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  • TTB297: Soup Encyclopedia

    The Two Bobs episode 297 for Monday, November 24, 2025:

    • What are The Bobs drinking?
      • Rob enjoyed an XV Anniversary Stout from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mbmzj
      • Robert nursed a Rum Barrel-Aged Pecan Pie Imperial Brown from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/NXJ7v
      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll book all the reservations to your local soup kitchen so you can’t get in.
      • Robert conducted a Thanksgiving OREOs taste test. Rob was happy he sent them to Robert instead of keeping them for himself.
      • This week’s CRAZY NEWS is resigning on January 5th.
        • A Montana man plowed into another vehicle while relieving himself into an empty Budweiser can. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/budweiser-urinal-259310
        • A cross-dressing porch pirate in Alabama was arrested. https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/mobile-county-porch-pirate-suspect-dressed-as-woman-arrested/
        • In Virginia, nine people emerged from a car like circus clowns to rob a vape shop. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/vape-shop-robbery-virginia-clown-car-b2864826.html
        • Sales of an AI-enabled teddy bear were suspended after reports it was giving advice on BDSM and where to find knives. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/tech/folotoy-kumma-ai-bear-scli-intl
        • An exclusive Washington soup kitchen offers free meals by invite only. https://theonion.com/exclusive-soup-kitchen-offers-free-meals-by-invite-only/

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            56 min
          • TTB296: Almond Molded Chicken

            The Two Bobs episode 296 for Monday, November 17, 2025:

            • What are The Bobs drinking?
              • Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Sea Creatures from 450 North. https://untp.beer/VXaVG
              • Robert nursed a Harvest from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/NmK7A
              • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll sign you up for sexy yoga.
              • We talked about football. No surprise there.
              • This week’s CRAZY NEWS ended the government shutdown, which is more than your sorry ass can say.
                • Florida Woman® took her clothes off and robbed a bagel store. https://bocanewsnow.com/2025/11/10/naked-boca-raton-woman-charged-with-burglarizing-bagel-shop/
                • A British sex yoga guru was arrested in Thailand for hosting group tantric massages. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15260227/British-sex-yoga-guru-arrested-Thai-Moon-party-Tantric-massage.html
                • A man wearing nothing but SpongeBob SquarePants underwear tackled a guy attempting to steal his car. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/dad-wearing-nothing-spongebob-squarepants-36199118
                • A man in China rescued his elderly neighbors in his underpants. We’re unclear whether they were cartoon themed. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/china-personalities/article/3331443/china-underpants-man-gains-fame-rescuing-elderly-neighbours-fire-undies
                • Aaron Rodgers is clearly taking his beliefs from TV commercials. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-clearly-now-just-taking-beliefs-from-commercials-hes-seen/

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                    45 min
                  • TTB295: Flying Duck Accident

                    The Two Bobs episode 295 for Monday, November 10, 2025:

                    • What are The Bobs drinking?
                      • Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXXL Mardi Gras from 450 North. https://untp.beer/pV8x2
                      • Robert nursed a Pecan Ale Goat Nuts from Abita. https://untp.beer/c90acad8af
                      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or you’ll be breathing out of your butt.
                      • We chatted about the World Series, Halloween, Rob’s Christmas lights and the rough week for NFC North (The two teams that count. The Bears and Vikings can fuck off).
                      • This week’s CRAZY NEWS experienced several delayed or canceled flights.
                        • We’ve heard of talking out of your ass, but how about breathing out of it? https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/10/butt-breathing-might-soon-be-a-real-medical-treatment/
                        • Florida Woman® was knocked unconscious by a duck while riding a roller coaster. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/woman-knocked-unconscious-by-duck-while-riding-roller-coaster-lawsuit-claims/KPOZ3PU4J5HH7EKVIZI2AQQG5E/
                        • A woman in Kentucky accidentally got body parts delivered instead of the medication she ordered. https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/woman-accidentally-gets-body-parts-delivered-instead-of-ordered-medication/
                        • Oreo has Thanksgiving dinner flavors. We’re intrigued and horrified. https://people.com/oreo-releases-turkey-flavored-cookies-and-other-thanksgiving-inspired-flavors-11842591
                        • The CDC has decided it would be easier just to track people who don’t have Measles. https://theonion.com/cdc-figures-it-easier-to-start-tracking-people-without-measles/
                        • Taylor Swift is second guessing her wedding plans after watching Travis print a Buffalo Wild Wings menu. https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/

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                            59 min
                          • TTB294: Tiny Toilet Cam

                            The Two Bobs episode 294 for Monday, November 3, 2025:

