Returning Guest Craig Fergola joins the podcast to lead us through the world of Stephen Kings The Dark Tower.

Join Clay, Melissa and special guest Austin-based comedian Jimmy Clifford as they ramble about Sandman Vol. 4 and 5 for another meandering episode of the Turtle Reads Pod.

Join Clay and Melissa as they wander around the plot to Neil Gaimen's Sandman Vol. 1 of the Sandman series, with plenty of ADD-infused tangents derailing the conversation along the way.

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Nail Gamen and Terry Pratchett's Good Omen's with plenty of distractions and tangential adventures along the way.

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K. Leguinne and Skankfest Hijinks

Clay and Melissa meander through Neil Gamon's American Gods with a plethora of cringe and/or funny pit stops along the way.

Clay and Melissa ramble through Micheal Ende's Neverending Story with plenty of pit stops about food, drugs and whatever offensive thought that can possibly come out of a couple of people with ADD's heads.

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot of Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men, the 30th novel of the Discworld series.

Clay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's 23rd installment of the Discworld series, "Carpe Jugulum." With lengthy pit stop at the most hellish place on planet earth: The HR Department.

Clay and Melissa meader through Terry Pratchett's "Maskerade," from the Discworld saga, plus drugs, sensory deprivation tanks, chiropractic scams, and more.