The Two Bobs episode 106 for Monday, July 22, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Kingdom of Tonga from Perrin. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29952/109929/

* Robert enjoyed a Minute Man IPA from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com/beer/minute-man-new-england-style-ipa/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll time travel to the moment before you were conceived and punch your dad in the dick.

* 25 ways you should definitely try to get out of a speeding ticket. Sucking dick isn’t one of them so you’re going to have to switch things up. https://list25.com/25-hilarious-ways-to-get-out-of-a-speeding-ticket-that-you-shouldnt-use/

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make even far-fetched fake news stories like the moon landing seem possible.

* This guy was trying to convince his neighbors that he had a time machine and was from the future. https://fox43.com/2019/07/11/conestoga-man-facing-dui-charges-after-attempting-to-convince-neighbors-he-had-time-machine-was-from-the-future/

* A man riding in his birthday suit tells the cops that he was hot so he took his clothes off. He was in Germany though so they didn’t question him. The Germans are fucked up like that. https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/26/naked-man-riding-scooter-heatwave-tells-german-police-hot-10077649/

* Dumbass identity thief (that’s a thing, right?) is caught when he tries to make a purchase while wearing a name tag with his real name on it. Guys like this need to pull their lower lips over their heads and swallow. https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/452655-identify-theft-suspect-nabbed-after-using-stolen-credit-cards

* The City of Palm Beach is playing Baby Shark on repeat to fend off homeless people. Apparently their original plan of using real sharks fell through. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-palm-beach-playing-baby-shark-on-loop-to-drive-homeless-people-away/

* Is it possible to drink 33 beers in one evening and live to tell about it? Apparently it is. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/17/possible-drink-33-beers-evening/1706769001/

* A man sues a Kentucky hospital after they accidentally perform a C-section on him. https://worldnewsdailyreport.

The Two Bobs episode 105 for Monday, July 15, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Mas Agave from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/mas-agave/

* Robert enjoyed a Lupa Luau IPA from Dogfish Head. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/lupu-luau-ipa

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hide a radioactive rattlesnake in your car.

* BK has tacos. Something tells us they’ll taste nasty any earlier than 2AM after a heavy night of binge drinking. https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/burger-king-crispy-taco-review

* There’s a new Game of Thrones beer. You should drink it. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/game-of-thrones-beer-ommegang-final-2019

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will have you laughing and terrified at the same time.

* Criminal hiding from police farts and gives up his position. https://www.kshb.com/news/local-news/untimely-flatulence-leads-to-arrest-of-northland-criminal-hiding-from-law-enforcement

* Why strap your kiddie pool down to your car roof when you can throw your kids up there and have them hold on for their lives? https://patch.com/illinois/across-il/mom-drove-kids-inflatable-pool-roof-car-cops

* Two people were arrested for transporting a rattlesnake...and uranium. Okay, it was mostly the uranium. https://boingboing.net/2019/07/11/two-people-arrested-in-stolen.html

* Not only is beer delicious, it makes an excellent car seat. http://www.fox5atlanta.com/web/waga/news/most-popular/man-charged-for-allegedly-trying-to-use-case-of-beer-as-booster-seat-for-toddler

* A man is charged for sending a hit request to a prison inmate on a post card. Nothing is private anymore! https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-inmate-accused-of-sending-hit-request-by-postcard/67-e443fba6-dc29-4044-9e20-e0156e6b7f3e

* Be careful where you put your dick, especially if you’re into banging prehistoric creatures. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/museum-employee-contracts-150-million-year-old-std-after-sex-with-stegosaurus-egg/

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The Two Bobs episode 104 for Monday, July 1, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Dragon’s Milk White from New Holland. https://www.dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-white

* Robert enjoyed a Hazy Little Thing from Sierra Nevada. https://sierranevada.com/beer/hazy-little-thing-ipa/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll send our attack squirrel after you.

* We got an awesome review from listener Kaden2013. Thank you! We appreciate every review, as long as it’s positive.

* We’ve all seen crazy Amazon reviews. These are some of the best. https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-amazon-reviews/nathandavidson

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make your vagina tingle. You’re welcome!

