The Two Bobs episode 96 for Monday, March 25, 2019:  

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Imperial Stout from Epic Brewing. https://www.epicbrewing.com/the-beers/exponential-series/item/635-big-bad-baptist-imperial-stout

* Robert had a Bourbon Barrel Raspberry Stout with Vanilla Beans from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/bourbon-barrel-raspberry-stout-with-vanilla-beans-2/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll drive your shitty car into a sinkhole.

* Stupid sports exist in the world, whether from pure boredom or pure stupidity. Here are 12 of the stupidest. https://brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/12-sports-that-are-too-crazy-to-be-true-511260/

* And another one that perhaps beats the rest. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evewxm/competitive-slapping-is-the-worlds-greatest-sport 

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been known to make grown adults shit their pants and forget their own name for 87 minutes. You’ve been warned.

* Drunk bitch drove her shitwagon into a fire hydrant, creating a sinkhole that swallowed her car. Unfortunately she survived. Darwin has failed us! https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article228062674.html

* An Arby’s manager chased an employee with a knife for refusing to work overtime. Now we know where they source their beef! http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local-news/deputies-florida-arby-s-manager-chased-employee-with-knife-for-not-working-overtime

* A serial butt-grabber was charged in a string of cases. This supports Rob’s opinion that we should have a wall built around Michigan’s upper peninsula, and make Canada pay for it. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/03/15/michigan-upper-peninsula-butt-grabber/3177541002/

* A New Jersey man is captured on video trying tirelessly to bring an ATM on to a city bus. He must have left his wallet at home. https://www.silive.com/news/2019/03/for-real-video-shows-man-trying-to-board-new-jersey-bus-with-atm.html

* Not to be outdone by the butt-grabber, a Detroit man shoots himself in the foot after throwing a shoe containing a loaded revolver at a cockroach.

* Florida man snuck into a restaurant and ate Ramen Noodles. Don’t worry, he took his clothes off.

The Two Bobs episode 94 for Monday, March 11, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob feasted on a Darkstar Stout from Big Lake Brewing. http://biglakebrewing.com/beer_type/beer/

* Robert suckled the teat of a Hanalei Island IPA from Kona Brewing Co. https://konabrewingco.com/our-beers

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll Photoshop you banging a goat and post it on social media.

* Rob murdered his garage door with his truck. Oops!

* Post has some interesting (and possibly disgusting) new sweet and savory cereals.

* The Bobs bought a bunch of CRAZY NEWS this week. Don’t worry, we made Mexico pay for it. It was either that or declare a state of emergency and secure federal funding.

* We all know that the sound of Christmas music is worse than a suitcase full of cats so we can’t empathize with this guy who got his ass kicked for singing it. https://triblive.com/news/valley-news-dispatch/police-harrison-man-choked-victim-driving-car-because-he-wouldnt-stop-singing-christmas-songs/

* Drunk bitch is arrested for drinking a six pack of Stella Artois. We should also mention that she was in the Target dressing room at the time. https://www.kcra.com/article/woman-drinks-6-pack-of-beer-in-target-dressing-room-lathrop-police-say/26787330

* In a clear example of Peak Millenial, an unemployed 30-year old woman still living with her parents is arrested for throwing a house phone at her mother’s head for refusing to drive her to yoga. These are the same people that will be running the world some day. God help us. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/police-unemployed-millennial-throws-phone-at-mother-for-not-driving-her-to-yoga-class

* A drunk woman stumbles into a deli and is arrested, not because she made a scene but because she was carrying a suitcase full of cats at the time. https://patch.com/virginia/fredericksburg/drunk-woman-suitcase-full-cats-arrested-stafford-scso

* A Florida woman—and we use the term “woman” loosely—is arrested for shooting her boyfriend because he snored too loud. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-shot-boyfriend-for-snoring-too-loudly-deputies-say

* This devout Catholic went on a beer-only diet for Lent. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/11/Ohio-man-goes-on-beer-only-diet-for-Lent/2221552326331/

* Only in the great state of Alabama...A man is caught cheating on his wife with a goat. He’s baaaaaaaaaaad!