                            • What are The Bobs drinking?
                              • Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Electric Squirrel from 450 North. https://untp.beer/0rJ3e
                              • Robert nursed a Dia De Los Gatos from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/PwgNn
                              • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll send naked Florida Man® to your home with an axe.
                              • It’s Halloween time!
                              • The World Series is wrapping up.
                              • This week’s CRAZY NEWS doesn’t need congressional approval to attack cartels.
                                • Days after being released from jail, Florida Man® did the only reasonable thing by stripping naked and trying to break into homes with an axe. https://www.fox13news.com/news/naked-florida-man-released-from-jail-days-before-trying-break-pinellas-park-home-axe
                                • Kohler is making a toilet with a camera that analyzes your shits and reports back to you. https://www.cnet.com/health/medical/kohlers-tiny-toilet-camera-analyzes-the-contents-and-reports-back-to-you/
                                • A Florida Man® who had a “no drugs allowed on the premises” sign on his home did, indeed, have drugs on the premises. https://www.tampabay28.com/news/local-news/florida-man-with-no-drugs-allowed-on-the-premises-sign-on-home-arrested-on-drug-trafficking-charges-hcso
                                • Florida Woman® was arrested after admitting that she was the suspect on her local Sheriff department’s Facebook post about a theft. https://townflex.com/florida-woman-arrested-after-admitting-she-was-theft-suspect-in-sheriffs-facebook-post
                                • Financial advisors are recommending people throw away their unopened bills so they don’t have to pay them. https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/

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                                    51 min
                                  • TTB293: Drive-by Burgering

                                    The Two Bobs episode 293 for Monday, October 20, 2025:

                                    • What are The Bobs drinking?
                                      • Rob enjoyed a Pumpkin Patch Ale from Rogue. https://untp.beer/363e295a84
                                      • Robert had an Apple Crumble Brown Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/b0zGx
                                      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll get a drive-by cheeseburgering.
                                      • This week’s CRAZY NEWS negotiated a ceasefire between Albania Pangea. You’re welcome.
                                        • Florida Man® punched his father for kicking his hooker out of the house. https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-domestic-violence-arrest-father-assault-57215
                                        • Kim Kardashian just released a line of pubic hair thongs. https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/10/15/kim-kardashian-skims-faux-hair-thongs/86703768007/
                                        • Florida Man® was arrested for committing a drive-by cheeseburging. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cheeseburger-in-paradise-287013
                                        • A Dairy Queen blizzard helped end an armed standoff in Washington. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/blizzard/blizzard-standoff-745390
                                        • Therapists recommend treating people like shit if you’re having a bad day. https://theonion.com/therapists-recommend-treating-people-like-shit-if-you-r-1829600886/

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                                            • The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

                                            56 min
                                          • TTB292: Pubic Wigs

                                            The Two Bobs episode 292 for Monday, October 13, 2025:

                                            • What are The Bobs drinking?
                                              • Rob enjoyed a More S’mores from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/QO0eN
                                              • Robert had a Maple Warlock from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1jAVQ
                                              • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’re not getting extra sauce.
                                              • Every year, one of the Bobs usually has some sort of free iPhone drama. 2025 was Rob’s turn.
                                              • This week’s CRAZY NEWS campaigned heavily for a Nobel Peace Prize and still didn’t get picked. The whole system is rigged by the left!
                                                • A Kentucky woman caused a thousand dollars in damage after being charged for extra sauce at Little Caesars. https://trib.al/FJk7Yd3
                                                • Pubic hair wigs are the latest Russian fashion accessory craze. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/pubic-hair-wigs-are-the-newest-craze-among-trendy-russian-women.html
                                                • California residents are reporting a series of frightening squirrel attacks. https://abc7news.com/post/vicious-squirrel-sends-2-san-rafael-california-residents-er-neighbors-report-series-frightening-attacks/17851128/
                                                • A Kentucky man stabbed his brother in his nutbag with scissors. https://www.wkyt.com/2025/08/30/ky-man-allegedly-enters-brothers-home-stabs-his-testicles-with-scissors/
                                                • Travis Kelce is getting cold feet after listening to Taylor’s new album. https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-gets-cold-feet-after-listening-to-new-taylor-swift-album/

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                                                    54 min
                                                  • TTB291: Senior Centerfold

                                                    The Two Bobs episode 291 for Monday, September 22, 2025:

                                                    • What are The Bobs drinking?
                                                      • Rob enjoyed an Orange Creamsicle from Collective Arts. https://untp.beer/dQ3xK
                                                      • Robert had a Fluffer Nutter from Abita Brewing. https://untp.beer/r9xV3
                                                      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hire a hooker to have sex in your yard.
                                                      • The NFL season is underway, and the Lions beat the shit out of the Bears, who still suck.
                                                      • It’s free iPhone time!
                                                      • This week’s CRAZY NEWS was indefinitely suspended by ABC and Disney.
                                                        • A mother in Detroit caught a man and a hooker having sex in her yard. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/detroit-mother-catches-couple-middle-sex-act-her-yard
                                                        • Florida Man® got into a crash and yeeted his kids over a fence to get away. https://cbs12.com/news/local/reckless-evasion-turns-dangerous-after-florida-man-crashes-hurls-kids-over-fence-lee-county-sheriffs-office-san-carlos-boulevard-lcso-fort-myers-september-16-2025
                                                        • Florida Woman® got drunk and tried to order a Baconator at the Popeye’s drive through. https://thenerdstash.com/drunk-florida-woman-tries-ordering-baconator-at-popeyes-and-is-arrested-not-the-baconator-she-wanted-though
                                                        • Senior citizens in Michigan posed for a risqué calendar. https://www.13abc.com/2025/09/11/monroe-senior-citizens-pose-risqu-real-life-calendar-girls/
                                                        • Our nation is grateful to the GOP for protecting us from television. https://theonion.com/nation-grateful-to-gop-for-protecting-it-from-tv/