* What the best way to keep your pet squirrel aggressive? Feed it meth. https://www.abc12.com/content/news/511462962.html

* A lady named Marijuana Pepsi just got her doctorate. https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/columnists/jim-stingl/2019/06/18/stingl-her-name-marijuana-pepsi-and-she-just-got-her-doctorate/1477709001/

* The price of vodka and pepperoni pizza? For this idiot it was a night in jail. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/06/26/price-pepperoni-pizza-and-vodka-trip-jail/1475574001/

* Florida man bought a foot-wide strip of land for $9,100. https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-south-florida-villa-government-auction-land

* Grown ass man tried to poison his parents for disconnecting the WiFi. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/gaming-addict-tried-poison-parents-16530699

* A mermaid enthusiast is harpooned to death in the Philippines. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/philippines-mermaid-enthusiast-accidentally-harpooned-to-death-by-local-fishermen/

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The Two Bobs episode 103 for Monday, June 10, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Orange Chocolate from New Holland. https://newhollandbrew.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-orange-chocolate/

* Robert enjoyed a Dayglow IPA from Elysian. https://www.elysianbrewing.com/beer/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll send a hooker to your house and call the cops.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make that time you snorted blow at church seem as innocent as helping an old lady cross the street.

* A woman is accused of attacking a Burger King manager for not giving her free fries. She wasn’t loving it (Get it?) https://pix11.com/2019/05/29/woman-accused-of-attacking-burger-king-manager-for-not-giving-free-fries/

* A Sarasota man is arrested after being found completely naked in a chicken coop. https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/06/06/police-sarasota-man-behind-bars-after-being-found-naked-chicken-coop-new-york/

* Police are searching for a twerking thief in Pembroke Pines. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Police-Search-for-Alleged-Twerking-Thief-in-Pembroke-Pines-510647101.html

* A man hires a prostitute, refuses to pay her, then calls the police when she refuses to leave. https://www.yaktrinews.com/news/richland-pd-man-hires-prostitute-calls-911-when-she-refuses-to-leave-his-home/1083274698

* A man is arrested after giving the police a fake name while wearing a lanyard displaying his actual name. http://www.fox4news.com/news/man-arrested-after-giving-officers-fake-name-while-wearing-lanyard-with-his-real-name

* A woman in Finland left her husband for a German Sheppard and claims that she is now pregnant. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/finland-wife-who-left-husband-for-german-sheppard-claims-she-is-now-pregnant/

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The Two Bobs episode 102 for Monday, May 27, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Looping Owl from Right Brain. https://beerconnoisseur.com/beer/right-brain-brewery/looping-owl

* Robert enjoyed a French Toast Brown Ale from Lickinghole. https://www.lickingholecreek.com/buy-online/french-toast-brown-ale

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll sell your car to a rub and tug.

* If you’re married, or at least in a committed relationship, you can relate to these marriage tweets. If you’re single it’s probably for the best. Nobody wants you polluting the world with your DNA. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/funniest-marriage-tweets_l_5ce2ef98e4b0e69c18f00d7c

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is insane, just like that time you 69ed a midget.

* Father of the Year candidate stole his daughter’s Girl Scout cookie money to pay for an erotic massage. https://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2019/05/forest-grove-man-stole-daughters-cookie-sale-money-to-pay-for-erotic-massage-prosecutors-say.html

* This supposed woman (just look at the mugshot) shot a guy for refusing to go down on her. https://www.ktbs.com/news/crime/police-woman-demanded-oral-sex-at-gunpoint-fired-shots-at/article_0b0ed4c2-77d3-11e9-918c-4bc0fed2ee09.html

* This dipshit shot himself in the dick and then doctors found drugs up his ass while operating on him. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-drugs-anus-rectum-man-gun-shoots-self-groin-20190522-mcxzjko3rzdubhwhqvn44f3sey-story.html

* Florida woman beat her mother up over a hedgehog custody dispute. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/hedgehog-custody-dispute-284596

* A woman turns to hypnotherapy to overcome her Michael Jackson phobia. She must have spent time at Neverland Ranch as a child. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/woman-turns-to-hypnotherapy-to-cure-bizarre-michael-jackson-phobia.html

* A breakthrough medical procedure revived a man after he had been dead for three weeks. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/experimental-medical-procedure-revives-dead-man-run-over-by-18-wheeler-after-21-days/

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The Two Bobs episode 101 for Monday, May 20, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Delusion Barrel Aged Imperial Cream Stout from Greenbush. https://untappd.com/b/greenbush-brewing-company-delusion/63681

* Robert enjoyed a Jack’s Java Espresso Stout from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com/beer/jacks-java/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hit your car with a lawnmower.

