When Megatron unleashes his newly created cyber-raptors upon the stupid humans, Blackarachnia and Cheetor are ordered to return two stupid human children to their family.

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Optimus sends Silverbolt and Rattrap on a mission to retrieve Sentinel from the remains of their spaceship. Unfortunately, Rampage plans to interfere. Unfortulatelyier, so does Megatron.

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A Maximal named Depthcharge, on the trail of Protoform X, ends up on Earth. His bad blood with Super Thing, and the other Maximals, soon becomes apparent.

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After Blackarachnia betrays Megatron, and stabilizes Optimus Prime, Rhinox is able to repair Prime's body... but only if Optimus Primal is able to carry Prime's spark inside himself.

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If you were upset that our previous Bumblebee review wasn't long enough, this episode is for you. If you thought our previous Bumblebee episode was too long... we have some bad news.

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Paul and John review all the best parts of 2018's Bumblebee.

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Season two of Beast Wars was short, so this episode is short.

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Generation One shoves its massive dong in the face of Beast Wars when Blackarachnia locates The Ark. With Megatron hot on her tail, and the Maximals right behind him, it's a race to change the course of history.

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When Ravage reveals he's in league with ██████████, Megatron convinces him to ██████████ by showing him a video of ████████ on the ███████████.

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The Maximals believe rescue is imminent, unaware the Predacon Alliance has sent their best Assassin to find Megatron in the past. Silverbolt continues to be Blackarachnia's chump.

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