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August 04, 2025 TTB287: Peek-a-Womb
The Two Bobs episode 287 for Monday, August 4, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Salted Maple from Epic. https://untp.beer/vgm4e
Robert nursed a Chonky Double IPA from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3MPL5
Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have Google photograph you in the nude for street view.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is building a 90,000 square-foot ballroom in Pinellas County, Florida.
Florida Woman® attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding and hitting a chicken. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepper
Florida Woman® tried to smuggle turtles though a TSA checkpoint in her bra. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2025/07/25/bra-turtles-tsa/85381117007/
A naked man in Argentina won a lawsuit against Google for photographing him in naked in his yard. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-naked-google-street-view-camera-awarded-12500-argentina/
A naked Chicago man went boat hopping and started fights. https://q985online.com/naked-man-chicago-river/
Clearblue introduced a new mirror for checking if there’s a baby up there. https://theonion.com/clearblue-introduces-new-handheld-mirror-for-checking-if-baby-up-there/
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53 min
July 14, 2025TTB286: Stolen Conch Train
The Two Bobs episode 286 for Monday, July 14, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob struggled with a Chocolate Limoncello Darkness from Surly. https://untp.beer/8XQmj
Robert nursed a Pocahoptas from Center of the Universe.https://untp.beer/5JXz
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is starting its own political party.
A truck in Pennsylvania covered a highway in mozzarella cheese. https://wjactv.com/news/local/cleanup-underway-after-mozzarella-cheese-spill-closes-part-of-i-80-in-centre-county#
Florida Man® celebrated his birthday by doing meth before stealing a conch train and picking up riders. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/07/07/florida-keys-man-marks-birthday-by-doing-meth-stealing-conch-train-and-picking-up-riders-cops-say/
Do you like to bowl in the nude? We have great news for you! https://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/07/want-to-bowl-in-the-nude-in-pennsylvania-theres-an-event-coming-up-just-for-you.html?outputType=amp
Wisconsin police found drugs and guns in a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/wisconsin-officers-find-drugs-guns-in-bag-labeled-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs/
A study showed that 97% of Americans spend the majority of their day retrieving six-digit codes. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/
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1 hr 6 min
June 30, 2025TTB285: The Search for Loony Toon
The Two Bobs episode 285 for Monday, Jun 30, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Cherry Bliss from Epic Brewing. https://untp.beer/rDAjX
Robert downed a Zippy Chance Double IPA from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/ABGmv
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July 4th is coming so we won’t have a new episode the following week. You’ll survive.
The subjects of this week’s CRAZY NEWS have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Do you understand that?
A police officer in the UK is facing termination for farting in a female officer’s face after she wouldn’t pull his finger. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cop-faces-sack-farting-female-35443113
A naked (naturally), mud-covered Florida Man® was arrested after vandalizing a van. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/naked-mud-covered-florida-man-arrested-after-vandalizing-van-osteen-deputies-say
Florida Woman® told police “This is fun!” after she attacked a man, tried to bite him, then fled the scene and crashed into a deputy’s squad car. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-attacks-man-tries-bite-him-flees-crashes-deputys-car-this-is-fun
A man named Loony Toon is wanted by authorities after escaping police and firing multiple shots. https://katu.com/news/local/police-hunt-for-shooting-suspect-locks-down-eastmoreland-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-milwaukie-portland-multnomah-county-oregon-bybee-tacoma-street-26th-place
Teachers in Baltimore are now required to provide their own salaries. It’s about time educators start giving back to the community. https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/
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1 hr 2 min
June 23, 2025TTB284: Cowboy Cody & The Raccoons
The Two Bobs episode 284 for Monday, Jun 23, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Affogato World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/QXq8N
Robert nursed a Cherry Pie Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/8jmJ2
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Our Father’s Days were lit!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like a military parade thrown in its honor.