* Have you heard about the new hang up scam? It’s terrible. We’re not interested in paying for a phone call unless it involves sex talk.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so crazy it makes that one chick with daddy issues that you dated in college seem like she actually had her shit together.

* This guy got busted for soliciting a horse for sex. https://patch.com/virginia/leesburg/sex-horse-sting-ensnares-man-leesburg-police

* Getting a DUI while driving a lawnmower is nearly impossible, unless you ram it into a police car. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gary-wayne-anderson-dui-lawnmower_n_5cd09fa6e4b0e4d75736e1cf

* Florida man got in trouble for practicing basketball naked. Balls don’t lie! http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/basketball/nekkid-bball-guy-275938

* Is that an alligator in your yoga pants or are you just happy to see us? Nope, it’s an alligator. https://www.thedailybeast.com/florida-woman-pulls-alligator-out-of-yoga-pants-during-police-search

* A lost cat triggers a man to lose his fucking mind. https://www.ydr.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/06/lost-cat-triggers-mans-rampage-york-county-chapel-police-say/1117777001/

* Perhaps the worst criminal ever breaks into a home, washes dishes, pets the dog, and takes nothing. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-burglar-pet-dog-wash-dishes-ohio-20190508-hkjmkq26p5agrgeiobpxcwbwce-story.html

* A woman is arrested for breastfeeding her dog on a New York subway. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/blind-woman-arrested-after-breastfeeding-her-guide-dog-in-new-york-subway/

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The Two Bobs episode 100 for Monday, May 6, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* The Bobs both enjoyed a large quantity of CBS from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/cbs/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll build a garbage shed in your yard.

* We got a voicemail from our friend Tony from Take Too Podcast congratulating us on 100 episodes. Thank you! Oh, and his podcast is awesome, especially if you like movies and shit. Check it out at https://taketoopodcast.podbean.com!

* It turns out that The Bobs’ favorite pastime is helping them live longer. God bless America! https://edmontonsun.com/news/world/staring-at-womens-boobs-helps-men-live-longer-study/wcm/229a38b1-6871-4859-b535-b7a2013efea7

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you wish you had born in a simpler time, a time when Florida and turtles didn’t exist. Well it’s 2019 and you’re here so stop your bitching!

* A parrot is taken into custody after warning his owners that the police were coming for them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/parrot-taken-custody-police-brazil-trying-warn-drug-dealers-raid-n998521

* Florida man is arrested for building a garbage shed in someone else’s backyard. http://www.kplctv.com/2019/04/06/thong-wearing-florida-man-arrested-while-building-shed-with-garbage-strangers-property/

* Florida man threatens to destroy the whole town with his army of turtles. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6907239/Florida-man-61-threatens-destroy-town-army-turtles.html

* Robert’s neighbor shoots two people over an argument about whether Chevy or Ford is better. Everyone loses, Ram is better than both of them (also Rob, who writes the show notes, drives a Ram). https://wjla.com/news/nation-world/virginia-man-shoots-two-people-after-argument-over-which-is-better-brand-chevy-or-ford

* Are those ribs in your pants or are you just happy to see me? https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/01/10/florida-man-ribs-pants/

* A Missouri pig brothel is dismantled during an FBI raid. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/missouri-pig-brothel-dismantled-during-fbi-raid/

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The Two Bobs episode 99 for Monday, April 22, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Raison D’Extra from Dogfish Head. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/raison-dextra

* Robert had a Virgindia Pale Ale from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/vipa/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll toss your porn collection.

* Apparently holding in your farts can cause them to come out of your mouth. Takes the name “assface” to a whole new level! http://www.ladbible.com/news/interesting-holding-in-farts-could-make-them-come-out-of-your-mouth-20190409

* Heinz is messing around with Mayo again. https://www.today.com/food/cadbury-creme-egg-flavored-mayo-now-unfortunately-thing-t151735

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make that night you blacked out and fucked a goat seem like appropriate behavior. #itsallrelative

* A man is caught masturbating to horses twice in 24 hours. Are you sexually attracted to horses, yay or neighhhhhhhh? https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/09/man-who-cant-stop-masturbating-over-horses-caught-twice-in-24-hours-9138438/

* We have really outdone ourselves this time. This is basically several news stories rolled into one. https://www.ky3.com/content/news/Woman-does-karate-son-gets-nude-dog-steals-cornbread-mix-from-Walmart-police-say-508512171.html

