The Two Gomers Podcast

It’s that special time of year – when you get to stuff your ears with Gomer cheer!  The first 2013 Christmas episode is here!

Steven does his first brick workout and his butt hurts.  Anthony shares some reflections of his past life as he remembers his Grandma.  We bet you ten bucks you can guess Anthony’s indispensable Christmas albums in this week’s S2R2.  The Gomeration’s wish lists are something special.  The recorder is the perfect holiday instrument.  And Steven has a revelation about one of Anthony’s favorite articles of clothing that changes EVERYTHING.

Monday Survey – What are YOUR indispensable holiday albums and movies?  We want to know so we can talk about them.  Happy Festivus!

Anthony has some news in this, the third episode of Two Gomers Race a Triathlon.  It wouldn’t be a season of the Gomers without one of them “having some news,” would it?  Also:

Steven runs to work.  It’s snowing in Arizona, but not in Florida…but it is cooler there.  There is a sneakier way to shower.  The women’s locker room is just as gross as the men’s.  Brick workouts do not involve bricks.  It’s possible to not eat turkey for Thanksgiving.  And the Gomers got a cool present from a listener.

Monday Survey:  What’s on your (running, biking and swimming) Holiday wish list?  Let us know so we can put it on ours’, too!

It’s Steven’s turn to brave the gym and the pool, in this, the second episode of Two Gomers Race a Triathlon!  Here’s what you’ll hear in Episode 2:

There are easy ways to tell the Gomers apart.  Steven has a thing against gyms and needs to get over himself.  Anthony has done more multi-event training.  The guys don’t know how to breathe, or when.  Are women’s locker rooms as open as men’s?  25 yards is nothing like 25 feet.  What the heck is a brick workout?  Blockbuster Video smells like Subway, and Subway smells like BO, and Pizza Hut smells like memories.

Plus, the return of S2R2s, and Listener Feedback impressions!

Monday Survey:  Are you doing a Turkey Trot?  Tell us about it!  We want to know!!!!  Happy Running.

The wait is over – the Two Gomers are back for Season 6 – Two Gomers Race a Triathlon!  Here’s what you’ll hear in this episode:

The guys (re)introduce themselves, talk about how to tell G1 from G2, and give a little GomerHistory.  Anthony gives the details on his very first swim at the gym.  It is hard to be naked.  Luggage is a good way to carry around your swim trunks.  Swim trunks may not be the best thing to wear while training for a triathlon.  It is hard to breathe.  Goggles rule, but Gomers are SLOW.

And finally, the Gomers answer the question “What distance triathlon will they race?”

It’s gonna be a great season, Nation, we can’t wait to go on the journey with you!  Monday Survey for this week:  What are you looking forward to about Two Gomers Race a Triathlon?  We want to know (so we make sure we do them)!  Happy Running!

Click here to donate and download our Pre-Season 6 Specials!

Two Gomers Race a Triathlon is here, three weeks early!

Many of you have been asking how to help us make Two Gomers Race a Triathlon possible. Here’s your chance!  We’ve released a two-part special available for direct download only (through our store, not on iTunes!) when you donate to Two Gomers Race a Triathlon.

First, at the $2.99 level, you’ll get the FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 6 (complete with Anthony’s first swim and gym experience and some unique stuff that won’t be in the Nov 14 premiere) three weeks early!

If you donate more, you’ll also receive our second special, only available these next three weeks and then gone forever, called “Two Gomers: Skydiving and Space Movies.”

If you donate the top, “Marathon” amount, you’ll ALSO receive a personalized thank-you audio message from the Gomers!

Just head over to the Two Gomers store and donate and download now.  ALL the money you give will go directly toward getting us to the Triahlon at the end of our sixth season, and toward making the podcast possible.  We couldn’t do this without you, and we THANK YOU! We’re getting PUMPED for Two Gomers Race a Triathlon!

Click here to donate and download the Pre-Season 6 Specials!

The guys just couldn’t handle the radio silence, so here’s a little treat for you – a little surprise off-season episode!  Join the Gomers as they talk through Steven’s Half-Marathon last month, depressing voicemails, not-so-bad injuries, concerned parents, and Star Trek VHS tapes.

Season 6 is fast approaching!  Keep an eye out for some fun stuff this next month.  Happy Running!

It’s been a while, but the Gomers are back, and with big news.  Join them as they move that bus for a big Season 6 reveal, start talking about all the things they don’t know about their next big goal, talk favorite summer movies, not-quite-weekday veg, weight-loss-weight-gain math formulas, and John Williams’ chances of survival. (We love you and your music, Star Wars needs you!)

Oh, and some great Strawberryfest follow-up, including the first time we’ve ever won anything.  This is one you won’t want to miss!  Happy Running!

If you’re looking for running updates…well, how do we put this?  This isn’t that episode!  Join the guys in this special episode as they mostly talk Star Trek Into Darkness.  But you know they Gomers – they’ll always find ways to talk about just about everything else:  running with glasses, (really) salty foods, “meat on the side,” Diablo 3, palm tree trimming, face-blindness, Superman, Iron Man, and Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

And don’t forget Strawberryfest, coming next week!  Meet and greet and run with the Gomers!  Here’s the link to register:

Register here!

Hope to see you there, and Happy Running!

The Gomers’ Weekday Veg Challenge is at an end, and they talk turkey about it in this off-season episode.  Plus some cool running updates, kitchen creativity, mountain summiting, last-day-of-school memories, and details about this summers’ GomerNation gathering.

Here’s the link to Strasberryfest, on June 22nd, if you’d like to join us!

http://www.athenstoatlantis.com/Events/200213/

We’ll be back soon with our Summer Movie Special, till then, Happy Running!

This is a fun one – join the fellas as they talk about the ups and downs of going veg for 5 days a week in May, and everything they’ve gained (and lost) from the experience so far.  But that, of course, is not all – they also talk best running months ever, fast food and old girlfriends, reading while walking, and changing in the middle school locker room.  Plus the return of Songs To Run To!

Have a great rest of May, and Happy Running!