack Obama
Hear why top health officials now believe most of the 200,000 fatalities in the U.S. can be attributed to violent underlying conditions brought on by our nation’s 44th president.

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9min
October 16, 2020 L’Oréal Introduces New Smudge-Proof Lipstick Able To Withstand Getting Hit By Bus
L’Oréal’s new FaceSmash collection guarantees not to blotch or smear even after you’ve been pancaked by a 20-ton bus hauling ass down the highway. But is it too good to be true?

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8min
October 15, 2020 Scientists Discover Dangerous Link Between Book Learnin’, Back Talk
Hear why increased exposure to highfalutin books in fancy-type settings could cause you to get a little too big for your own britches.

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8min
October 14, 2020 Finland Ended Homelessness: Why Trying To Show Us Up Like That Comes Off As Insecure
Because, like, we could totally end it tomorrow if we also wanted to be a bunch of tryhard suck-ups like Finland.

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9min
October 13, 2020 Report: Amtrak Loses $100 Million Annually To Route Interruptions Caused By Mustachioed Villains Tying Kidnapped Damsels To Railroad Tracks
Find out how often your local route is disrupted by train conductors unwittingly barreling over screaming lassies as they wave their dainty handkerchiefs in the air for help.

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9min

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

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