The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

Megatron has one last plan up his sleeve... except it's not his plan. It's Tarantulas' plan and it might not exist but, if it does, you can be sure Megatron will claim credit for it. Also, more stupid humans!

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The Vok decide to be relevant again! This time they send the combined sparks of Tigertron and Airazor in a new transformer ordered to destroy both the Predacons and the Maximals.

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Megatron gains control over Optimal Optimus and captures most of the Maximals. Will Blackarachnia be able to save her fuckbuddy and his friends?

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Blackarachnia reluctantly agrees to let Rhinox remove her Predacon shell program. Assuming this means the Arc's access codes are up for grabs, Megatron launches an all-out assault on the Maximal HQ.

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When Cheetor violates the Prime Directive by educating human children, Megatron kidnaps one of them so she can help construct a new weapon that will destroy the Maximals once and for all! Yes...

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Blackarachnia believes the Maximals want to risk destroying her to remove her Predacon programming, so she runs away only to become prey for an irate Dinobot 2.

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     In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village that looked across the river and the plain to the mountains. In the bed of the river there were pebbles and boulders, dry and white in the sun, and the water was clear and swiftly moving and blue in the channels. Troops went by the house and down the road and the dust they raised powdered the leaves of the trees. The trunks of the trees too were dusty and leaves fell early that year and we saw the troops marching along the road and the dust rising and leaves, stirred by the breeze, falling and the soldiers marching and afterward the road bare and white except for the leaves.

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When Cheetor gets caught in the machine Megatron has built to create a new Dinobot, he's presumed dead by a callous Depthcharge and a wallowing Optimal Optimus. Also, there's a completely unrelated cat monster.

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When Megatron unleashes his newly created cyber-raptors upon the stupid humans, Blackarachnia and Cheetor are ordered to return two stupid human children to their family.

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Optimus sends Silverbolt and Rattrap on a mission to retrieve Sentinel from the remains of their spaceship. Unfortunately, Rampage plans to interfere. Unfortulatelyier, so does Megatron.

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