The Two Bobs episode 94 for Monday, March 11, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob drank a King in the North from Ommegang Brewery. https://www.ommegang.com/2018/08/royal-reserve-collection-king-in-the-north/

* Robert enjoyed a Lieutenant Dank from Wicked Weed. https://untappd.com/b/wicked-weed-brewing-lieutenant-dank/1319574

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll teabag your salsa.

* It turns out beer contains weed killer. No worries, we’re still committed to drinking it. https://brobible.com/culture/article/weed-killer-found-in-beer-wine/

* We have so much CRAZY NEWS this week you’ll shit your pants, not because of the news but because we’ve been spiking your coffee with laxatives.

* Got crabs? Apparently both of these fuckers do. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/two-arrested-in-brawl-over-crab-legs-at-alabama-buffet

* An airline passenger throws a temper tantrum after being denied fish. We assume he’s a Trump supporter. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/man-delays-plane-after-being-denied-fish

* A food delivery guy is accused of dipping his testicles in a customer’s salsa. Isn’t that the first ingredient in “special sauce”? https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/tennessee-man-accused-of-dipping-testicles-in-customers-salsa

* The President of the Society of Worthless Dipshits stole $30,000 in rare coins from his boss and cashed them in, at face value, to buy beer. Note: The page we referenced for this story disappeared so here’s another one: https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/did-rare-stolen-coins-end-up-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders

* A woman is arrested on a DUI for drinking a box of wine at Target. http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/stafford-woman-arrested-for-dui-after-drinking-boxed-wine-at-target-police-say

* Barry Dawson, someone we all admire greatly, got through 62 years of marriage pretending he was deaf and dumb. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-faked-being-deaf-and-dumb-for-62-years-to-avoid-listening-to-his-wife/

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The Two Bobs episode 93 for Monday, March 4, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Barrel Runner from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/barrel-runner/

* Robert enjoyed a Warrior IPA from Honor Brewing Co. http://www.honorbrewing.com/honor-warrior-ipa

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant cocaine in your pursue and call in an anonymous tip.

* Robert received a call from Apple Support. We wonder if it has anything to do with the last call he received about Microsoft going out of business.

* This week’s episode is packed with more CRAZY NEWS than Trump’s Twitter account! (That’s a lot, by the way. Our president doesn’t know how to STFU).

* A BINGO brawl at a nursing home prompts a police response. https://wgntv.com/2019/02/09/bingo-brawl-at-canadian-nursing-home-prompts-police-response/

* Florida man threatens someone with Coldplay lyrics resulting in a police standoff which it ended after their offer him pizza. #onlyinflorida https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-ends-standoff-after-police-offer-him-pizza

* Cheez-Its are so delicious some people are willing to their homes on fire. http://www.foxla.com/news/dekalb-county-man-arrested-for-arson

* A cougar attacks a restaurant employee and tries to screw him. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cougar-attack-repelled-274590

* In a freak accident, wind blows a bunch of cocaine into a woman’s purse just as she’s being pulled over by the cops. https://www.abc15.com/news/national/florida-woman-claims-wind-blew-cocaine-into-her-purse

* Another crazy bitch is caught driving under the influence of beaver asshole, or D.U.I.B.A. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/police-woman-drove-drunk-on-vanilla-extract

* This winner is hospitalized after snacking on cakes...urinal cakes. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/binge-eater-hospitalized-after-gobbling-up-more-than-30-lbs-of-urinal-deodorizers/

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The Two Bobs episode 92 for Monday, January 28, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob sucked down a Trois Pistoles from Unibroue. https://www.unibroue.com/en/our-beers/trois-pistoles/7

* Robert enjoyed a Transcendence from Commonwealth Brewing Co. https://www.commonwealthbrewingcompany.com/beers/transcendence/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll tell your grandma you got your penis stuck in a manhole cover.

* A small town police department is offering liquor to its residents. https://triblive.com/state/pennsylvania/14514149-74/pa-police-department-overwhelmed-by-response-looking-for-volunteers-to-get-drunk

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS has more penis than a Chinese dildo factory. Enjoy!