A New York man broke into a retired prison and accidentally locked himself in a jail cell. https://wnyt.com/capital-region-news/washington-county-man-trespassed-former-correctional-facility-got-trapped-inside-one-of-the-cells/
A mule-riding Kentucky man released a raccoon in a bar after being turned away. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow
A buzzing cicada caused a woman in Ohio to flip her car. https://nypost.com/2025/06/14/us-news/buzzing-cicada-causes-panicked-ohio-driver-to-lose-control-and-flip-car-keep-the-windows-up/
Sydney Sweeney’s sold-out bathwater soap is being scalped at ridiculous markups. https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/sydney-sweeney-bathwater-soap-scalpers-selling-sold-out-product-3212199/
A recent poll found that most Americans would swap democracy for a $100 Best Buy gift card. https://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-americans-would-swap-democracy-for-100-1847682668/
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1 hr 17 min
June 09, 2025TTB283: Ploo Floats
The Two Bobs episode 283 for Monday, June 9, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q
Robert nursed a Grand Cacao Milk Trout from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/WnXM1
Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll defile your pool floats.
The recent Marlins game drew a staggering crowd of 138, marking the lowest attendance in MLB history. https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo
This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a rough week after its relationship with Elon Musk imploded.
Florida Man® pled guilty after stealing dozens of pool floats for sexual gratification. https://www.outkick.com/culture/florida-man-pleads-guilty-stealing-pool-floats-sexual-gratification
After banging pool floats, Florida Man® used a car wash as a porta potty. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-caught-using-ormond-beach-car-wash-porta-potty/
After shitting in the car wash, Florida Man® was arrested for selling crack while wearing a Coke T-shirt. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-wearing-coke-t-shirt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police
A man in Japan was arrested for trying to steal women’s underwear from a laundromat before police found 450 items in his home. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-trying-to-steal-women%E2%80%99s-underwear-from-laundromat-450-items-found-at-his-home
Apple announced a 7,083-piece DIY iPhone kit to combat tariffs. https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/
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54 min
June 02, 2025TTB282: A Prime Surprise
The Two Bobs episode 282 for Monday, Jun 2, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Churro Grande from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/52e685eed0
Robert nursed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q
Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or your Amazon driver will poop on your porch.
We chatted for a bit about baseball and the Packers hosting the Lions in Week 1 this fall.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS tried to block the tariffs but, as always, the administration ignored its request.
This woman married an AI robot and claims the sex is great. https://nypost.com/2025/05/12/lifestyle/woman-married-to-an-ai-robot/
A Nebraska man is facing two felony charges after attacking his neighbor and a 7-year-old with a lightsaber. https://www.ketv.com/article/nebraska-man-aidan-white-facing-two-felonies-for-allegedly-attacking-neighbor-7-year-old-with-lightsaber/64705501
An Amazon driver in Los Angeles was fired for pissing and shitting on customers’ homes. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/amazon-driver-purportedly-poops-on-front-porch-of-los-angeles-home/
A Virginia man was arrested for drawing his own crosswalk at a busy intersection. https://www.cbs19news.com/news/charlottesville-man-arrested-for-drawing-crosswalk/article_f1d4d135-9d2b-4738-85d7-d5e37f1fee06.html
King Charles switched to a more comfortable silicone crown. https://theonion.com/king-charles-switches-to-more-comfortable-silicone-crown/
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56 min
May 26, 2025TTB281: Dill-ightful Deviant
The Two Bobs – Episode 281
Release Date:Monday, May 26, 2025
Welcome back, Bobs! After a longer-than-usual break (thanks, Rob’s immune system), The Two Bobs return with beer in hand and a fresh pile of weird, wild, and WTF-worthy news. You missed us. We missed us. Let’s get weird.

What Are We Drinking?
Rob sips on a freezer-born Frankenstein: Evil Twin Freezer Fresh Sundae Neapolitan Imperial Pastry Stout
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Robert enjoys a citrusy tongue twister: Basic City Beer Company Citra-Lingus Double IPA
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Random Shit
We took a longer break than intended, and we’re really not sorry
Rob got sick, which is tragic… mostly for us.
Crazy News You Can’t Make Up
‍Seattle park gets sticky — Man accused of treating public park like a private viewing booth
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Florida man levels up polyamory — Marries three women in three counties. Efficiency? Or insanity?
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Arachnophobia meets NASCAR — Woman crashes car trying to kill a spider while driving
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‍Cannonball Run, 1800s Edition — Kansas man steals an 800-pound cannon to trade for drugs
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Self-love and cucumbers — DC man sentenced after repeated lewd acts involving public handrails and produce
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Indiana does Indiana things — New law allegedly requires porn viewers to register as sex offenders. Spoiler: it’s satire (we think?)
