The Turtle Reads

Melissa and Clay meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Lords and Ladies.

Clay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's Discworld novel, Witches Abroad

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's third Discworld novel, Equal Rites, with plenty of tangents into pedos, whores, hoes, tricks, marks, johns and what we had for breakfast to boot.

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Raising Steam, with plenty of rants about politicians and bureaucrats to go around.

Melissa and Clay are joined by Austin comedian Craig Fergola to blast through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Holy Wood of the Discworld universe, and meander through hot topics like DIY movie making, the best cuisines for when you're under the influence, and Clay's high school book of poetry.

Clay and Melissa blast off into the plot for Terry Pratchett's Color of Magic, Book 1 of the Discworld series. Plenty of fart jokes and existential conversation along the way.

Clay and Melissa ramble on about accents, Chinese crack cocaine, and plow through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Light Fantastic like a couple of champs

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Sourcery, avant garde theater and of course delicious food

Melissa and Clay meander through the plot to Thief of Time, making the obligatory pit stops to talk about bibles, puns and African villages

Clay and Melissa discuss Small Gods, Hippos, Alligators, and dive into the basics of the gods, religions, and geography behind the worldbuilding of Terry Pratchett's Discworld.