* A man wrecks his home with an axe because he thought his wife damaged his action figures. We don’t blame him. http://www.fox19.com/2019/01/22/man-wrecks-home-with-ax-after-he-thought-wife-damaged-his-action-figures/

* A Tennessee inmate claims he “doesn’t have anything” as a bag of drugs hangs from his asshole. If by “anything” he meant “dignity” than he was right. Just kidding. Loading your anal cavity up with drugs is totally respectable. https://www.fox13memphis.com/top-stories/tennessee-inmate-claims-he-doesn-t-have-anything-as-bag-of-fentanyl-hangs-from-buttocks/901882514

* Crazy bitch marries a duvet. Why does this not surprise us at this point? https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-marrying-duvet-reveals-details-13894900

* Florida man visited a Walmart and jerked off in the pillow aisle. Probably wasn’t the craziest thing to happen at a Walmart that day. https://wild955.iheart.com/featured/kelsi/content/2019-01-22-florida-man-caught-masturbating-in-the-pillow-aisle-at-walmart/

* A Colorado stabbing was the result of your typical pants exchange gone wrong. https://kdvr.com/2019/01/22/boulder-stabbing-sparked-by-unsatisfactory-pants-exchange-suspect-in-custody/

* A man is arrested for getting his dick stuck in a manhole cover near a school. Weird...We didn’t think Donald Trump could go that close to a school. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/homeless-mans-penis-snapped-in-half-during-frantic-sex-with-manhole-cover/

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The Two Bobs episode 91 for Monday, January 21, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed an El Rojo from Griffin Claw. https://griffinclawbrewingcompany.com/beer/

* Robert had a Desolation Imperial Porter from 3 Stars Brewing. http://3starsbrewing.com/desolation/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll send you to court with a backpack full of drug paraphernalia.

* Robert got a call from the Microsoft Refund Department. Apparently one of the largest tech companies in the world just went out of business and didn’t make news headlines.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so insane it makes Trump’s wall seem like a good way to spend $5 billion in taxpayer dollars....Wait....Nope, it’s still a waste of money.

* A woman shows up to court on drug charges with a backpack full of drugs. https://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/oh-stark/woman-shows-up-to-court-on-drug-charges-with-backpack-full-of-drugs

* A Mexican cop is called in to break up an orgy only to discover his wife is one of them. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6598761/Two-drunk-women-brawl-orgy-one-got-attention-fellow-police-cadet.html

* Now you semen, now you don’t! https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/man-treated-in-hospital-after-injecting-himself-with-own-semen

* A Florida woman married a ferris wheel. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-woman-married-ferris-wheel-like-ride-loved-decades-article-1.1516404

* A woman is banned from Walmart for riding a cart while drinking wine out of a Pringle’s container. https://www.ajc.com/news/national/woman-banned-from-walmart-after-riding-cart-while-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can-police-say/pUtXPnUokStQiaJLC0FE1O/

* A California woman sues her parents for being ugly. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/california-woman-sues-her-parents-because-she-is-ugly/

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The Two Bobs episode 90 for Monday, January 14, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Flying Buffalo Barrel Aged Raspberry and Chocolate from Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-flying-buffalo-ba-raspberry-and-chocolate-2018/2923809

* Robert had a Lunch from Maine Beer Co. https://www.mainebeercompany.com/lunch/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or Robert will lick your doorbell.

* Costco is selling 7-lb. buckets of Nutella. Rob can finally live his lifelong dream of taking a Nutella bath. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/costco-selling-7-pound-nutella-buckets

* Huge buckets of hazelnut spread aren’t the craziest things you can buy from Costco. https://www.familyhandyman.com/stuff-we-love/the-strangest-things-you-can-buy-at-costco/view-all/

* Our CRAZY NEWS this week is so crazy that it shut the government down! Oh wait...That was the gigantic douchey pumpkin that we voted into office.