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                                                            43 min
                                                          • TTB290: Unconscious Donation

                                                            The Two Bobs episode 290 for Monday, September 8, 2025:

                                                            • What are The Bobs drinking?
                                                              • Rob enjoyed a Q.O.R.I.S. the Quasher from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/wg3eE
                                                              • Robert had a Bananas Foster Stout from Abita. https://untp.beer/GwJ4b
                                                              • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put ice in your beer.
                                                              • The NFL season is upon us, and Week 1 has the Lions (Rob’s team) facing off against the Packers (Robert’s team). One of them will be in a better mood than the other when this episode lands.
                                                              • This week’s CRAZY NEWS has removed all vaccine mandates for the people of Tanzania. Hope y’all like polio.
                                                                • A woman in China demanded her monthly rent be cut after window cleaners witnessed her sleeping naked. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3323174/china-wife-suffers-depression-after-window-cleaners-see-her-sleeping-naked-demands-rent-cut
                                                                • A woman in New Mexico was big mad after waking up from a coma moments before organ donation surgery. https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-woman-wakes-up-from-coma-moments-before-organ-donation-surgery-9033966
                                                                • A woman in Iowa with .351 blood alcohol content asked gas station customers to blow into her interlock device for her. https://www.fox19.com/2025/08/26/woman-with-351-blood-alcohol-content-asked-gas-station-customers-blow-into-her-interlock-device-police-say/
                                                                • Gen Z is putting ice in their beers and it needs to stop. https://nypost.com/2025/08/28/lifestyle/gen-z-divides-online-viewers-over-controversial-beer-trend/
                                                                • Denny’s announces free pancakes for customers who take their fights outside. https://theonion.com/dennys-announces-free-pancakes-for-customers-who-take-fight-outside/

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                                                                    • The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

                                                                    59 min
                                                                  • TTB289: Hidden Knife Trick

                                                                    The Two Bobs episode 289 for Monday, August 25, 2025:

                                                                    • What are The Bobs drinking?
                                                                      • Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist from Epic. https://untp.beer/OV4Nd
                                                                      • Robert had a Horchata Yeti Imperial Stout from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/b7L3e
                                                                      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll waste all your water to making tea.
                                                                      • This week’s CRAZY NEWS will grant US citizenship to anyone with $5 million to piss away.
                                                                        • Florida Woman® struck a goofy pose in your DUI mugshot to match the one from her first DUI mugshot. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-once-again-strikes-goofy-pose-in-mugshot-for-2nd-dui-arrest-sheriff/3679059/
                                                                        • I man from Tanzania was shocked to learn he had been living with a knife buried in his chest for eight years. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shock-man-discovers-hes-been-35728148
                                                                        • A Tennessee man shot his wife, then stopped for beer on their way to the hospital. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/tennessee-man-shoots-wife-stops-beer-hospital
                                                                        • A London man ended up with a broken arm due to the massive size of his penis. https://www.mylondon.news/news/local-news/man-left-broken-arm-because-32255557
                                                                        • A report found that humans waste billions of gallons of water each year making tea. https://theonion.com/report-finds-humans-waste-74-billion-gallons-of-water-each-year-making-tea/

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                                                                            49 min
                                                                          • TTB288: Nickelback Distress Call

                                                                            The Two Bobs episode 288 for Monday, August 11, 2025:

                                                                            • What are The Bobs drinking?
                                                                              • Rob enjoyed an Evolutions of B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher Caramel Macchiato from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/74WQ2
                                                                              • Robert had a Fluffy from Night Shift. https://untp.beer/a246d09376
                                                                              • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a bat in your mouth.
                                                                              • This week’s CRAZY NEWS appointed Pee-wee Herman as the next Fed Chair.
                                                                                • A Massachusetts woman got a bat stuck in her mouth and ended up with crippling medical bills. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/
                                                                                • This guy in Nebraska was caught in a public restroom with meth and exposed genitals. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/
                                                                                • A Vancouver camper wasn’t screaming for help, just singing Nickelback. https://vancouversun.com/news/bc-camper-yelling-woods-singing-nickelback
                                                                                • A zoo in Denmark is asking people to donate their pets to use as animal food. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2025/aug/04/denmark-zoo-asks-people-to-donate-their-small-pets/
                                                                                • A recent study suggests that shovel-related violence is refreshingly low. https://theonion.com/study-finds-refreshingly-low-amount-of-shovel-violence/

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                                                                                    • The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

                                                                                    1 hr 1 min

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