* Dumbass bought an $8 million private island and then robbed a Kmart to furnish it. https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-accused-stealing-kmart-days-buying-million-private/story?id=62263411

* Florida man took his shirt off at an Olive Garden and ate spaghetti with his bare hands. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2019/04/12/drunk-shirtless-florida-man-arrested-at-olive-garden-after-eating-spaghetti-with-his-hands/

* A Michigan man sued his parents for tossing his $86,000 porn collection. Who pays for porn in 2019? (Insert face palm) https://abcnews.go.com/US/michigan-man-sues-parents-86000-tossing-porn-collection/story?id=62385198

* A thief is hospitalized after shoving 7-eleven burritos up his ass. Spicy! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/would-be-thief-hospitalized-after-putting-hot-burritos-up-his-rectum-in-7-eleven-store

The Two Bobs episode 98 for Monday, April 8, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed an Amaretto Bourbon Barrel Aged Scotty Karate from Dark Horse. http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/bba-scotty-karate-scotch-ale

* Robert had a voluptuous finish with a Raspberry Milk Stout from Left Hand. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/raspberry-milk-stout/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll stick a chainsaw down your pants.

* We got a voicemail from a real Asian!

* Heinz just released some interesting condiment mashups. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/heinz-kranch-ketchup-ranch-hybrid

* How much is too much TP? Apparently Charmin doesn’t think there’s a limit, especially for fat, lazy Americans. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/04/02/charmin-forever-roll-toilet-paper-month/3347266002/

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will have you second guessing why certain people are allowed to procreate.

* A suspect in a previous CRAZY NEWS story has been apprehended. You’re welcome. https://www.pressherald.com/2019/03/19/maine-man-accused-of-stealing-shed-and-tools-is-arrested-in-new-hampshire/

* Is that a chainsaw in your pocket or are you just happy to see us? https://www.wfla.com/news/viral-news/man-steals-chainsaw-hides-it-in-pants-incident-caught-on-camera/1900417367

* Florida man called the cops because a prostitute he solicited for sexy time ripped him off. http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/wpb-prostitution-dispute-409716

* Two Mensa candidates are accused of taking turns shooting at each other, for fun, while wearing bullet-proof vests. https://www.wusa9.com/mobile/article/news/nation-world/2-men-accused-of-shooting-each-other-while-taking-turns-wearing-a-bulletproof-vest/67-6b7e9506-0465-4fd8-a816-e414c8134ba1

* This guy tried to hide his alcohol breath using body spray. He would have had better luck sticking his head up his own ass. https://www.wwlp.com/ap-top-news/police-man-tried-to-hide-alcohol-on-breath-with-body-spray/1877832909

* A widower is forced to show his dick to friends and police after being accused of killing his wife because his penis was too big. ...

The Two Bobs episode 97 for Monday, April 1, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Big Ass Money Stout from EVILTWIN. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24300/334569/

* Robert had a Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale from Lexington Brewing & Distilling. https://www.lexingtonbrewingco.com/products/lexington-brewing-company/kentucky-vanilla-barrel-cream-ale

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hire someone to crop dust you at work.

* If we had a dollar for every CRAZY NEWS story as wild as these we’d be able to buy a Super Nintendo and a used copy of Mario Kart...and pizza.

* A Hardee’s employee faked an armed robbery to avoid going to work. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/polk-county-man-fakes-armed-robbery-to-avoid-going-to-work/1880692077

* Other crazy shit people have done to get out of work: https://www.cracked.com/article_21532_the-6-most-impressive-things-ever-done-to-get-out-work.html

* A man (most likely an unemployed virgin) attacked his mother for refusing to dress his mannequin. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/florida-sheriff-man-attacked-mother-for-refusing-to-dress-his-mannequin

* A man appeals a dismissed court decision where a co-worker harassed him using weaponized farts.https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-farts-australia-harassment-lawsuit-20190327-ge5ibk646zbmxaqurushe2pnha-story.html

* A tooth was found growing inside of this guy’s nose after he lost his sense of smell. https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/tooth-found-growing-in-mans-nose-after-he-lost-sense-of-smell/

* A Florida woman is arrested for calling the police on her boyfriend for not being nice. https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/florida-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-on-boyfriend-for-not-being-nice-/1878368373

* A woman gives birth to her 14th child from 14 different men. Banging that has to be like throwing a hammer into an empty barn. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/detroit-woman-gives-birth-to-her-14th-child-from-14-different-fathers/

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