* Florida man is busted for storing...uh....contraband where the sun don’t shine (i.e. in his asshole). http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/syringe-story-stinks-482093

* Cigarettes are bad for you, but not as bad as being shot with a rifle. http://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-news/florida-man-becomes-upset-over-cigarette-prices-brings-loaded-rifle-into-store-officials-say

* A man is recorded licking a stranger’s doorbell for three hours. It must have had Nutella on it. https://abc7.com/video-prowler-spends-3-hours-licking-doorbell-at-ca-home/5033951/

* A man is arrested for attacking his father with a pizza. It’s about time the authorities start arresting people who waste pizza. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pizza-domestic-battery-189402

* Alabama officials issue a warning not to eat old chicken tenders that were spilled all over the road following a highway crash. In other news, people from Alabama aren’t the brightest. https://people.com/food/alabama-officials-urge-drivers-to-not-eat-chicken-tenders-highway-crash/

* A man tries to rob a female UFC fighter and things don’t go well for him. https://pix11.com/2019/01/08/man-tries-to-rob-female-mma-fighter-it-does-not-go-well/

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The Two Bobs episode 89 for Monday, January 7, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a High West Barrel Aged Victory at Sea by Ballast Point. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/high-west-barrel-aged-victory-at-sea/

* Robert had a Gingerbread Stout by Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/gingerbread-stout/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll pelt you with bananas.

* Want to live past 90? Drink lots of beer and coffee. It also helps if you’re fat. It’s science so you can’t really dispute it, unless you’re a republican. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/study-drinking-alcohol-coffee-linked-to-living-past-90-12-26-2018

* We’re starting 2019 the right way: with a shit ton of CRAZY NEWS. All of the idiots were really busy over the holiday break so they gave us a ton of great material to work with.

* IDIOT #1 was arrested after committing a robbery with a toy gun and fleeing on a tricycle. http://www.nbc12.com/2018/12/26/florida-woman-arrested-after-committing-robbery-with-toy-gun-fleeing-tricycle/

* IDIOT #2 shoplifted and then ran directly into a police station. https://www.wcpo.com/news/crime/pd-shoplifting-suspect-made-tactical-error-ran-to-police-station

* A child (can’t really call him an idiot) called 911 after Santa gave him snow pants for Christmas. https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/boy-calls-911-after-receiving-snow-pants-as-a-gift-on-christmas-day-1.4231565

* IDIOT #3 broke into IDIOT #4’s house and then made the guy drive him home. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/derek-tarbox-burglary-drive-home_us_5c23bb3de4b0407e907f5dee

* IDIOT #5 assaulted a convenience store clerk with a banana. https://www.kcci.com/article/police-man-causes-nearly-dollar1k-in-damage-during-banana-assault/25720343

* IDIOT #6, a former NSA employee, was raided by the FBI where they found 16 million dick pics.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics/

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The Two Bobs episode 88 for Monday, December 24, 2018:

* Merry Christmas!...or happy December 25th for you non-believing asshats.

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Hazelnut Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer-type/vanilla-java-porter/

* Robert had a Shut Up White Imperial Stout from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/portfolio-items/shut/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or you're going to get a trunk full of severed dicks. Silver lining: We'll let you choose whether you want human or whale penises.

* You may not know this but rubber chickens have the voices of angels.

* Pachelbel's Chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khOfSVULtsU

* Havana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqc8lK92K7E

* The real-life consequences of Home Alone booby traps. https://nerdist.com/home-alone-booby-traps-real-life-consequences/

* We have enough CRAZY NEWS to fill Santa's sack...Not the one he keeps toys. Santa has gigantic testicles.

* This bird keeps telling Alexa to order shit from Amazon. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/parrot-amazon-alexa-order-things-owner-away

* This lady gets off on balloons more than POTUS gets off on pissing off China. http://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-woman-has-sex-with-balloons-and-gets-thrill-from-risk-of-them-popping-20181213

* Just because marijuana is being legalized everywhere doesn't mean it should be used as currency. This dumbass found out the hard way. https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/police-florida-man-tries-to-pay-for-mcdonalds-with-marijuana

* Officers discover a bag of human and/or whale dicks on a man's trunk. http://www.nbcnews6.com/florence-sc-routine-traffic-stop-ends-with-officers-discovering-bag-of-human-penises-in-mans-car/

* An Asian man gets a lung infection from sniffing his dirty socks. https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/15/man-gets-lung-infection-sniffing-socks-8250034/

* A United Airlines pilot and co-pilot are fired for having loud gay sex in-flight. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/united-airlines-pilot-and-copilot-fired-for-having-loud-sex-together-during-flight/

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The Two Bobs episode 87 for Monday, December 17, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?* Rob took down an Oakspire from New Belgium. https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/oakspire/* Robert enjoyed a Mad Elf from Tröegs.