We've gone all the way to the L and now we are back to discuss THE ULTIMATUM QUEER LOVE, an absolute rollercoaster ride of alleged reality in which six queer couples at a crossroads regarding marriage all break up, pretend to be married to people they just met and then return to each other to fight about what happened while they were apart. Which couple needs a hall pass? Who made oxtail? Why are Mel and Dayna lying? Why should everyone give AJ a break? Let's discuss!!!

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Episode Produced, Mixed, Edited: Lauren Klein @laurentaylorklein