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Closing Thoughts
We may not be consistent, but we are committed to bringing you the most head-shaking, face-palming content from the corners of the internet nobody should go. Until next time—stay weird, stay buzzed, and stay out of Florida.

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1 hr 1 min
April 28, 2025TTB280: Beer Cave Blowout
The Two Bobs episode 280 for Monday, April 28, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Behemoth from Three Floyds. https://untp.beer/lgnar
Robert nursed a Juice Head Double IPA from Solace. https://untp.beer/myp80
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was drafted before Shedeur Sanders.
A drunken Florida Man® wearing a pink wig, fake breasts and a pink thong was busted outside an Applebee’s while attempting to get into the wrong car. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/applebees/thong-man-275830
A Pennsylvania woman was busted after shitting in a liquor store’s beer cave. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/beer-cave-horror-708941
A man in Louisiana rode a horse through a Walmart claiming it was his emotional support animal. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14599535/man-rode-horse-walmart-excuse-Louisiana.html
College students in Canada were held hostage by a gaggle of Canada Geese outside their home. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/aggressive-canada-geese-waterloo-tiktok-videos-chasing-students-1.7506039
Financial experts (not including Rob) are recommending that investors diversify portfolios into several harebrained schemes. https://theonion.com/financial-experts-recommend-diversifying-portfolio-with-multiple-harebrained-schemes/
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50 min
April 07, 2025TTB279: Red Nose, Blue Lights
The Two Bobs episode 279 for Monday, April 7, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Bourbon County Brand Stout (2022) from Goose Island. https://untp.beer/MyemE
Robert nursed an Irish Cream Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1bb120695c
Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee in your recycle bin.
Robert’s birthday week was a blast, and everyone had fun!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just assessed reciprocal tariffs. Thankfully, most of its products are already produced in Florida.
An Oregon man keeps finding jugs full of piss in his recycle bin. https://www.kwtx.com/2025/03/28/its-lot-pee-man-has-no-idea-who-is-putting-gallons-urine-his-recycling-bin-or-why/
Florida Man® is being remembered for a life of Marlboros, fast women and Ford Broncos in his obituary. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/obit-florida-man-remembered-for-life-of-marlboros-fast-women-and-ford-broncos/
Florida Man® (this one hadn’t died yet) dressed up as a clown and got in a scuffle with police. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/i-am-a-clown-florida-man-dressed-as-clown-gets-in-scuffle-with-police/
Florida Woman® held up a Dairy Queen for $1.50. https://people.com/woman-accused-holding-up-dairy-queen-stealing-dollar-fifty-11702913
A new Texas law requires shoppers to show their ID before buying phallic foods. https://theonion.com/new-law-requires-texans-to-show-id-to-buy-phallic-foods/
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49 min
March 24, 2025TTB278: Weiner’s Last Stand
The Two Bobs episode 278 for Monday, March 24, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Marshmallow Drip from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/62f6bf8ca3
Robert nursed a Screech Imperial Double Stout from Eredità Beer. https://untp.beer/LVqAn
Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have a demon scold you.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is all computer, just like a Tesler.
A Japanese parenting app has a demon call your little shit of a spawn when it’s misbehaving. https://soranews24.com/2025/03/08/japanese-parenting-app-has-demon-call-your-phone-and-scold-your-misbehaving-kids/
Learn more here! https://uncannyjapan.com/podcast/oni-kara-denwa/
Florida Man® stole an ambulance and finished his beer before being arrested. https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2025/03/16/florida-man-steals-ambulance-finishes-beer-before-being-arrested-troopers-say/
Florida Man® drove recklessly before exiting his car to dance on the freeway wearing only a hard hat. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-arrested-dancing-us-route-1/
A naked man named Weiner was busted for indecent exposure after fleeing the scene of a car crash. https://nypost.com/2025/03/10/us-news/shawn-weiner-sr-accused-of-stripping-naked-on-new-hampshire-road/
Egg companies are assuring customers that a dozen eggs has always meant ‘nine’ and that eggflation is all in your heads. https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/
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51 min

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